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TurblesCelbor
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That Bisexual guy from YouTube that plays waaaaay to many video games.

Trans lives matter baby.

If my employer finds these posts objectionable maybe ask yourself if you're violating my weingarten rights.
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Whelp, once again I am compelled to take direct action to cause material harm to fascism.

This unfortunately means starting this week I have to reduce video production down to merely the livestreams on Sundays.

Remember the road to worker liberation is long, but when we fight we win.
They said to promote the stream. So I guess I'm promoting the stream. 6pm pst on sunday nights.

youtube.com/live/1Qthg8I...
THE COPS WORK FOR THE ILLUMINATI | DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION ON LINUX (PART 8)
YouTube video by Turbles Celbor
youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I aced the LGBT inclusion course I had to take to maintain my licensure. I'm genuinely annoyed though that the "presentation" was basically just a glossary.

Do people really not know what a fucking pronoun is?
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Nobody knows anything about Oregon but at least we have this:

m.imdb.com/title/tt0081...
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I liked deathwestern by Spiritworld but I'm disappointed it was mostly thrash metal and not so much cowboy thrash. They really got me with that first track ngl.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ahhh shit. Need to donate to this.
Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
Blender Development Fund
Join the Development Fund and support Blender Foundation to work on core Blender development.
fund.blender.org
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It's true. All these district 12 hotties would be pretty average on the streets of the capital.
Peeta is a provincial 8 but a Capitol 5
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Shoutout to the cancer patient smoothies I projectile vomited this morning.

I've never had a better experience projectile vomiting.

All the calcium and electrolytes balanced out the stomach acid so my teeth are ok and it was a breeze to clean up.

Not to hand it to nestlé but 10/10 would do again.
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's true. This is the secret so-called "writing workshops" will never tell you.
All great stories share one special ingredient. Epic Fantasy? Steamy Romance? Hard SciFi? Look carefully and you'll find it: someone getting hit with a briefcase full of bees.
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Like always, 6pm PST, I will be streaming the future we could have had if we were 10% meaner to workers and 100% better at cybernetics.

youtube.com/live/JylfS-s...
THE COPS WORK FOR THE ILLUMINATI | DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION ON LINUX (PART 7)
Tai Young Medical will pay for their crimes. Or well, I guess they are following the law but I still want them to pay. This is a 100% pacifist run (except the boss fights, the game forces those). Whe...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Wait what there's a KDE-branded laptop?
🚀 New KDE SLIMBOOK VII
Celebrating 8 years with @kde.org with our most powerful edition:
🔹 AMD Ryzen 9 365 AI
🔹 AMD Radeon™ 880M
🔹 16” WQXGA display
🔹 Upgradable to 128 GB DDR5 RAM
🔹 Up to 8 TB NVMe 4.0 storage

💰 Launch + Black Friday: €1,029 (-€70)
slimbook.com/en/blog/news...
KDE Slimbook VII: 8 years after
Quality leap for the Linux community
slimbook.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
We are blessed with so many great OS's. Truly Allah has smiled on the computer.
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If you want to understand why I'm not paying attention with my ADHD, it's not because I'm inattentive.

It's because every 5 minutes my brain decides the world is about to end.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey guys I found the secret pedophile.
Wow, the House passed the release of the Epstein files by the vote of 427 - 1. Now the Senate has to vote on it.
#ReleaseTheEpstineFiles
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The thing they don't tell you about ADHD is sometimes, often over nothing meaningful, you can have extreme swings of negative thoughts and feelings out of fucking nowhere that last 20 minutes and then everything's fine, multiple times a day.
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's coming like it does every sunday night (6pm pst). Behold, deus ex, a game that's mostly being mad about the death of your ex.

Youtube:
youtube.com/live/Aha1er2...
THE COPS WORK FOR THE ILLUMINATI | DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION ON LINUX (PART 6)
YouTube video by Turbles Celbor
youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yeah, gamers love opening up teams to sit in on a meeting with accounting about year end budget utilization. Valve used to understand this 😔.
how does valve expect the steam machine to gain any traction if it doesnt come with microsoft teams pre-installed on it i wonder
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sorry teenager working the JC penny. I was impressed by your hello kitty phone case and matching nails but I'm sure I just looked like another creepy cis dude staring at your hands.

I'm no creep, but you're 100% correct to assume i am.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
At least 1 creative idea. Mechanical, story wise, whatever. Just add something other than a desire for gamer $$$.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm worried we're losing the gender war boys.

The number of men in my life that have turned out to be women keeps climbing.

If this keeps up I'll be the only man left. A dream for straight men, a disappointment for bisexuals.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Well that first boss was a disappointment, but I'm confident subsequent level design more than makes up for it. Let's go Adam Jensen. Love CONQUERS ALL.

Peertube:
video.hardlimit.com/w/wosDg76867...

Youtube:
youtube.com/live/bAiR4q_...
THE COPS WORK FOR THE ILLUMINATI | DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION ON LINUX (PART 5)
YouTube video by Turbles Celbor
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Look, if you gotta understand 1 thing about me as a gamer, it's that I was burned by the spore hype cycle.

I just downloaded this game from flathub (no fr, you can even get it on git), and it looks like it's trying to deliver on the promise that EA fumbled the bag on.

github.com/Revolutionar...
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New encrypted arch install is ready to go.

For those who don't understand why I would put arch on an old laptop please understand, my boot times ordinary fedora or debian are like maybe 30-40 seconds, but on arch it's like 16.

Yes I reboot often enough that I notice.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Deus Ex 2011 version hates me.

Bad vulkan call on desktop. Forced wined3d and now the game launches, but crashes after making a failed call to some dll I don't have.

This is what the classic linux gaming experience was like up until about 2020.

It'll work. It's just going to take time........
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ahhh yeah. Using journalctl to see where deus ex is shitting the bed on the main PC really takes me back to 2017.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM