Two Cows
@twocowsgames.bsky.social
Production Assistant @ Unnamed Game Studio
Love:
Vidya Games.
VO artistry.
Destiny the Game.
Sounders.
Be respectful to humans and animals.😩
Bio-pariah.
Love:
Vidya Games.
VO artistry.
Destiny the Game.
Sounders.
Be respectful to humans and animals.😩
Bio-pariah.
Unless it's also shockproof it's not suitable for a portable device. I was burned once (Sandisk) and I learned my lesson. ✌️
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Unless it's also shockproof it's not suitable for a portable device. I was burned once (Sandisk) and I learned my lesson. ✌️
TWO* goals against a ten man Minnesota
🤣😭🤣
🤣😭🤣
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
TWO* goals against a ten man Minnesota
🤣😭🤣
🤣😭🤣
I'd even prefer watching 90 minutes of Morbius 😮💨
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'd even prefer watching 90 minutes of Morbius 😮💨
Was kind of hoping he was going to deck him again at the end
And then, as if an Avengers film, Rothrock comes out of the shadows to deck Suarez. As Busquette's old ass comes to back up Falcoln, an angry Diego Chara appears to drop him.
This has been your Cascadia Cup Avengers. Thanks for watching🤣
And then, as if an Avengers film, Rothrock comes out of the shadows to deck Suarez. As Busquette's old ass comes to back up Falcoln, an angry Diego Chara appears to drop him.
This has been your Cascadia Cup Avengers. Thanks for watching🤣
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Was kind of hoping he was going to deck him again at the end
And then, as if an Avengers film, Rothrock comes out of the shadows to deck Suarez. As Busquette's old ass comes to back up Falcoln, an angry Diego Chara appears to drop him.
This has been your Cascadia Cup Avengers. Thanks for watching🤣
And then, as if an Avengers film, Rothrock comes out of the shadows to deck Suarez. As Busquette's old ass comes to back up Falcoln, an angry Diego Chara appears to drop him.
This has been your Cascadia Cup Avengers. Thanks for watching🤣
I'm shocked to hear you say this. I feel like Twellman grits through clenched teeth when he HAS to compliment Messi. Twellman LOVES being the biggest legend around and Messi makes his career look insignificant. But I agree with everything else. Though, tbf, Miami's team is insignificant outside him🤷
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm shocked to hear you say this. I feel like Twellman grits through clenched teeth when he HAS to compliment Messi. Twellman LOVES being the biggest legend around and Messi makes his career look insignificant. But I agree with everything else. Though, tbf, Miami's team is insignificant outside him🤷
So sorry! Water damage is literally the worst thing that could happen to a home, probably outside of fire damage 🤯. I hope you find someone who can help you get it all sorted out quickly! 🙏
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
So sorry! Water damage is literally the worst thing that could happen to a home, probably outside of fire damage 🤯. I hope you find someone who can help you get it all sorted out quickly! 🙏
It was embarrassing hearing commentators (can't remember which) saying "The brilliance of Mascherano to bench Suarez during the playoffs!"
I was like...I could have told you that years ago. He's too slow to impact games against any decent team. And also, the Sounders proved how useless he was. 😮💨
I was like...I could have told you that years ago. He's too slow to impact games against any decent team. And also, the Sounders proved how useless he was. 😮💨
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It was embarrassing hearing commentators (can't remember which) saying "The brilliance of Mascherano to bench Suarez during the playoffs!"
I was like...I could have told you that years ago. He's too slow to impact games against any decent team. And also, the Sounders proved how useless he was. 😮💨
I was like...I could have told you that years ago. He's too slow to impact games against any decent team. And also, the Sounders proved how useless he was. 😮💨
Sly and Jak but no Ratchet?! 😭
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sly and Jak but no Ratchet?! 😭
I feel like I've been to this place. Did they also have Zoids items? 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I feel like I've been to this place. Did they also have Zoids items? 🤔
To Curacao, Group E may look like the death group 👀
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
To Curacao, Group E may look like the death group 👀
So then I tried to delete my account and...lo and behold, you have to call them to delete an account. I don't even have a pet and the account lists my sister's name with my email address so it's useless to me.
