Varlotto
@varlotto.bsky.social
5'9, balding, white male, and I love to post online!
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Texting my film bro buddy that there's a movie on TV
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Texting my film bro buddy that there's a movie on TV
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My attempt at a Nyazsche comic
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
My attempt at a Nyazsche comic
you look like you put a dash when you type email
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
you look like you put a dash when you type email
When men enjoy something and wanna post about it they have to pretend there is some oppositional force stopping them from enjoying it
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
When men enjoy something and wanna post about it they have to pretend there is some oppositional force stopping them from enjoying it
The black curtains in my room and I have a sensual, but not physical, relationship.
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The black curtains in my room and I have a sensual, but not physical, relationship.
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Found this old magazine ad for this cool looking game...
🃏🕵️Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
🃏🕵️Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Found this old magazine ad for this cool looking game...
🃏🕵️Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
🃏🕵️Play the demo: s.team/a/3940840
#gamedev #indiedev #cozygames #steam #indiegames
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just spent about 20 minutes trying to track down this video on Instagram
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
just spent about 20 minutes trying to track down this video on Instagram
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Alright bro bro. You need to stop farting.
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Alright bro bro. You need to stop farting.
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So annoying when you're trying to impress someone by telling them the alphabet song has the same melody as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and they've never heard either of them
January 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
So annoying when you're trying to impress someone by telling them the alphabet song has the same melody as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and they've never heard either of them
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Well, there's really no denying it at this point. We truly are an evil country.
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Well, there's really no denying it at this point. We truly are an evil country.
i need a job so i can get a very tiny kitten and raise him in a god-free household
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
i need a job so i can get a very tiny kitten and raise him in a god-free household
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in purgatory being confronted by all the drywall i punched
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
in purgatory being confronted by all the drywall i punched
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all my unemployed friends throw rocks at me and call me The Wage Rat
January 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
all my unemployed friends throw rocks at me and call me The Wage Rat
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this is how bilbo is described in the books
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
this is how bilbo is described in the books
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image