Two Cows
@twocowsgames.bsky.social
Production Assistant @ Unnamed Game Studio
Love:
Vidya Games.
VO artistry.
Destiny the Game.
Sounders.
Be respectful to humans and animals.😩
Bio-pariah.
Love:
Vidya Games.
VO artistry.
Destiny the Game.
Sounders.
Be respectful to humans and animals.😩
Bio-pariah.
Jake Zivin: He [Messi] has won every cup he has competed for.
Hmm...I don't remember Messi winning Concacaf Champion's Cup. 🤔
Hmm...I don't remember Messi winning Concacaf Champion's Cup. 🤔
a man wearing a hat and a suit with a blue x in the corner
Alt: a man wearing a hat and a suit with a blue x in the corner with the word "Doubt."
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Jake Zivin: He [Messi] has won every cup he has competed for.
Hmm...I don't remember Messi winning Concacaf Champion's Cup. 🤔
Hmm...I don't remember Messi winning Concacaf Champion's Cup. 🤔
Everyone should be thanking the Seattle Sounders for preventing Inter-Miami from winning Leagues Cup. They would be insufferable if they win both cups.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Everyone should be thanking the Seattle Sounders for preventing Inter-Miami from winning Leagues Cup. They would be insufferable if they win both cups.
Wow fuck Chewy.com.
I ordered something for my sister's cat (Christmas gift) and it is the most user-hostile virtual retailer I've ever shopped with. I can't track the order without logging in. So I attempted to create an account (basically forced to), but my order didnt show up anyway.
I ordered something for my sister's cat (Christmas gift) and it is the most user-hostile virtual retailer I've ever shopped with. I can't track the order without logging in. So I attempted to create an account (basically forced to), but my order didnt show up anyway.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Wow fuck Chewy.com.
I ordered something for my sister's cat (Christmas gift) and it is the most user-hostile virtual retailer I've ever shopped with. I can't track the order without logging in. So I attempted to create an account (basically forced to), but my order didnt show up anyway.
I ordered something for my sister's cat (Christmas gift) and it is the most user-hostile virtual retailer I've ever shopped with. I can't track the order without logging in. So I attempted to create an account (basically forced to), but my order didnt show up anyway.
You know what's more annoying than random 100K+ follower accounts occasionally showing up in your feed?
Random 100K+ follower accounts posting something interesting that you'd love to engage with but that have turned comments off...repeatedly.
Fuck off. Don't farm engagement and then prevent it. 🤷
Random 100K+ follower accounts posting something interesting that you'd love to engage with but that have turned comments off...repeatedly.
Fuck off. Don't farm engagement and then prevent it. 🤷
a woman with a surprised look on her face is sitting in front of a be t logo
Alt: a woman with a surprised look on her face is sitting in front of a bet logo
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
You know what's more annoying than random 100K+ follower accounts occasionally showing up in your feed?
Random 100K+ follower accounts posting something interesting that you'd love to engage with but that have turned comments off...repeatedly.
Fuck off. Don't farm engagement and then prevent it. 🤷
Random 100K+ follower accounts posting something interesting that you'd love to engage with but that have turned comments off...repeatedly.
Fuck off. Don't farm engagement and then prevent it. 🤷
For the first time in 12+ years I have caught a cold/flu twice in one season.
I cannot tell you enough how much vaccines have made a difference in my life. I used to be sick with flu-like symptoms four or more times a year...EVERY YEAR. I was, like many Latin-American folks ignorant to the
1/X
I cannot tell you enough how much vaccines have made a difference in my life. I used to be sick with flu-like symptoms four or more times a year...EVERY YEAR. I was, like many Latin-American folks ignorant to the
1/X
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
For the first time in 12+ years I have caught a cold/flu twice in one season.
I cannot tell you enough how much vaccines have made a difference in my life. I used to be sick with flu-like symptoms four or more times a year...EVERY YEAR. I was, like many Latin-American folks ignorant to the
1/X
I cannot tell you enough how much vaccines have made a difference in my life. I used to be sick with flu-like symptoms four or more times a year...EVERY YEAR. I was, like many Latin-American folks ignorant to the
1/X
So there is an ADHD-flavored Pokémon? Nice.
Pokédex entry #263
Zigzagoon: TinyRacoom Pokémon
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup/Gluttony/Quick Feet
Zigzagoon restlessly wanders everywhere at all times. This Pokémon does so because it is very curious. It becomes interested in anything that it happens to see.
Zigzagoon: TinyRacoom Pokémon
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup/Gluttony/Quick Feet
Zigzagoon restlessly wanders everywhere at all times. This Pokémon does so because it is very curious. It becomes interested in anything that it happens to see.
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So there is an ADHD-flavored Pokémon? Nice.
It says "Asus" on the device.
Saved you a click. Toss your asus router into the fire or run your own stuff over it.
(/s)
Kthxbai! 👋
Saved you a click. Toss your asus router into the fire or run your own stuff over it.
