Turfster
turfster.bsky.social
Turfster
@turfster.bsky.social
Coder, pun perpetrator
Grumpiness elemental
Hyperbole abuser

Don't put words in my mouth
It's not my fault you can't perceive tone and context

(TurfsterNTE off The Bird Site)
"Stop complaining, he's obviously not going to be around all the time, you can see a whole bunch of other characters in the trailer"

If armoured 'yay not in a cubicle' guy is their opener, and thus presumably *strongest* work... I can't even imagine the dozen of other randos nobody asked for.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Who the fuck thought Samus needed a comedy sidekick guy?

We take animals and kids away from bad people.
We should do the same with both teams developing a game *and* the custodians of any *gag* IP. If either side fails to uphold and cherish a world and its characters, it gets taken away from them.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The people running this asylum truly are the smortest people ever.
October 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Perfection.
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
July 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
(sorry)
July 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Them: "It's not dotnet, it's MSVC CRT, we're just calling std::pow"
Us:
July 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Leon is a bad match for horror"
June 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM