Urban Pantheist
@urbpan.bsky.social
I love ALL of nature’s abominations
Hey, you cold-loving people who say you can always put more clothes on (but you can’t take more off when it’s hot) what are you wearing today? A freshly killed tauntaun?
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hey, you cold-loving people who say you can always put more clothes on (but you can’t take more off when it’s hot) what are you wearing today? A freshly killed tauntaun?
I’m inexplicably pleased to hear @stoppodcasting.bsky.social and @maddiekelly.bsky.social talk about how much they like Eddie Peppitone
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I’m inexplicably pleased to hear @stoppodcasting.bsky.social and @maddiekelly.bsky.social talk about how much they like Eddie Peppitone
Today’s practice will be saying “fine, and you?” in place of “terrible, and I wish you wouldn’t talk to me about it.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Today’s practice will be saying “fine, and you?” in place of “terrible, and I wish you wouldn’t talk to me about it.”
A reminder that if any of my coworkers are reading this, let me know so I can delete my account
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A reminder that if any of my coworkers are reading this, let me know so I can delete my account
I’m in no position to criticize silly childlike hobbies, but if you play quadball (quidditch), please consider hobby horse as a less embarrassing alternative. Hobby horsers rule. youtube.com/shorts/ZUznP...
Have you ever led the round of honour?🥹🥇 #hobbyhorse #hobbyhorsing #horses #sports #therian #fy #fun
YouTube video by Kht Shetty | Hobby Horsing
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m in no position to criticize silly childlike hobbies, but if you play quadball (quidditch), please consider hobby horse as a less embarrassing alternative. Hobby horsers rule. youtube.com/shorts/ZUznP...
The longer I stay at my job, the fewer people there are who remember how much worse things were before I was on the job
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The longer I stay at my job, the fewer people there are who remember how much worse things were before I was on the job
Depression avoidance challenge: last day of “vacation” (torpedoed by family emergency)
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Depression avoidance challenge: last day of “vacation” (torpedoed by family emergency)
Is it too early for me to complain about Xmas crap?
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is it too early for me to complain about Xmas crap?
Everyone remembers that Larry Summers has always been a scumbag right?
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Everyone remembers that Larry Summers has always been a scumbag right?
This hospital room is a lot like all the others, except it’s 1000 miles from my home and car
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This hospital room is a lot like all the others, except it’s 1000 miles from my home and car
The airport is a great place to be reminded how many people don’t seem to have an indoor voice
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The airport is a great place to be reminded how many people don’t seem to have an indoor voice
Should it take longer than 50 years to get used to being cold for more than half the year?
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Should it take longer than 50 years to get used to being cold for more than half the year?
Reposted by Urban Pantheist
Is anyone concerned that Trump is acting like “if I’m not gonna live forever, no one’s gonna live”?
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Is anyone concerned that Trump is acting like “if I’m not gonna live forever, no one’s gonna live”?
I told my therapist about it and he basically said “yeah your job is impossible lol”
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I told my therapist about it and he basically said “yeah your job is impossible lol”
It is impossible for me to describe my job neutrally without it sounding like I’m bitterly complaining
October 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It is impossible for me to describe my job neutrally without it sounding like I’m bitterly complaining
Realizing I’ve become too old to dress as a cartoon dad is not a great headspace for this Halloween party
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Realizing I’ve become too old to dress as a cartoon dad is not a great headspace for this Halloween party
I didn’t really need a reminder that a “young republican” is a 40 year old who thinks hitler is cool, but here we are again.
October 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I didn’t really need a reminder that a “young republican” is a 40 year old who thinks hitler is cool, but here we are again.
For the 1500th time in a row, I realized too late that I am insufficiently tall to attend concerts that do not have seating
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
For the 1500th time in a row, I realized too late that I am insufficiently tall to attend concerts that do not have seating
Support state universities!(by paying their outrageous parking fees and/or tickets)
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Support state universities!(by paying their outrageous parking fees and/or tickets)
Coming in on my day off to drop in on the party for our beloved departing ceo, still found myself taking fried dough away from the dumpster peacock
October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Coming in on my day off to drop in on the party for our beloved departing ceo, still found myself taking fried dough away from the dumpster peacock
Chuck D and Jerry Garcia
Alan Tudyk and Flavor Flav (which is funny because @urbpan.bsky.social shares a bday with Chuck D)
Bob Dylan and Alfred Molina I guess
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Chuck D and Jerry Garcia
The left wing circular firing squad is just a metaphor
September 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The left wing circular firing squad is just a metaphor
Reposted by Urban Pantheist
I hope everyone enjoys one channel with nothing but Oral Roberts and Hee Haw.
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I hope everyone enjoys one channel with nothing but Oral Roberts and Hee Haw.
I don’t like Christmas, skiing, or being cold. What’s the best alternative for trying to enjoy the winter?
September 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I don’t like Christmas, skiing, or being cold. What’s the best alternative for trying to enjoy the winter?
Let’s stop talking about this right on right crime and let them sort out their own mess
September 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Let’s stop talking about this right on right crime and let them sort out their own mess