@tydee.bsky.social
I’ve written over 6,000 anti-MAGA limericks during the last 7 years. They used to be funny
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So, has the staffer who posted that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
So, has the staffer who posted that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?
👇👇👇😂 MAGA idiots and snowflakes destroyed by a State Senator.
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
👇👇👇😂 MAGA idiots and snowflakes destroyed by a State Senator.
White House
Whenever Trump hath an offense post made
First, on the Press any blame is laid
If that doesn’t fly
They’ll the truth try
Saying Trump is really just a White House aide
Whenever Trump hath an offense post made
First, on the Press any blame is laid
If that doesn’t fly
They’ll the truth try
Saying Trump is really just a White House aide
February 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
White House
Whenever Trump hath an offense post made
First, on the Press any blame is laid
If that doesn’t fly
They’ll the truth try
Saying Trump is really just a White House aide
Whenever Trump hath an offense post made
First, on the Press any blame is laid
If that doesn’t fly
They’ll the truth try
Saying Trump is really just a White House aide
Senator Susan Collins has concerns about ICE/CBP violence in Minneapolis, but she thinks that Alex Pretti and Renée Good have learned their lesson.
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Senator Susan Collins has concerns about ICE/CBP violence in Minneapolis, but she thinks that Alex Pretti and Renée Good have learned their lesson.
I think that he compensating for a lack of love…and a small penis
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I think that he compensating for a lack of love…and a small penis
When you grew up in the South, you have:
MAGA Friends
My MAGA friends loudly in insist
Every Muslim is a terrorist
Black people are lazy
Immigration is crazy
Then cry when I say that’s racist
MAGA Friends
My MAGA friends loudly in insist
Every Muslim is a terrorist
Black people are lazy
Immigration is crazy
Then cry when I say that’s racist
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
When you grew up in the South, you have:
MAGA Friends
My MAGA friends loudly in insist
Every Muslim is a terrorist
Black people are lazy
Immigration is crazy
Then cry when I say that’s racist
MAGA Friends
My MAGA friends loudly in insist
Every Muslim is a terrorist
Black people are lazy
Immigration is crazy
Then cry when I say that’s racist
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Sadly, this is NOT satire.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sadly, this is NOT satire.
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The headline should be, "DHS to keep 2,000 immigration officers in Minnesota."
Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."
This presser worked like a charm.
Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."
This presser worked like a charm.
Homan in Minneapolis: "Effective immediately, we will draw down 700 people effective today."
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The headline should be, "DHS to keep 2,000 immigration officers in Minnesota."
Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."
This presser worked like a charm.
Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."
This presser worked like a charm.
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Good @jensorensen.bsky.social on “polarization” www.gocomics.com/jen-sorensen...
Jen Sorensen by Jen Sorensen for February 4, 2026 | GoComics
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February 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Good @jensorensen.bsky.social on “polarization” www.gocomics.com/jen-sorensen...
Balancing the Budget
A Doctor Oz went on TV to say
If workers work better each day
Stopping school after High
And work ‘til they die
The tax cuts for the rich they’ll repay
A Doctor Oz went on TV to say
If workers work better each day
Stopping school after High
And work ‘til they die
The tax cuts for the rich they’ll repay
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Balancing the Budget
A Doctor Oz went on TV to say
If workers work better each day
Stopping school after High
And work ‘til they die
The tax cuts for the rich they’ll repay
A Doctor Oz went on TV to say
If workers work better each day
Stopping school after High
And work ‘til they die
The tax cuts for the rich they’ll repay
JD and Rubio are trying to figure out how to pull this off without losing MAGA faithful in 2028. Sort of a game of chicken being played by chickens. “You invoke” “No, you invoke”
It is coming up. Not sure if there's enough votes or people to push it through yet, but it keeps coming up. Hopefully we will get there.
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
JD and Rubio are trying to figure out how to pull this off without losing MAGA faithful in 2028. Sort of a game of chicken being played by chickens. “You invoke” “No, you invoke”
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It is completely reasonable to say that anyone who appears in Epstein's emails deserves due process before being convicted of any crime.
It is also completely reasonable to ask "WTF were you doing hanging with a charged child sex trafficker like it's no big deal?"
It is also completely reasonable to ask "WTF were you doing hanging with a charged child sex trafficker like it's no big deal?"
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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I think all these men who benefited financially from proximity to Epstein POST CONVICTION OF PEDOPHILIA should have to pay reparations to his victims, whether they abused women and children or not.
They all knew what was going on, and help legitimize him with their association.
They all knew what was going on, and help legitimize him with their association.
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I think all these men who benefited financially from proximity to Epstein POST CONVICTION OF PEDOPHILIA should have to pay reparations to his victims, whether they abused women and children or not.
They all knew what was going on, and help legitimize him with their association.
They all knew what was going on, and help legitimize him with their association.
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Remember her name: Aliya Rahman
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Remember her name: Aliya Rahman
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
Anyone who had social or business dealings with Jeffrey Epstein after his arrest in 2005 knew that he raped children.
That’s it. They knew, yet it didn’t bother them enough to not have anything to do with him.
#epsteinfiles
That’s it. They knew, yet it didn’t bother them enough to not have anything to do with him.
#epsteinfiles
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Anyone who had social or business dealings with Jeffrey Epstein after his arrest in 2005 knew that he raped children.
That’s it. They knew, yet it didn’t bother them enough to not have anything to do with him.
#epsteinfiles
That’s it. They knew, yet it didn’t bother them enough to not have anything to do with him.
#epsteinfiles
Today we weep for the White people who have 11 months to honor themselves but get their panties in a twist when the shortest month of the year is set aside to celebrate the contributions of Black people
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Today we weep for the White people who have 11 months to honor themselves but get their panties in a twist when the shortest month of the year is set aside to celebrate the contributions of Black people
It’s not reported enough that DHS is abducting people from Minneapolis, taking them to Texas and, if they were taken by mistake, released in Texas to make their own way home. Liam got special treatment from a Democratic politician. Others? Well that’s their problem.
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It’s not reported enough that DHS is abducting people from Minneapolis, taking them to Texas and, if they were taken by mistake, released in Texas to make their own way home. Liam got special treatment from a Democratic politician. Others? Well that’s their problem.
If you’re going to be in the Epstein Files, this is 💯% the way to do it.
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If you’re going to be in the Epstein Files, this is 💯% the way to do it.
In-Homan
A Tom Homan claims he for months decried
Those voices opposing Trump’s side
So, he’s now insisting
Since they are persisting
It’s their fault that citizens died
A Tom Homan claims he for months decried
Those voices opposing Trump’s side
So, he’s now insisting
Since they are persisting
It’s their fault that citizens died
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 31, 2026 at 6:14 PM
In-Homan
A Tom Homan claims he for months decried
Those voices opposing Trump’s side
So, he’s now insisting
Since they are persisting
It’s their fault that citizens died
A Tom Homan claims he for months decried
Those voices opposing Trump’s side
So, he’s now insisting
Since they are persisting
It’s their fault that citizens died
Don Lemon
A Black journalist Bondi has in her sights
For depriving worshippers of their civil rights
His, a protest observing
Was to congregants unnerving
Defiled a sanctuary reserved just for Whites
A Black journalist Bondi has in her sights
For depriving worshippers of their civil rights
His, a protest observing
Was to congregants unnerving
Defiled a sanctuary reserved just for Whites
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Don Lemon
A Black journalist Bondi has in her sights
For depriving worshippers of their civil rights
His, a protest observing
Was to congregants unnerving
Defiled a sanctuary reserved just for Whites
A Black journalist Bondi has in her sights
For depriving worshippers of their civil rights
His, a protest observing
Was to congregants unnerving
Defiled a sanctuary reserved just for Whites
So a “riot” is when no person or property is hurt and a peaceful demonstration is when police are beaten and a building’s doors and windows are broken.
the White House's official X account gloats over the arrest of Don Lemon with a chains emoji
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
So a “riot” is when no person or property is hurt and a peaceful demonstration is when police are beaten and a building’s doors and windows are broken.
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very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"
A different kind of April fools
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Serious question: If we give Lindsey Graham $500,000 of taxpayers money, will he agree to vote to impeach Donald Trump?
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Serious question: If we give Lindsey Graham $500,000 of taxpayers money, will he agree to vote to impeach Donald Trump?
Bovino
Many people came to report
That Bovino lost Donald’s support
Not ‘cause agents folks shot
Nor broke laws a lot
But because Trump found out he was short
Many people came to report
That Bovino lost Donald’s support
Not ‘cause agents folks shot
Nor broke laws a lot
But because Trump found out he was short
January 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Bovino
Many people came to report
That Bovino lost Donald’s support
Not ‘cause agents folks shot
Nor broke laws a lot
But because Trump found out he was short
Many people came to report
That Bovino lost Donald’s support
Not ‘cause agents folks shot
Nor broke laws a lot
But because Trump found out he was short
Victims
In Minneapolis and other places
Our great nation, violence disgraces
Per Fox commentators
Peaceful demonstrators
Are smashing ICE agents’ fists with their faces
In Minneapolis and other places
Our great nation, violence disgraces
Per Fox commentators
Peaceful demonstrators
Are smashing ICE agents’ fists with their faces
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Victims
In Minneapolis and other places
Our great nation, violence disgraces
Per Fox commentators
Peaceful demonstrators
Are smashing ICE agents’ fists with their faces
In Minneapolis and other places
Our great nation, violence disgraces
Per Fox commentators
Peaceful demonstrators
Are smashing ICE agents’ fists with their faces