(/s)
Kthxbai! 👋
The hacking spree is either primarily or exclusively targeting seven models of Asus routers, all of which are no longer supported by the manufacturer.
How to know if your Asus router is one of thousands hacked by China-state hackers
So far, the hackers are laying low, likely for later use.
arstechnica.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It says "Asus" on the device.
Saved you a click. Toss your asus router into the fire or run your own stuff over it.
(/s)
Kthxbai! 👋
Saved you a click. Toss your asus router into the fire or run your own stuff over it.
(/s)
Kthxbai! 👋
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Tons of Final Fantasy games are getting new price drops for Black Friday.
Check out the deals here: https://bit.ly/44kvoQD
Check out the deals here: https://bit.ly/44kvoQD
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Tons of Final Fantasy games are getting new price drops for Black Friday.
Check out the deals here: https://bit.ly/44kvoQD
Check out the deals here: https://bit.ly/44kvoQD
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Hey y'all, I'm looking for my next role!
- 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel
- 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks
- 👨🏻💼 I'm also open to moving into management
- 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent
If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️
- 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel
- 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks
- 👨🏻💼 I'm also open to moving into management
- 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent
If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey y'all, I'm looking for my next role!
- 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel
- 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks
- 👨🏻💼 I'm also open to moving into management
- 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent
If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️
- 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel
- 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks
- 👨🏻💼 I'm also open to moving into management
- 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent
If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️
Hooray! I got my notice from my landlord that my roof is going to be re-roofed during Thanksgiving week! 😭
Who doesn't want loud, grating noises on such a festive week?
Who doesn't want loud, grating noises on such a festive week?
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hooray! I got my notice from my landlord that my roof is going to be re-roofed during Thanksgiving week! 😭
Who doesn't want loud, grating noises on such a festive week?
Who doesn't want loud, grating noises on such a festive week?
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Nobody expects to get sued for re-posting a YouTube video on social media by using the “share” button, but Ian Linkletter spent the past five years embroiled in a copyright fight after doing just that.
He got sued for sharing public YouTube videos; nightmare ended in settlement
Librarian vows to stop invasive ed tech after ending lawsuit with Proctorio.
arstechnica.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Nobody expects to get sued for re-posting a YouTube video on social media by using the “share” button, but Ian Linkletter spent the past five years embroiled in a copyright fight after doing just that.
I fear that I have some Messages conversations so long and so ancient that when I try searching for a specific thing I get "...messages finish indexing" on a permanent basis.
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I fear that I have some Messages conversations so long and so ancient that when I try searching for a specific thing I get "...messages finish indexing" on a permanent basis.
I found a hack to instantly become as cool as Ash Ketchum when he flips his cap backwards. You just wishlist this game made by another Ash.
I wishlisted it and now all of my nuggy orders are coming with an extra one for free! 🤯
store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/...
I wishlisted it and now all of my nuggy orders are coming with an extra one for free! 🤯
store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/...
Cartomantic on Steam
A tactical Tarot roguelite deckbuilder, where positioning matters just as much as the cards themselves. Craft decks of Minor and Major Arcana, create powerful combos, make your power reach the million...
store.steampowered.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I found a hack to instantly become as cool as Ash Ketchum when he flips his cap backwards. You just wishlist this game made by another Ash.
I wishlisted it and now all of my nuggy orders are coming with an extra one for free! 🤯
store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/...
I wishlisted it and now all of my nuggy orders are coming with an extra one for free! 🤯
store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/...
Does Minnesota United know they're playing soccer and not basketball? They're a sadder team than all the ones eliminated from the playoffs. An embarrassment of a team.
#SeattleSounders #Sounders
#SeattleSounders #Sounders
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Does Minnesota United know they're playing soccer and not basketball? They're a sadder team than all the ones eliminated from the playoffs. An embarrassment of a team.
#SeattleSounders #Sounders
#SeattleSounders #Sounders
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A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A plea for help. 🙏
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor.
His story, contact and donor information can all be found on
iggyland.org
Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
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Spirit Crossing 14.5 is now live!
Introducing new:
🎩 Clothing
🪄 Decor
🖌️ Events
🐟 Co-op Activities
.. and much more!
Live now, full patch notes below ↓
spryfox.com/2025/10/29/spirit-crossing-patch-notes-for-version-14-5/
You can download + start playing the update today!
⛅ playspiritcrossing.com
Introducing new:
🎩 Clothing
🪄 Decor
🖌️ Events
🐟 Co-op Activities
.. and much more!
Live now, full patch notes below ↓
spryfox.com/2025/10/29/spirit-crossing-patch-notes-for-version-14-5/
You can download + start playing the update today!
⛅ playspiritcrossing.com
Spirit Crossing | Patch Notes for Version 14.5
Hello wanderers!With the arrival of 14.5, we have a brand new round of patch notes for you to read. If something in particular brings you joy from this update, we always enjoy reading your feedback…
spryfox.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Spirit Crossing 14.5 is now live!
