tw0straws
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tw0straws
@tw0stra.ws
He/They • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ pan
🐸 and 🐢 appreciator & 🍄 enthusiast
🧑‍💻 Platform Security Engineer
👾 REing dead games
✊ anti-capitalist & anti-imperialist • pro-unionization
Black Lives Matter, Trans Rights are Human Rights, I stand for a free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Every Reason Why I Hate AI and You Should Too

malwaretech.com/2025/08/ever...
Every Reason Why I Hate AI and You Should Too
maybe it's anti-innovation, maybe it's just avoiding hype. But one thing is clear, I'm completely done with hearing about AI.
malwaretech.com
August 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Picked up my new prescription glasses today and wow is it a world of difference already. Why didn't I do this years ago?
December 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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BSides San Diego 2025 Tickets Are Now On Sale!

Don’t miss your chance to join San Diego’s premier InfoSec community event! Last year, we sold out, so grab your ticket early and secure your spot.

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BSides San Diego 2025 Tickets
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December 16, 2024 at 7:59 PM
After contributing a few new bits to this last night, I couldn't help but want to kick things up a notch. Introducing magic-math, where you can import basic math expressions, with support for variables. The code isn't great, and is probably broken but it's been fun.
github.com/alecnunn/mag...
December 14, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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Oh nice, my Binary Ninja Wrapped 2024 is in!!
December 12, 2024 at 8:31 PM
How am I doing, you ask? I just cried after reading a polarized lens test that came with my sunglasses that said "Looking sharp". Yay seasonal depression!
December 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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Dear men at #AWS #ReInvent

The networking events are not for speed dating. I am here to meet people in my industry or area of expertise, not answer questions about my marriage status.
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Funk: Lemme see that ass shake
Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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Remember that libraries are proof that not every goddamned thing needs to be “for profit.”
November 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Last night my complex had our second fire over the past 2 years. The last one totaled one of our cars. Since that first fire, I have been experiencing what I can only describe as a form of PTSD, where I wake up in the middle of the night most nights freaking out over the slightest smells.
November 1, 2024 at 8:24 PM