BBall Ben Kelly
@uncool-uncle.bsky.social
Posting absolutely deranged shit after midnight on the east coast; which is around 4pm here in Australia
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BBall Ben Kelly
@uncool-uncle.bsky.social
· Dec 11
"LeBron is The Simpsons" will now be my permanent answer in any 🐐 debate
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Boopie Miller FROM THE MILLER for the WINNER
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Boopie Miller FROM THE MILLER for the WINNER
Who took this photo, Gregory Crewdson?
BREAKING: A federal officer shot a person in the leg after being attacked with a shovel during a Minneapolis arrest, an AP source says.
Federal officer shoots person in leg after being attacked during Minneapolis arrest, AP source says
A federal officer has shot a person in the leg in Minneapolis after being attacked with a shovel during an arrest Wednesday.
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January 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Who took this photo, Gregory Crewdson?
I suffer from internal bleeding due to crohns. If it was a small amount you wouldn’t know about it, if it was large he’d be in hospital having surgery
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I suffer from internal bleeding due to crohns. If it was a small amount you wouldn’t know about it, if it was large he’d be in hospital having surgery
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WINNING POST 3
January 13, 2026 at 8:38 AM
WINNING POST 3
Not sure what the process is for White House media accreditation these days* but I’d love to get hold of one just to ask him existential questions. Just launch straight into “Are you happy? You don’t seem happy” or “You do realize you’re in government right?”
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Not sure what the process is for White House media accreditation these days* but I’d love to get hold of one just to ask him existential questions. Just launch straight into “Are you happy? You don’t seem happy” or “You do realize you’re in government right?”
I can warn against following the NBA Starter pack 2 unless you want your feed to become a diary of everything that trump did today
January 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I can warn against following the NBA Starter pack 2 unless you want your feed to become a diary of everything that trump did today
Hey @mcuban.bsky.social do you have a job or are you unemployed?
January 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Hey @mcuban.bsky.social do you have a job or are you unemployed?
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
This man is finally an Allstar (manifesting)
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
This man is finally an Allstar (manifesting)
Just contracted measles thinking about Chet winning DPOY
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Just contracted measles thinking about Chet winning DPOY
One battle after another might be the most overrated movie of the 21st century
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
One battle after another might be the most overrated movie of the 21st century
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Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
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Celtics broadcast shows some guys shooting on a hoop outside the Intuit Dome and every shot is an airball 😂
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Celtics broadcast shows some guys shooting on a hoop outside the Intuit Dome and every shot is an airball 😂
I’m 90% sure that’s asbestos flooring - the white layer is class A asbestos
Mamdani been mayor for five minutes & is pulling up on slumlords, tearing up flooring himself, disgusted, and took the whole media with him.
He is HIM 😭
He is HIM 😭
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I’m 90% sure that’s asbestos flooring - the white layer is class A asbestos
It’s hard to say there were no consequences when 9/11 happened. That happened due to US foreign policy, but the script was immediately changed to ‘they hate democracy’ so people didn’t look into why people hated US foreign policy
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
It’s hard to say there were no consequences when 9/11 happened. That happened due to US foreign policy, but the script was immediately changed to ‘they hate democracy’ so people didn’t look into why people hated US foreign policy
"Hello and welcome to CBS news. Tonight, tornadoes have ripped through Oklahoma destroying hundreds of homes, but we will only be showing the houses that are still standing, because we love merica"
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
"Hello and welcome to CBS news. Tonight, tornadoes have ripped through Oklahoma destroying hundreds of homes, but we will only be showing the houses that are still standing, because we love merica"
On AngryRacistAustraliansTwitter, they only ever post about 2 things:
~How 'their' country has been destroyed by immigrants, who have ruined Australia's culture, and that it's no longer a place they love
~Telling other people they should leave Australia if they don't love it's culture
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~How 'their' country has been destroyed by immigrants, who have ruined Australia's culture, and that it's no longer a place they love
~Telling other people they should leave Australia if they don't love it's culture
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always left to wonder what exactly they love about it. no one is more aggrieved than these people
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 AM
On AngryRacistAustraliansTwitter, they only ever post about 2 things:
~How 'their' country has been destroyed by immigrants, who have ruined Australia's culture, and that it's no longer a place they love
~Telling other people they should leave Australia if they don't love it's culture
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~How 'their' country has been destroyed by immigrants, who have ruined Australia's culture, and that it's no longer a place they love
~Telling other people they should leave Australia if they don't love it's culture
🙃
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
Kawhi: “I’m an Allstar”
Kawhi Leonard is averaging over his last six games
39 points
9 rebounds
4 assists
3 steals
2 blocks
69.5% True Shooting
Below in white are his last six games averages compared to his regular season averages in orange.
Tool used to create screenshot: @pivotfade.com
39 points
9 rebounds
4 assists
3 steals
2 blocks
69.5% True Shooting
Below in white are his last six games averages compared to his regular season averages in orange.
Tool used to create screenshot: @pivotfade.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Kawhi: “I’m an Allstar”
When you’re sure they just called ‘143’ while you’re holding ticket ‘141’ and yet to be served, and have to look up at the screen to confirm
January 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
When you’re sure they just called ‘143’ while you’re holding ticket ‘141’ and yet to be served, and have to look up at the screen to confirm
The sad thing is they’re trying to prove that he doesn’t follow his own principles of socialism because they don’t know the difference between it and communism, instead of realizing you can be socialist and have nice and expensive things, as shown here
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
The sad thing is they’re trying to prove that he doesn’t follow his own principles of socialism because they don’t know the difference between it and communism, instead of realizing you can be socialist and have nice and expensive things, as shown here
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It kind of pisses me off that for decades we stigmatized and mocked lonely people for getting cats, and now we have lonely people typing messages to an AI chatbot that tells them to kill their families. Get some cats! You can talk to them, and they're very soft!
I too have discovered a cat!
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It kind of pisses me off that for decades we stigmatized and mocked lonely people for getting cats, and now we have lonely people typing messages to an AI chatbot that tells them to kill their families. Get some cats! You can talk to them, and they're very soft!
This is awesome
The Dubs scored 373 points this week, meaning 111,900 meals were donated to families in need through partnership with Kaiser Permanente NorCal and The Athletes' Corner
Learn more about Swishes for Dishes » bit.ly/3YlJdL8
Learn more about Swishes for Dishes » bit.ly/3YlJdL8
December 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
This is awesome
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Deuce & Mo chanting their little hearts out after win number 8.
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December 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Deuce & Mo chanting their little hearts out after win number 8.
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Happy Holidays! Please enjoy this cursed image!
December 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Happy Holidays! Please enjoy this cursed image!