Turfster
@turfster.bsky.social
Coder, pun perpetrator
Grumpiness elemental
Hyperbole abuser
Don't put words in my mouth
It's not my fault you can't perceive tone and context
(TurfsterNTE off The Bird Site)
Grumpiness elemental
Hyperbole abuser
Don't put words in my mouth
It's not my fault you can't perceive tone and context
(TurfsterNTE off The Bird Site)
"Stop complaining, he's obviously not going to be around all the time, you can see a whole bunch of other characters in the trailer"
If armoured 'yay not in a cubicle' guy is their opener, and thus presumably *strongest* work... I can't even imagine the dozen of other randos nobody asked for.
If armoured 'yay not in a cubicle' guy is their opener, and thus presumably *strongest* work... I can't even imagine the dozen of other randos nobody asked for.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Stop complaining, he's obviously not going to be around all the time, you can see a whole bunch of other characters in the trailer"
If armoured 'yay not in a cubicle' guy is their opener, and thus presumably *strongest* work... I can't even imagine the dozen of other randos nobody asked for.
If armoured 'yay not in a cubicle' guy is their opener, and thus presumably *strongest* work... I can't even imagine the dozen of other randos nobody asked for.
Who the fuck thought Samus needed a comedy sidekick guy?
We take animals and kids away from bad people.
We should do the same with both teams developing a game *and* the custodians of any *gag* IP. If either side fails to uphold and cherish a world and its characters, it gets taken away from them.
We take animals and kids away from bad people.
We should do the same with both teams developing a game *and* the custodians of any *gag* IP. If either side fails to uphold and cherish a world and its characters, it gets taken away from them.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Who the fuck thought Samus needed a comedy sidekick guy?
We take animals and kids away from bad people.
We should do the same with both teams developing a game *and* the custodians of any *gag* IP. If either side fails to uphold and cherish a world and its characters, it gets taken away from them.
We take animals and kids away from bad people.
We should do the same with both teams developing a game *and* the custodians of any *gag* IP. If either side fails to uphold and cherish a world and its characters, it gets taken away from them.
Me: "huh I wonder why it's such a *cube* cube, is it just for aesthetics? Because the small form factor NUC I have that's no slouch either is like half the height, half of which is just open air?"
A video:
Me: "Ah. Yes. Of course. Silly me."
A video:
Me: "Ah. Yes. Of course. Silly me."
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Me: "huh I wonder why it's such a *cube* cube, is it just for aesthetics? Because the small form factor NUC I have that's no slouch either is like half the height, half of which is just open air?"
A video:
Me: "Ah. Yes. Of course. Silly me."
A video:
Me: "Ah. Yes. Of course. Silly me."
Big Mood
alternatively: whatever it is I did, I'm sorry, I won't do it again
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alternatively: whatever it is I did, I'm sorry, I won't do it again
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October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Big Mood
alternatively: whatever it is I did, I'm sorry, I won't do it again
Reddit image source: old.reddit.com/r/brutalism/...
alternatively: whatever it is I did, I'm sorry, I won't do it again
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www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Wow yeah if there's one thing people that aren't do-nothing waste of space managers & execs Love, it's spending time in meetings instead of doing Actual Work™ in their Open Plan Office surrounded by Every-fucking-one else's noises.
Get fucked, human skidmark.
Wow yeah if there's one thing people that aren't do-nothing waste of space managers & execs Love, it's spending time in meetings instead of doing Actual Work™ in their Open Plan Office surrounded by Every-fucking-one else's noises.
Get fucked, human skidmark.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Wow yeah if there's one thing people that aren't do-nothing waste of space managers & execs Love, it's spending time in meetings instead of doing Actual Work™ in their Open Plan Office surrounded by Every-fucking-one else's noises.
Get fucked, human skidmark.
Wow yeah if there's one thing people that aren't do-nothing waste of space managers & execs Love, it's spending time in meetings instead of doing Actual Work™ in their Open Plan Office surrounded by Every-fucking-one else's noises.
Get fucked, human skidmark.
Okay, I want it on the record that I hadn't even *seen* this damn preorder page infographic when I made the previous post, which I based purely on the video, but *of course* these are the deluxe edition skins they sell
*throws hands in the air*
*throws hands in the air*
October 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Okay, I want it on the record that I hadn't even *seen* this damn preorder page infographic when I made the previous post, which I based purely on the video, but *of course* these are the deluxe edition skins they sell
*throws hands in the air*
*throws hands in the air*
This was *exactly* my reaction back when I played it 35 years ago, in one of the hundreds of countries Not The Fucking USA that gave zero shits about fucking Roy Rogers.
Yes, I never *did* progress past it, because where would I even have looked, back then?
Yes, I never *did* progress past it, because where would I even have looked, back then?
October 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This was *exactly* my reaction back when I played it 35 years ago, in one of the hundreds of countries Not The Fucking USA that gave zero shits about fucking Roy Rogers.
Yes, I never *did* progress past it, because where would I even have looked, back then?
Yes, I never *did* progress past it, because where would I even have looked, back then?
You know what, anime, you're 100% right.
October 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You know what, anime, you're 100% right.
The people running this asylum truly are the smortest people ever.
October 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The people running this asylum truly are the smortest people ever.
September 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Every single fucking time
July 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Every single fucking time
Okay, so we all know *that's* a lie...
I swear to all that is good in this world that Reactive Design is the one of if not *the* worst Web Paradigm ever unleashed on us.
I swear to all that is good in this world that Reactive Design is the one of if not *the* worst Web Paradigm ever unleashed on us.
July 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Okay, so we all know *that's* a lie...
I swear to all that is good in this world that Reactive Design is the one of if not *the* worst Web Paradigm ever unleashed on us.
I swear to all that is good in this world that Reactive Design is the one of if not *the* worst Web Paradigm ever unleashed on us.
Monster Hunter Wilds is doing some kind of New Weapon Design Contest, and I Don't Even Go Here but *please* Capcom, give me another game with this design?
I want a Mahou Shoujo Musou with *this* kind of vibe.
I want a Mahou Shoujo Musou with *this* kind of vibe.
July 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Monster Hunter Wilds is doing some kind of New Weapon Design Contest, and I Don't Even Go Here but *please* Capcom, give me another game with this design?
I want a Mahou Shoujo Musou with *this* kind of vibe.
I want a Mahou Shoujo Musou with *this* kind of vibe.
Ah, finally
The thing *everyone's* always asking for!
*stares straight into the camera*
The thing *everyone's* always asking for!
*stares straight into the camera*
July 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ah, finally
The thing *everyone's* always asking for!
*stares straight into the camera*
The thing *everyone's* always asking for!
*stares straight into the camera*
Yes, you got it, that's *absolutely* how you hold a gun, Lara Worldoftanks.
We're not even going to discuss the fact that your right hand gun looks... different from the one in your left hand. Almost as if someone Forgot To Draw The Rest Of The Fucking Owl, let's say
We're not even going to discuss the fact that your right hand gun looks... different from the one in your left hand. Almost as if someone Forgot To Draw The Rest Of The Fucking Owl, let's say
July 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yes, you got it, that's *absolutely* how you hold a gun, Lara Worldoftanks.
We're not even going to discuss the fact that your right hand gun looks... different from the one in your left hand. Almost as if someone Forgot To Draw The Rest Of The Fucking Owl, let's say
We're not even going to discuss the fact that your right hand gun looks... different from the one in your left hand. Almost as if someone Forgot To Draw The Rest Of The Fucking Owl, let's say
Them: "It's not dotnet, it's MSVC CRT, we're just calling std::pow"
Us:
Us:
July 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Them: "It's not dotnet, it's MSVC CRT, we're just calling std::pow"
Us:
Us:
"Leon is a bad match for horror"
June 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"Leon is a bad match for horror"
Oh what is this new potential Disco-like it l...
never mind.
Imagine handing over *any* part of the presentation-to-the-world of your pride and joy to the Larceny Machine. If you don't give a fuck, why should I?
never mind.
Imagine handing over *any* part of the presentation-to-the-world of your pride and joy to the Larceny Machine. If you don't give a fuck, why should I?
June 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Oh what is this new potential Disco-like it l...
never mind.
Imagine handing over *any* part of the presentation-to-the-world of your pride and joy to the Larceny Machine. If you don't give a fuck, why should I?
never mind.
Imagine handing over *any* part of the presentation-to-the-world of your pride and joy to the Larceny Machine. If you don't give a fuck, why should I?
hot make brain work *even worse*
June 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
hot make brain work *even worse*
Doing The Work will always beat "AI".
Even people in the 90s already knew "vibes coding" wasn't a thing, and wouldn't *ever* "work".
Dumbfuck "Fuck you got mine" moneyghoul techbro asshats don't care. They just want to hoover up All The Money with their lies and ruin the world for everyone else.
Even people in the 90s already knew "vibes coding" wasn't a thing, and wouldn't *ever* "work".
Dumbfuck "Fuck you got mine" moneyghoul techbro asshats don't care. They just want to hoover up All The Money with their lies and ruin the world for everyone else.
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Doing The Work will always beat "AI".
Even people in the 90s already knew "vibes coding" wasn't a thing, and wouldn't *ever* "work".
Dumbfuck "Fuck you got mine" moneyghoul techbro asshats don't care. They just want to hoover up All The Money with their lies and ruin the world for everyone else.
Even people in the 90s already knew "vibes coding" wasn't a thing, and wouldn't *ever* "work".
Dumbfuck "Fuck you got mine" moneyghoul techbro asshats don't care. They just want to hoover up All The Money with their lies and ruin the world for everyone else.