Unpainted Huffines
@unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social
Would you buy unpainted furniture from my store?
He/Him. Smart-ass leftist.
He/Him. Smart-ass leftist.
“What’s one thing we have that we haven’t monetized yet? Sunlight! Let’s find a way to charge people money for that!”
The stealthy startup plans to use a network of satellites to harvest sunlight and send it to Earth using infrared lasers.
Overview Energy wants to beam energy from space to existing solar farms | TechCrunch
The stealthy startup plans to use a network of satellites to harvest sunlight and send it to Earth using infrared lasers.
techcrunch.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“What’s one thing we have that we haven’t monetized yet? Sunlight! Let’s find a way to charge people money for that!”
Today I was presented with the FIFA You’re Still Unemployed Award. I feel honored.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Today I was presented with the FIFA You’re Still Unemployed Award. I feel honored.
It ended up being 22-19. I was so close.
If the final score is 23-19, we will know the fix is in.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It ended up being 22-19. I was so close.
After the Sunday Night Football game, one player credited Jesus Christ for the win; the player next to him thanked Allah.
These gods need to stop messing around with football games and concentrate more on having their followers get along with each other.
These gods need to stop messing around with football games and concentrate more on having their followers get along with each other.
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
After the Sunday Night Football game, one player credited Jesus Christ for the win; the player next to him thanked Allah.
These gods need to stop messing around with football games and concentrate more on having their followers get along with each other.
These gods need to stop messing around with football games and concentrate more on having their followers get along with each other.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Last year, it was Saturday Night Fever Santa.
This year, it’s Grease Santa.
If they continue using Travolta’s career chronologically, next year we should get Moment By Moment Santa.
This year, it’s Grease Santa.
If they continue using Travolta’s career chronologically, next year we should get Moment By Moment Santa.
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Last year, it was Saturday Night Fever Santa.
This year, it’s Grease Santa.
If they continue using Travolta’s career chronologically, next year we should get Moment By Moment Santa.
This year, it’s Grease Santa.
If they continue using Travolta’s career chronologically, next year we should get Moment By Moment Santa.
He just wants to best Obama for everything. Trying to a get a Nobel Peace Prize. Instead get someone who he can bribe to give him one.
He wants his own killing of Osama Bin Laden. That’s why he’s going after Venezuela - he’s decided that’s the enemy he wants to eliminate.
He wants his own killing of Osama Bin Laden. That’s why he’s going after Venezuela - he’s decided that’s the enemy he wants to eliminate.
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He just wants to best Obama for everything. Trying to a get a Nobel Peace Prize. Instead get someone who he can bribe to give him one.
He wants his own killing of Osama Bin Laden. That’s why he’s going after Venezuela - he’s decided that’s the enemy he wants to eliminate.
He wants his own killing of Osama Bin Laden. That’s why he’s going after Venezuela - he’s decided that’s the enemy he wants to eliminate.
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It’s got everything: ridiculous music, digital confetti, a giant gold orb trophy, a blue ribbon medal, a fawning corrupt dude, and an orange aspiring fascist
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s got everything: ridiculous music, digital confetti, a giant gold orb trophy, a blue ribbon medal, a fawning corrupt dude, and an orange aspiring fascist
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Artist: S-Crimmy https://b3ta.com/board/11423341
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Artist: S-Crimmy https://b3ta.com/board/11423341
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
Who will win the 2nd FIFA Peace Award next year? The suspense…
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Who will win the 2nd FIFA Peace Award next year? The suspense…
They are doing conspiracy-level actions but are too lazy to bother with the cover-up AND IT DOESN’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They are doing conspiracy-level actions but are too lazy to bother with the cover-up AND IT DOESN’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
If they hadn’t been banned in an earlier era, right wingnuts would be snorting asbestos, smearing lead paint on their entire bodies while blowing unfiltered cigarette smoke into a baby’s face just to “own the libs.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If they hadn’t been banned in an earlier era, right wingnuts would be snorting asbestos, smearing lead paint on their entire bodies while blowing unfiltered cigarette smoke into a baby’s face just to “own the libs.”
Wilhelm of the Wilhelm Scream.
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Wilhelm of the Wilhelm Scream.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
REM
Ramones
Lyle Lovett
Wille Nelson
Graham Parker
REM
Ramones
Lyle Lovett
Wille Nelson
Graham Parker
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Black Crowes x 4
Dead & Company
Black Crowes x 4
Dead & Company
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Style Council
David Bowie
The Who
Stevie Wonder
Earth, Wind & Fire
The Style Council
David Bowie
The Who
Stevie Wonder
Earth, Wind & Fire
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
REM
Ramones
Lyle Lovett
Wille Nelson
Graham Parker
REM
Ramones
Lyle Lovett
Wille Nelson
Graham Parker
Really wanted the meeting to start like this:
DT: “Welcome Zorhan.”
ZM: “Call me by my nickname: Bubba.”
DT: “Welcome Zorhan.”
ZM: “Call me by my nickname: Bubba.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Really wanted the meeting to start like this:
DT: “Welcome Zorhan.”
ZM: “Call me by my nickname: Bubba.”
DT: “Welcome Zorhan.”
ZM: “Call me by my nickname: Bubba.”
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As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
Teddy Ruxpin has run out of fucks to give.
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Teddy Ruxpin has run out of fucks to give.
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Looking at social media today, I’ve realized it was a mistake for me to learn how to read.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Looking at social media today, I’ve realized it was a mistake for me to learn how to read.
I’m at the age where if the heart rate monitor on the gym treadmill doesn’t give me a reading, instead of assuming it is broken, I check my pulse to see if, in fact, I am dead.
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m at the age where if the heart rate monitor on the gym treadmill doesn’t give me a reading, instead of assuming it is broken, I check my pulse to see if, in fact, I am dead.
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Please read this thread:
So many people are trying to figure out what's happening with kids and schools.
I don't know any big-picture answers. But from my n=2 sample, one big problem is the constant jankiness of doing schoolwork on Chromebooks and Google Classroom.
Math apps where you can't see the diagram and the
I don't know any big-picture answers. But from my n=2 sample, one big problem is the constant jankiness of doing schoolwork on Chromebooks and Google Classroom.
Math apps where you can't see the diagram and the
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Please read this thread:
My tattoo is Chinese for “tattoo.”
“What’s your tattoo say?”
“Tattoo.”
“I know it’s a tattoo. What’s it mean?”
“Tattoo.”
It’s like my own personal “Who’s on First?” joke.
If you are getting a tattoo, you should always think of it as something that shows who you are.
“What’s your tattoo say?”
“Tattoo.”
“I know it’s a tattoo. What’s it mean?”
“Tattoo.”
It’s like my own personal “Who’s on First?” joke.
If you are getting a tattoo, you should always think of it as something that shows who you are.
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My tattoo is Chinese for “tattoo.”
“What’s your tattoo say?”
“Tattoo.”
“I know it’s a tattoo. What’s it mean?”
“Tattoo.”
It’s like my own personal “Who’s on First?” joke.
If you are getting a tattoo, you should always think of it as something that shows who you are.
“What’s your tattoo say?”
“Tattoo.”
“I know it’s a tattoo. What’s it mean?”
“Tattoo.”
It’s like my own personal “Who’s on First?” joke.
If you are getting a tattoo, you should always think of it as something that shows who you are.
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"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
www.kktv.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
I’m sure im not the first to think of this, but just call the MAGA “alternate” halftime show what it is:
White Noise.
White Noise.
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m sure im not the first to think of this, but just call the MAGA “alternate” halftime show what it is:
White Noise.
White Noise.