Ian King
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Ian King
@twoht.bsky.social
Podcaster, (association) football writer, copywriter, $ubstacker. Writer for Football League World, also seen on Fotmob, When Saturday Comes. Come on in, the takes are *toasty*. London-born, Sussex based. He/him.

https://unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
Shot

Chaser
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I got this guy, who adorns my living room wall
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Half time - Lewes 0-0 Chatham. Chatham had their goalkeeper sent off but they had a sub, the COWARDS.

Mind you, they're still the better team. The weather is beyond abysmal. Steady yourselves, ladies, but I'm saturated from the waist down.
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The Isles of Scilly Marketing Board knocking it out the park, here
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Tomorrow morning on UD.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Lads, LADS
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Your weekend match on UD *may* be Haywards Heath Town vs Lingfield in the SCFL Premier Division, though this is very much subject to change. A full explanation tomorrow morning.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
GOAL
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In a break from our normal programming
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Here they are now, all the lads
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
In Eastbourne hilariously early
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Here we go here we fuckin go
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Or, as I prefer to call them, The Self-Immolation Society
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Had my photo album out this afternoon and figured you all deserve to see me, ten years old, in my cub scout uniform.
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In case you were wondering how my Saturday night had been going
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Definitely no forgetting whatsoever here today
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The acceptable ball for snow:
October 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This morning on UD, on the subject of Sheffield Wednesday.

unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/theyre-all...
October 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Morning, Station Cat
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
MR SNUFFLEBAGS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
On Google Maps, Whyteleafe's ground looks like it's got a tarmac pitch.
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Evri, here, sending out a customer satisfaction survey when they claimed to have attempted delivery almost a week ago while I was in the house - no card left, nothing - and since then haven't even notified me of when it will be sent.

I can only assume they're staffed by extreme masochists.
October 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
They grow up so quickly
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Please welcome the latest addition to my family. His name is now confirmed as Howard.

Happy birthday Younger (not in picture), who's eight years old today x
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The winning entry in the train drawing competition. No, I don't know either, though I do acknowledge that it's better than mine.
October 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM