man w smol pan
@trimdog.bsky.social
chill dude who’s not too complicated (aspirational)
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man w smol pan
@trimdog.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I hate cast iron pans with a burning passion but this tiny one I use to cook a single egg is the only thing that brings me joy in life
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
Wrapped another dad book club tonight, this time I roped folks into reading my dad’s self-published book, which is a bit of a supernatural body horror comedy about his relationship with my mom, featuring yours truly as the impending Antichrist
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wrapped another dad book club tonight, this time I roped folks into reading my dad’s self-published book, which is a bit of a supernatural body horror comedy about his relationship with my mom, featuring yours truly as the impending Antichrist
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The US government has deported a US citizen with a Maryland birth certificate they claim is fake.
This goes way beyond even denaturalizing an immigrant citizen. This person was born here.
This goes way beyond even denaturalizing an immigrant citizen. This person was born here.
"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The US government has deported a US citizen with a Maryland birth certificate they claim is fake.
This goes way beyond even denaturalizing an immigrant citizen. This person was born here.
This goes way beyond even denaturalizing an immigrant citizen. This person was born here.
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SCOOP: Flock left at least 60 of its AI-powered, people-tracking surveillance cameras exposed and livestreaming to the open internet. We tracked ourselves. The exposure highlights the power of these cameras and types of things they're tracking. Not just cars.
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
Flock Exposed Its AI-Powered Cameras to the Internet. We Tracked Ourselves.
Flock left at least 60 of its people-tracking Condor PTZ cameras live streaming and exposed to the open internet.
www.404media.co
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
SCOOP: Flock left at least 60 of its AI-powered, people-tracking surveillance cameras exposed and livestreaming to the open internet. We tracked ourselves. The exposure highlights the power of these cameras and types of things they're tracking. Not just cars.
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
www.404media.co/flock-expose...
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
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give them all gigantic raises
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
give them all gigantic raises
The difference between Christmas and Hanukkah is that Hanukkah is an action holiday about fighting to the death and that’s why Die Hard is not a Christmas movie but actually a Hanukkah movie
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The difference between Christmas and Hanukkah is that Hanukkah is an action holiday about fighting to the death and that’s why Die Hard is not a Christmas movie but actually a Hanukkah movie
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Probably for the best
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Probably for the best
A botched midnight deployment kept me up way too late and I am finally living my long held theory that the secret to unhinged posting is a distinct lack of sleep
December 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A botched midnight deployment kept me up way too late and I am finally living my long held theory that the secret to unhinged posting is a distinct lack of sleep
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Hmmmmmmmmmm…
Hmmmmmmmmmm…
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Hmmmmmmmmmm…
Hmmmmmmmmmm…
Big centrists are weird, more info they collect, more they reject taking sides, it's not normal
As journos, info conduits, tryna be neutral, impartial, sure, don't pick a side then
But insisting everybody should be centrist? Doesn't make sense, can't everybody be conduits, somebody has to act
As journos, info conduits, tryna be neutral, impartial, sure, don't pick a side then
But insisting everybody should be centrist? Doesn't make sense, can't everybody be conduits, somebody has to act
They really don't have a high-low information spectrum on their analysis, there are virtually no high information centrists, the more info you get the more polarized you are in the digital ecosystem, and low info average folks aren't deliberately centrist either, they just don't have opinions
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Big centrists are weird, more info they collect, more they reject taking sides, it's not normal
As journos, info conduits, tryna be neutral, impartial, sure, don't pick a side then
But insisting everybody should be centrist? Doesn't make sense, can't everybody be conduits, somebody has to act
As journos, info conduits, tryna be neutral, impartial, sure, don't pick a side then
But insisting everybody should be centrist? Doesn't make sense, can't everybody be conduits, somebody has to act
Snatch that inheritance from them ungrateful kids, go get it boys
Rich people have never been this stupid, if you've ever watched Barry Lyndon and thought you could do that this is your moment
I saw this in the morning and assumed it was fake but it does appear that Cathie Wood did wish this AI girl a happy birthday and signs her tweets
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Snatch that inheritance from them ungrateful kids, go get it boys
I;m thinking about thos thyme cubes
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I;m thinking about thos thyme cubes
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
December 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
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Okay, I also agree that I should be sent to the Hague for leaving This Is Spinal Tap out of the original post.
I've been listening to Big Bottom all fucking morning as well.
I've been listening to Big Bottom all fucking morning as well.
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Okay, I also agree that I should be sent to the Hague for leaving This Is Spinal Tap out of the original post.
I've been listening to Big Bottom all fucking morning as well.
I've been listening to Big Bottom all fucking morning as well.
show me a fictional character that altered your brain chemistry
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
show me a fictional character that altered your brain chemistry
Why are grandparents everywhere talking about "6-7?" 67 is the new full retirement age for workers born in or after 1960, that is the age at which you can claim full retirement benefits
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why are grandparents everywhere talking about "6-7?" 67 is the new full retirement age for workers born in or after 1960, that is the age at which you can claim full retirement benefits
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
All content past the first 10 hours
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
All content past the first 10 hours
Chicken milk
Wait I’ve spoken French for 30 years and am just learning that eggnog in French is called chicken milk?????
It’s everyone’s favourite time of year!
Milk of chicken time 🐓🥛
Milk of chicken time 🐓🥛
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Chicken milk
People with 2010’s-era 3D televisions be like “Andor is so good in 3D”
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
People with 2010’s-era 3D televisions be like “Andor is so good in 3D”
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