Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!)
@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
Communism, dad jokes and nu metal.
Liberals DNI 🚫
Liberals DNI 🚫
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I hate America
America is like an abandoned house at the end of a darkened cul-de-sac, none of the toilets work but they are full of shit, there are swastikas all over the walls and there is a SWAT team standing guard outside ready to blast anybody bold enough to take a peek inside
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this follow is fat felix approved
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this follow is fat felix approved
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follow my homie matt
I finally gave up trying to ditch the rude label and had to start over 😭
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
follow my homie matt
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Follow prestige mode Matt
I finally gave up trying to ditch the rude label and had to start over 😭
October 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Follow prestige mode Matt
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“Antifa stole my sunglasses and beat me up”
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“Antifa stole my sunglasses and beat me up”
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October 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Perfect. No notes.
Police just detained two protesters.
One dressed as the Statue of the Liberty.
One dressed as the Statue of the Liberty.
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Perfect. No notes.
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“No Kings” includes Elvis, but just because he didn’t eat pussy
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
“No Kings” includes Elvis, but just because he didn’t eat pussy
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Release the Epstein files!
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Release the Epstein files!
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president xi please save us from our cringe as fuck government
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
president xi please save us from our cringe as fuck government
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Where are all my #smokefleet homies at?
October 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Where are all my #smokefleet homies at?
New kind of Goblin-Mode just dropped 🔥 🔥 🔥
October 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
New kind of Goblin-Mode just dropped 🔥 🔥 🔥
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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ICE has deport kimpossiblefact for the piss part being true,
October 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
ICE has deport kimpossiblefact for the piss part being true,
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hey, if you just joined and the website is not Funny, it’s bc a lot of shitposters have a “rude” label which hides their posts by default on signup. you can (and should!) disable this
If you want to see my posts you to go to @moderation.bsky.app and set your “rude” filter to “off”. They labeled a bunch of us “rude” for making fun of Charlie Throat
October 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
hey, if you just joined and the website is not Funny, it’s bc a lot of shitposters have a “rude” label which hides their posts by default on signup. you can (and should!) disable this
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boosting this via screenshot in case the rude label is still toggled to hide as a default on your accounts.
even beyond matt, i turned the label off several months ago because i was missing way too many bangers from good posters since there's some arbitrary way the mods define "rude" here.
even beyond matt, i turned the label off several months ago because i was missing way too many bangers from good posters since there's some arbitrary way the mods define "rude" here.
October 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
boosting this via screenshot in case the rude label is still toggled to hide as a default on your accounts.
even beyond matt, i turned the label off several months ago because i was missing way too many bangers from good posters since there's some arbitrary way the mods define "rude" here.
even beyond matt, i turned the label off several months ago because i was missing way too many bangers from good posters since there's some arbitrary way the mods define "rude" here.
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If you want to see my posts you to go to @moderation.bsky.app and set your “rude” filter to “off”. They labeled a bunch of us “rude” for making fun of Charlie Throat
October 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If you want to see my posts you to go to @moderation.bsky.app and set your “rude” filter to “off”. They labeled a bunch of us “rude” for making fun of Charlie Throat
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Out today, News & Politics Editor @byjustinmiller.bsky.social's interview with @ginafortexas.bsky.social: "I’m running to be a governor for Texans, for working families, for working Texans, for the school children of Texas. And it’s time our people had a voice."
'Failures and Grift’: Gina Hinojosa Wants to Stop Greg Abbott from Making History
The five-term Austin state representative will wage an underdog campaign to deny the powerful Texas governor an unprecedented fourth term—and the chance to further entrench his “corruption.”
www.texasobserver.org
October 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Out today, News & Politics Editor @byjustinmiller.bsky.social's interview with @ginafortexas.bsky.social: "I’m running to be a governor for Texans, for working families, for working Texans, for the school children of Texas. And it’s time our people had a voice."
Half of the time I’ve spent on this app today has been blocking retirees that had followed me for some reason
October 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Half of the time I’ve spent on this app today has been blocking retirees that had followed me for some reason
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"I let my dog smoke because I dont like him" - Jared Leto
October 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"I let my dog smoke because I dont like him" - Jared Leto
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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