Introducing new:
🎩 Clothing
🪄 Decor
🖌️ Events
🐟 Co-op Activities
.. and much more!
Live now, full patch notes below ↓
spryfox.com/2025/10/29/spirit-crossing-patch-notes-for-version-14-5/
You can download + start playing the update today!
⛅ playspiritcrossing.com
Introducing new:
🎩 Clothing
🪄 Decor
🖌️ Events
🐟 Co-op Activities
.. and much more!
Live now, full patch notes below ↓
spryfox.com/2025/10/29/spirit-crossing-patch-notes-for-version-14-5/
You can download + start playing the update today!
⛅ playspiritcrossing.com
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I’m sorry, but I really hate accounts that turn off quote reposts and limit who can interact to their closest chums. Mostly because I enjoy quippy shitposting, but also… why are you here? Go make a group text or something. Go away.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’m sorry, but I really hate accounts that turn off quote reposts and limit who can interact to their closest chums. Mostly because I enjoy quippy shitposting, but also… why are you here? Go make a group text or something. Go away.
I just have to get this out of my system:
FIGMA BALLZ!!!
😮💨 Thank you for your time.
FIGMA BALLZ!!!
😮💨 Thank you for your time.
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I just have to get this out of my system:
FIGMA BALLZ!!!
😮💨 Thank you for your time.
FIGMA BALLZ!!!
😮💨 Thank you for your time.
The amount of coordination and dosage adjustments required to get me my next dose of meds after switching workplaces and actually see out "success" is astonishing. A less aware person would just have gone completely unmedicated for weeks. This situation happening should be a crime. I am beat. 😮💨
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The amount of coordination and dosage adjustments required to get me my next dose of meds after switching workplaces and actually see out "success" is astonishing. A less aware person would just have gone completely unmedicated for weeks. This situation happening should be a crime. I am beat. 😮💨
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since my lead in protein powder investigation went viral, my inbox has been flooded with reader questions
i've been astounded by the response, and wanted to take some time to address some of the most common queries and misconceptions. let's dive in 🧵 (1/?)
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
i've been astounded by the response, and wanted to take some time to address some of the most common queries and misconceptions. let's dive in 🧵 (1/?)
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
Answering Your FAQs: High Levels of Lead in Protein Powders and Shakes - Consumer Reports
CR’s protein powder investigation inspired a lot of comment and debate. Here, we address the most frequently asked questions.
www.consumerreports.org
November 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
since my lead in protein powder investigation went viral, my inbox has been flooded with reader questions
i've been astounded by the response, and wanted to take some time to address some of the most common queries and misconceptions. let's dive in 🧵 (1/?)
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
i've been astounded by the response, and wanted to take some time to address some of the most common queries and misconceptions. let's dive in 🧵 (1/?)
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
Who did actor Lorenzo Lamas piss off on the Hell's Kitchen crew?
He was on as a diner on Hell's Kitchen. This dude from Grease with 228 episodes in Falcoln Crest is titled as: known for Big Time Rush
You know...that short-lived kid's show On Nickelodeon that he had 5 brief appearances on lmao
He was on as a diner on Hell's Kitchen. This dude from Grease with 228 episodes in Falcoln Crest is titled as: known for Big Time Rush
You know...that short-lived kid's show On Nickelodeon that he had 5 brief appearances on lmao
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Who did actor Lorenzo Lamas piss off on the Hell's Kitchen crew?
He was on as a diner on Hell's Kitchen. This dude from Grease with 228 episodes in Falcoln Crest is titled as: known for Big Time Rush
You know...that short-lived kid's show On Nickelodeon that he had 5 brief appearances on lmao
He was on as a diner on Hell's Kitchen. This dude from Grease with 228 episodes in Falcoln Crest is titled as: known for Big Time Rush
You know...that short-lived kid's show On Nickelodeon that he had 5 brief appearances on lmao
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October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It's...something to see employees of large infrastructure company discussing data breaches on government information they're hosting...at the library. 🤦
a dark tower with a glowing eye on top
Alt: a dark tower with a glowing eye on top (Sauron's Eye)
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's...something to see employees of large infrastructure company discussing data breaches on government information they're hosting...at the library. 🤦
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Your PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for November:
🐈 Stray
⛐ EA Sports WRC 24
👑 Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
All playable from Nov 4. Full details: play.st/3WOddyZ
🐈 Stray
⛐ EA Sports WRC 24
👑 Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
All playable from Nov 4. Full details: play.st/3WOddyZ
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Your PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for November:
🐈 Stray
⛐ EA Sports WRC 24
👑 Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
All playable from Nov 4. Full details: play.st/3WOddyZ
🐈 Stray
⛐ EA Sports WRC 24
👑 Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
All playable from Nov 4. Full details: play.st/3WOddyZ