Francis Ford Coprolite
@tsuri.bsky.social
Some fishposting, some silliness.
釣りとアウトドア遊びが好き
Median Bluesky user, random internet weirdo and absolute delight.
Pacific north west.
**Now with occasional catposting.**
釣りとアウトドア遊びが好き
Median Bluesky user, random internet weirdo and absolute delight.
Pacific north west.
**Now with occasional catposting.**
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BREAKING: Pipelines only bad when Conservatives do it
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: Pipelines only bad when Conservatives do it
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The biggest indicator that this is an Israeli propaganda op is that “kill top … research academics” is exactly what Israel did to kick off their war with Iran.
Anonymous website offers $100,000 to kill top Israeli research academics https://www.timesofisrael.com/anonymous-website-offers-100000-to-kill-top-israeli-research-academics/
Anonymous website offers $100,000 to kill top Israeli research academics
English-langauge page lists dozens of 'criminals and collaborators,' accuses them of being 'involved in the murder of Palestinian children;' site taken down after several hours
www.timesofisrael.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The biggest indicator that this is an Israeli propaganda op is that “kill top … research academics” is exactly what Israel did to kick off their war with Iran.
RIP Phil Hartman youtu.be/Ku42Iszh9KM
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
RIP Phil Hartman youtu.be/Ku42Iszh9KM
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The cops don't break crypto. They go to the poorest person in the group chat and say, "we're going to arrest you, harass you, assault you, and ruin your life if you don't let us read your chat."
Relevant xkcd:
Relevant xkcd:
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The cops don't break crypto. They go to the poorest person in the group chat and say, "we're going to arrest you, harass you, assault you, and ruin your life if you don't let us read your chat."
Relevant xkcd:
Relevant xkcd:
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I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.
Sarah Hurwitz Profanes the Holocaust
Holocaust education has worked too well for the Obama speechwriter, since when she rationalizes Israel's genocide, "I sound obscene." Maybe sit with that, Sarah
www.forever-wars.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I felt like I was losing my mind watching this person's remarks and had to write about how disgusting they are.
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
Quite rich considering this person’s role in laundering some of those very same billionaires
This is what is happening.
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Quite rich considering this person’s role in laundering some of those very same billionaires
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I am so tired of hearing how Carney constantly kissing up and capitulating to Trump is smart. It isn't, Trump likes it, but he sure as fuck doesn't respect it. It is getting us nowhere.
Notice Mamdani charmed Trump on live TV without backing down on any stances. He didn't water himself down, he didn't even take back calling Trump a fascist. Moderates would say butter him up, or try to appear more right-wing. Voters can see through that—and evidently so does he!
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I am so tired of hearing how Carney constantly kissing up and capitulating to Trump is smart. It isn't, Trump likes it, but he sure as fuck doesn't respect it. It is getting us nowhere.
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Find someone who looks at you like this man looks at war profiteering.
Canada has what the world wants.
Deals like this mean more opportunities, new careers, and bigger paycheques for Canadian workers.
Deals like this mean more opportunities, new careers, and bigger paycheques for Canadian workers.
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Find someone who looks at you like this man looks at war profiteering.
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Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
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First Democratic member of the Senate to attack Greenblatt in public?
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The kids are alright. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aqB...
The High School Graduate Who Ran Nepal's Election On Discord
YouTube video by AJ+
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The kids are alright. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aqB...
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This is the lady who wrote Michelle Obama's "When they go low, we go high" speech
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."
www.reddit.com/r/JewsOfCons...
www.reddit.com/r/JewsOfCons...
From the JewsOfConscience community on Reddit: Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz speaking to the Jewish Federation and lamenting that young people are learning the wrong lessons from Holocaust e...
Explore this post and more from the JewsOfConscience community
www.reddit.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is the lady who wrote Michelle Obama's "When they go low, we go high" speech
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
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Obama sure has had a lot of distinctly evil people working for him.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Obama sure has had a lot of distinctly evil people working for him.
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LOL. Holy fuck is he out of touch.
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
LOL. Holy fuck is he out of touch.
Not exceptional at all. Where we at with murdered journalists in Gaza? 159+? Not a peep from anyone in the mainstream press.
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Not exceptional at all. Where we at with murdered journalists in Gaza? 159+? Not a peep from anyone in the mainstream press.
With RFK and that reporter back in the spotlight... youtu.be/-_MxDcY_osw?...
Brain Parasite Turns Moose Into Zombie
YouTube video by Nature on PBS
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
With RFK and that reporter back in the spotlight... youtu.be/-_MxDcY_osw?...
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Follow-up: I win.
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Follow-up: I win.
Bear & I startled each other on the trail yesterday. We were within a metre of each other separated by a low fence. We awkwardly created space between us and I thought it was enough to get some quick video. He didn't like the idea (based on his quick bluff/lunge) and this is the video I got LOL.
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Bear & I startled each other on the trail yesterday. We were within a metre of each other separated by a low fence. We awkwardly created space between us and I thought it was enough to get some quick video. He didn't like the idea (based on his quick bluff/lunge) and this is the video I got LOL.
Getting lots of use out the template today.
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Getting lots of use out the template today.