Ian King
@twoht.bsky.social
Podcaster, (association) football writer, copywriter, $ubstacker. Writer for Football League World, also seen on Fotmob, When Saturday Comes. Come on in, the takes are *toasty*. London-born, Sussex based. He/him.
https://unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
https://unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
His watch is water resistant to 100 metres
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
His watch is water resistant to 100 metres
I got this guy, who adorns my living room wall
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I got this guy, who adorns my living room wall
I take the kids at least once a week - it's 100 yards from my front door.
I need to write about it, really, it's a big part of my cultural life
I need to write about it, really, it's a big part of my cultural life
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I take the kids at least once a week - it's 100 yards from my front door.
I need to write about it, really, it's a big part of my cultural life
I need to write about it, really, it's a big part of my cultural life
There's a good chance you'll see Nonce Santa there, that's where I saw him
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There's a good chance you'll see Nonce Santa there, that's where I saw him
Ugh, I had this a couple of weeks ago. Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Ugh, I had this a couple of weeks ago. Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
I'll settle for him being pleased that his players had a fight on the pitch
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'll settle for him being pleased that his players had a fight on the pitch
True, and was Rooney still playing then?
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
True, and was Rooney still playing then?
Sting while falling face first into a bush of stinging nettles
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sting while falling face first into a bush of stinging nettles
Somehow, we managed to reach Peak Manchester United and Peak Everton on the same evening, a stoppable force meeting an extremely movable object.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Somehow, we managed to reach Peak Manchester United and Peak Everton on the same evening, a stoppable force meeting an extremely movable object.
He's experiencing fractals
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He's experiencing fractals
He would never been able to control that without his 17 cans of Relentless
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
He would never been able to control that without his 17 cans of Relentless
It's the day after Thanksgiving, whenever the fuck that is
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It's the day after Thanksgiving, whenever the fuck that is
Unfortunately, this coat was from a second hand shop in Bethnal Green in the first place and the buttons have fallen off the front of it. But if I see a shelter asking for I e I'll make sure to get it up there :-)
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Unfortunately, this coat was from a second hand shop in Bethnal Green in the first place and the buttons have fallen off the front of it. But if I see a shelter asking for I e I'll make sure to get it up there :-)
A burger place just up the road from me hung one up when it started going August, they've just announced their closure due to a huge fall off in business and he doesn't even seem to understand why.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A burger place just up the road from me hung one up when it started going August, they've just announced their closure due to a huge fall off in business and he doesn't even seem to understand why.