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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 5d

Is anyone concerned that Trump is acting like “if I’m not gonna live forever, no one’s gonna live”?

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 12d

I told my therapist about it and he basically said “yeah your job is impossible lol”

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 12d

It is impossible for me to describe my job neutrally without it sounding like I’m bitterly complaining

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 13d

For bravery in facial hair

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 13d

Basically all that’s left besides Wilford Brimley characters

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 13d

Realizing I’ve become too old to dress as a cartoon dad is not a great headspace for this Halloween party

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 19d

I didn’t really need a reminder that a “young republican” is a 40 year old who thinks hitler is cool, but here we are again.

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 21d

For the 1500th time in a row, I realized too late that I am insufficiently tall to attend concerts that do not have seating

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 22d

Looks good to me

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 22d

Support state universities!(by paying their outrageous parking fees and/or tickets)

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Oct 5

Coming in on my day off to drop in on the party for our beloved departing ceo, still found myself taking fried dough away from the dumpster peacock

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Sep 23

Chuck D and Jerry Garcia

Beloved by cheese @cottonmanifesto.bsky.social · Sep 22

Alan Tudyk and Flavor Flav (which is funny because @urbpan.bsky.social shares a bday with Chuck D)

Captain Subaru cranberry blast: the falafel lobbyist @coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social · Sep 22

Bob Dylan and Alfred Molina I guess

Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Sep 19

The left wing circular firing squad is just a metaphor

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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · Sep 18

I hope everyone enjoys one channel with nothing but Oral Roberts and Hee Haw.

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Sep 19

I don’t like Christmas, skiing, or being cold. What’s the best alternative for trying to enjoy the winter?

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Sep 15

Oh, and release the Epstein files

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Sep 15

Let’s stop talking about this right on right crime and let them sort out their own mess

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Sep 12

Based on all the performative upset and rage, especially on behalf of the president, I’m calling this one a false flag.

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Sep 11

The fact that people are pretending that they believe all life is precious is nauseating

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Sep 5

Number 2 is a fly, number 4 is a golden digger wasp

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Aug 26

All the animals you like to look at depend on all the animals you don’t

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Aug 15

Blessed be.

A tan mushroom emerges from a log, sunlight filters through leaves above, and the mushroom’s gills seem illuminated.

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Aug 14

I wish it would rain, this global environmental catastrophe is impinging on my monetized hobby 🍄🍄‍🟫🍄

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Aug 12

Just had the weird feeling of delight at witnessing a new-to-me insect behavior then contort into dread as I realized that I’m the pest control guy and it’s my problem now

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · Aug 12

One thing I’ve learned from working in pest control: size estimates accurately reflect the degree of fear, not the actual size of the animal in question.

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