Who knew ordering and tracking a cat tree would be so complex. Just send me a ups link.🤬
Who knew ordering and tracking a cat tree would be so complex. Just send me a ups link.🤬
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So then I tried to delete my account and...lo and behold, you have to call them to delete an account. I don't even have a pet and the account lists my sister's name with my email address so it's useless to me.
Who knew ordering and tracking a cat tree would be so complex. Just send me a ups link.🤬
Who knew ordering and tracking a cat tree would be so complex. Just send me a ups link.🤬
Been out of the game for a bit. Cataphract with Auto-loading and bait and switch is now not great? 🤯
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Been out of the game for a bit. Cataphract with Auto-loading and bait and switch is now not great? 🤯
Perhaps a tissue box cover "cat" where the tissues come out of its butt?
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Perhaps a tissue box cover "cat" where the tissues come out of its butt?
I think it's my favorite way to bug my partner? Begrudgingly doing a thing for them is way more fun than happily doing it! Complaining is a terrific outlet in hard times. 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I think it's my favorite way to bug my partner? Begrudgingly doing a thing for them is way more fun than happily doing it! Complaining is a terrific outlet in hard times. 🤣
Will there also be a 24, 30, or 120 fps options as well? If it's got that stupid stutter-step animation style that that Across the Universe or w/e has I'm 100% out.
December 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Will there also be a 24, 30, or 120 fps options as well? If it's got that stupid stutter-step animation style that that Across the Universe or w/e has I'm 100% out.
I WILL CONQUER ALL THROUGH SWORD LOGIC! I WILL HAVE A PLUSH MADE OF ME! THE HERETIC WILL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE WITH WANTON IDOLTRY! AIAT!!
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I WILL CONQUER ALL THROUGH SWORD LOGIC! I WILL HAVE A PLUSH MADE OF ME! THE HERETIC WILL NOT BE THE ONLY ONE WITH WANTON IDOLTRY! AIAT!!
I'll keep an eye out for your posts to maintain a good reading on the vibes.
Thank you for your work and infinite patience. I hope to continue to learn from you! 🙏
Thank you for your work and infinite patience. I hope to continue to learn from you! 🙏
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'll keep an eye out for your posts to maintain a good reading on the vibes.
Thank you for your work and infinite patience. I hope to continue to learn from you! 🙏
Thank you for your work and infinite patience. I hope to continue to learn from you! 🙏
Oh I'd heard Vargas was being scouted for some European team but it was likely speculation.
I don't want the Sounders to end up like LA Galaxy losing Puig and Delgado and losing the ability to string together consistent passes from the back to the forwards.
When is it okay to start worrying? 🤷
I don't want the Sounders to end up like LA Galaxy losing Puig and Delgado and losing the ability to string together consistent passes from the back to the forwards.
When is it okay to start worrying? 🤷
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh I'd heard Vargas was being scouted for some European team but it was likely speculation.
I don't want the Sounders to end up like LA Galaxy losing Puig and Delgado and losing the ability to string together consistent passes from the back to the forwards.
When is it okay to start worrying? 🤷
I don't want the Sounders to end up like LA Galaxy losing Puig and Delgado and losing the ability to string together consistent passes from the back to the forwards.
When is it okay to start worrying? 🤷
Hmm...wasn't there another team in the MLS this year that gave up (either through trade or injury) essentially their entire midfield and went on to lose a truck-load of games? 🤔
I'm sure this will have 0 consequences going into the year with *checks notes* an aging Cristian Roldan and...nobody? 😮💨
I'm sure this will have 0 consequences going into the year with *checks notes* an aging Cristian Roldan and...nobody? 😮💨
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hmm...wasn't there another team in the MLS this year that gave up (either through trade or injury) essentially their entire midfield and went on to lose a truck-load of games? 🤔
I'm sure this will have 0 consequences going into the year with *checks notes* an aging Cristian Roldan and...nobody? 😮💨
I'm sure this will have 0 consequences going into the year with *checks notes* an aging Cristian Roldan and...nobody? 😮💨