Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
@velospence.bsky.social
phila, pa | PMA | NO JERKS
goddamnit we watched it three times last year, maybe we’ll go for 4 this year
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
goddamnit we watched it three times last year, maybe we’ll go for 4 this year
i’m glad Santa gave Daniel Lowry a bicycle but santa being a corporate shill for J Cole’s and suffering this public hearing is the reason capitalism is totally fucked
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i’m glad Santa gave Daniel Lowry a bicycle but santa being a corporate shill for J Cole’s and suffering this public hearing is the reason capitalism is totally fucked
i don’t believe in santa clause but i also don’t know why the bailiff in New York has a thick Chicago accent
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i don’t believe in santa clause but i also don’t know why the bailiff in New York has a thick Chicago accent
i’m not buying the plot of this one someone turn on Christmas Vacation
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i’m not buying the plot of this one someone turn on Christmas Vacation
holy shit santa just murdered a drunk man
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
holy shit santa just murdered a drunk man
turns out like a typical John Hughes a lot of this is shot on Chicago and not New York and that’s problem #1 for me
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
turns out like a typical John Hughes a lot of this is shot on Chicago and not New York and that’s problem #1 for me
you mean to tell me the money robbed off my paycheck is going to the public good and not bombing migrant towns thousands of miles away? yea right buddy not in my america
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
you mean to tell me the money robbed off my paycheck is going to the public good and not bombing migrant towns thousands of miles away? yea right buddy not in my america
stuffing
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
stuffing
why the fuck are they both on my tv right now then!
(i know Jack White isn’t cancelled i am just not a fan)
(i know Jack White isn’t cancelled i am just not a fan)
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
why the fuck are they both on my tv right now then!
(i know Jack White isn’t cancelled i am just not a fan)
(i know Jack White isn’t cancelled i am just not a fan)
jokes on the humans as usual, little guy is just wondering when the next piece of turkey is going hit the floor
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
jokes on the humans as usual, little guy is just wondering when the next piece of turkey is going hit the floor
we're a pro Spider Man house
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
we're a pro Spider Man house
aye!
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
aye!
counterpoint - take all of the money spent on floats and redistribute the money to food pantries citywide.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
counterpoint - take all of the money spent on floats and redistribute the money to food pantries citywide.