Tristan
@tristan-cedar.bsky.social
Hiker, member of the OFMD embroidery crew, and aspiring queer-affirming barber/stylist. Trans masc nonbinary and queer. (They/them, 42) Fuck fascism.
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Tristan
@tristan-cedar.bsky.social
· Nov 10
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I thought I'd do a thread of OFMD embroidery projects. A few of these are still available to buy, but you can also commission me! I prefer working on thrifted or existing items, so send me something that suits you and I'll 🏴☠️ it up with your choice of design!
ko-fi.com/dreadpiratet...
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One year ago. Missing the glorious fun of being around my pirate pals...
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
One year ago. Missing the glorious fun of being around my pirate pals...
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
I did so many cute gay haircuts today and had such nice clients and for once I feel like I might actually be doing the right thing with my life 😭😭😭
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I did so many cute gay haircuts today and had such nice clients and for once I feel like I might actually be doing the right thing with my life 😭😭😭
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I really need to sell a lot of the market art that I've made so that I can move on to something new, and so I can reduce my debt some.(To be able to make that move)
I'll be posting stuff in the next couple days on @blackwidowart.bsky.social
I would be really love if I could get more eyes on it.
I'll be posting stuff in the next couple days on @blackwidowart.bsky.social
I would be really love if I could get more eyes on it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I really need to sell a lot of the market art that I've made so that I can move on to something new, and so I can reduce my debt some.(To be able to make that move)
I'll be posting stuff in the next couple days on @blackwidowart.bsky.social
I would be really love if I could get more eyes on it.
I'll be posting stuff in the next couple days on @blackwidowart.bsky.social
I would be really love if I could get more eyes on it.
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Hello! Just a reminder that I have multiple free cross stitch OFMD patterns on my Kofi! Mostly crew patterns (one Stede), varying difficulty. If you are UK crew and would like to try cross stitch but can't afford supplies I will also happily send you some by post 🧵🪡💜
ko-fi.com/thesearethek...
ko-fi.com/thesearethek...
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Hello! Just a reminder that I have multiple free cross stitch OFMD patterns on my Kofi! Mostly crew patterns (one Stede), varying difficulty. If you are UK crew and would like to try cross stitch but can't afford supplies I will also happily send you some by post 🧵🪡💜
ko-fi.com/thesearethek...
ko-fi.com/thesearethek...
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Okay people, let’s hype this up and make sure the streamers know we want more! Our beloved captain @david-jenkins.bsky.social is still onboard! 🏴☠️💜✨
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #AdoptOurCrew
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #AdoptOurCrew
September 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Okay people, let’s hype this up and make sure the streamers know we want more! Our beloved captain @david-jenkins.bsky.social is still onboard! 🏴☠️💜✨
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #AdoptOurCrew
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #AdoptOurCrew
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The idea that you have to “afford fandom” is just… That feels akin to saying you have to write or draw or be a BNF or post a bunch to be part of the fandom.
Fandom is loving the thing the fandom is based on and built around. Fandom is FREE. Fandom is community.
Fandom is loving the thing the fandom is based on and built around. Fandom is FREE. Fandom is community.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The idea that you have to “afford fandom” is just… That feels akin to saying you have to write or draw or be a BNF or post a bunch to be part of the fandom.
Fandom is loving the thing the fandom is based on and built around. Fandom is FREE. Fandom is community.
Fandom is loving the thing the fandom is based on and built around. Fandom is FREE. Fandom is community.
I love checking in on the OFMD fandom and finding that we're still here, making our silly memes and dreaming about gay pirates kissing. 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I love checking in on the OFMD fandom and finding that we're still here, making our silly memes and dreaming about gay pirates kissing. 🥰
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And for the ever-wonderful tealoranges crew:
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
And for the ever-wonderful tealoranges crew:
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Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that
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Lucius: hey Pete
Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
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Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
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November 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Lucius: hey Pete
Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
Pete:
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Pete: whats up babe
Lucius: where does Zheng keep her armies
Pete: where DOES Zheng keep her armies
Lucius: up her sleevies
Pete:
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Portland Frog Exodus 8 stickers are here! willburrows.art/shop
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Portland Frog Exodus 8 stickers are here! willburrows.art/shop
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Now we must abolish ICE.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Now we must abolish ICE.
I wish Mom had lived to see this. She would have loved it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I wish Mom had lived to see this. She would have loved it.
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“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Oops I just drank caffeinated tea at 8 PM....
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November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oops I just drank caffeinated tea at 8 PM....
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I love giving gay people gay little haircuts.
That is all.
That is all.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I love giving gay people gay little haircuts.
That is all.
That is all.
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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Amazing, no notes
October 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Amazing, no notes
Universe, please send me people who want fruity little mullets. They are so fun to cut.
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Universe, please send me people who want fruity little mullets. They are so fun to cut.