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Two Cows
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Production Assistant @ Unnamed Game Studio Love: Vidya Games. VO artistry. Destiny the Game. Sounders. Be respectful to humans and animals.😩 Bio-pariah.
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 7h
The meaning of life may turn out to be: spend as much time avoiding having to take Nyquil!

[Feel better soon🙏]
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 12h
Please visit Sammamish when you get a chance 🙏
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 12h
Missing Ruidiaz 😭
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 1d
Is this man The Flash?
a man with his arms crossed is wearing a watch on his wrist .
Alt: Grant Gustin aka The Flash with his arms crossed is wearing a watch on his wrist and a confused look.
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 1d
The verge linked to it earlier this week while it was $14 and I snagged it. Never seen it at $10. It feels really high quality so far. I got my work Intel laptop from 50% to 75% before one of them decided it wasn't worth using the remaining 26% left on the battery.

$16 is still a good deal, I think
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 1d
At me when this somehow happens.

I need to root for my Sounders. The rest I think genuinely could occur. Some of it with hopes they do.

img.shareablegraphic.us/MLS/99ce45d0...
A bracket with the MLS playoff teams showing a Seattle Sounder's victory in the finale against Philadelphia FC.
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 1d
Jordan F!@&ing Morris?! This must be all of the new fans that were invited for free games. He was gone half the season and was underwhelming most of the time he was on the field.
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 1d
Meanwhile, the Sounders recruit their 14th(?) Tacoma Defiance player despite the extra funds from CWC, a Leagues Cup victory run, and making the playoffs. I'm probably forgetting other income sources but 😮‍💨
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 2d
There's dark ones?! 🤯 are they shiny?!

I still haven't run into a shiny despite farming a few areas for Pokémon with specific stats 😮‍💨
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 2d
That's usually a device issue. Could be your phone or the crappy, under-powered processor in your vehicle. Or hell, maybe even the cable you use.

CarPlay works 99% of the time in my vehicle. When it doesn't work that 1/100, usually my phone being restarted fixes it.
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 3d
This one made me FEEL things. On a deep level.

Please listen to Deep Stone Lullaby.
Destiny 2 Beyond Light Soundtrack cover.
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 3d
Okay, grandpa.

*hoping not to get blocked*😱
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 3d
My favorite video game since Destiny. And if you discount that series I'd have to go back to World of Warcraft (2004).

And I'm old.
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 3d
I wish he'd start more. He was great against Messi and he's so versatile!
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 4d
Bow Respect GIF
Alt: Bow Respect GIF (lord of the Rings aragon bowing to the group of Hobbits, all in attendance bow as well)
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 4d
Defender of the Year! 👑
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 5d
Who robbed The Louvre? Right answers only.
Justice league team up from The Flash
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 6d
Well even if the scale to measuring these things is not quite perfect (a modified prop 65), if the levels in those brands is that much higher than the other brands, I am happy, as a consumer, to know this and pick the ones that plainly have less/no lead. Less lead seems better for my health overall🤷
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 6d
Yes because they're doing everything possible to screw artists. Including using AI to make "music!"
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 6d
Kingdom Hearts is my perfect example of this handled well. Most of the game does not have spoken dialog so when you see the cinematic queue up with gorgeous graphics and someone starts speaking, it leaves a HUGE impact. Even with a plot nobody can follow.

I wish the latest Pokémon was like that. ☺️
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 6d
My defender of the year! 💯💪
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 6d
Pepo out again makes me want to cry! 😭😭😭

I hope he's alright! 🙏
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 7d
How do I like a post SEVEN times?
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 7d
His voice and affectation must be studied. I can hear this gif.

Also, good luck on your manifesting! 🤞
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Two Cows @twocowsgames.bsky.social · 7d
I don't even recognize these all but I can confirm that these are the answer.

Sweet Caroline and "Banana Phone" are also some you could add. Extra points if during Sweet Caroline you "mess up" right before the chorus and restart so it never resolves.