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@twitter-escapee.bsky.social
Raleigh smokes are hella harsh but a bourbon and 7 smooths it out
#Resist
#Nevertrump
#Airpirate
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#Nevertrump
#Airpirate
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a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "
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In '71 I bailed outta a 727 at 10,000 feet at night in the rain wearing a shit ton of cash and loafers. Today I bailed outta that Twitter dumpster fire. Both jumps were exhilarating but today's was better for my health.
Cal Raleigh got fucked
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Cal Raleigh got fucked
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Happy Halloween from the scariest creatures ever.
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Happy Halloween from the scariest creatures ever.
Ms draw first blood again like usual but will it hold this time?
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ms draw first blood again like usual but will it hold this time?
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Fuck dem Tigers. Go Ms!
October 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Fuck dem Tigers. Go Ms!
Mariners get a bye fuck yeah this is why I decided to live for so long
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mariners get a bye fuck yeah this is why I decided to live for so long
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The Brits have such a way with words. You know. Those things with letter that help you define and say stuff about things.
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Brits have such a way with words. You know. Those things with letter that help you define and say stuff about things.
if @brucespringsteen.net had only written one song - Philadelphia in his entire career he'd still be one of the best song writers of all time
September 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
if @brucespringsteen.net had only written one song - Philadelphia in his entire career he'd still be one of the best song writers of all time
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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Ew. Like microwaved hot dogs. 🤮🌭
September 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ew. Like microwaved hot dogs. 🤮🌭
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Spray-Tan Shitler hasn’t done a damn thing except promote racism, bigotry, and division among Americans.
Get him the fuck out of the White House.
Get him the fuck out of the White House.
July 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Spray-Tan Shitler hasn’t done a damn thing except promote racism, bigotry, and division among Americans.
Get him the fuck out of the White House.
Get him the fuck out of the White House.
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almost impossible to believe this fat slob, freakish clown makeup buffoon is POTUS
May 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
almost impossible to believe this fat slob, freakish clown makeup buffoon is POTUS
Trump administration live updates: President says he will revoke Harvard's tax-exempt status. Fine do churches next you orange shitgibbon
May 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Trump administration live updates: President says he will revoke Harvard's tax-exempt status. Fine do churches next you orange shitgibbon
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Stephen Fry's argument against God and His morals.
April 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Stephen Fry's argument against God and His morals.
I'm a criminal from way back so I know...it is the FUCKING GUNS
April 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm a criminal from way back so I know...it is the FUCKING GUNS
The orange, felonious scumbag is a Russian asset. That's it, that is the post. Nothing else makes even a little bit of sense.
February 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The orange, felonious scumbag is a Russian asset. That's it, that is the post. Nothing else makes even a little bit of sense.
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For the visual learners...
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
For the visual learners...
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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Makes sense to me. Even some MAGA pukes hate this pedo asshole. Not many of them but some. www.cnn.com/2024/12/18/p...
In reversal, key House panel votes to release Matt Gaetz ethics report | CNN Politics
The House Ethics Committee secretly voted earlier this month to release its report into the conduct of former Rep. Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress, according to multiple sources with knowle...
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December 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Makes sense to me. Even some MAGA pukes hate this pedo asshole. Not many of them but some. www.cnn.com/2024/12/18/p...