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trimdog.bsky.social
man w smol pan
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chill dude who’s not too complicated (aspirational)
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I hate cast iron pans with a burning passion but this tiny one I use to cook a single egg is the only thing that brings me joy in life
This is my first Halloween jump scare of the day
“Centrist” is code for “average except high class, high class except average” which is the worst way to not be average and the worst way to be high class
He keeps saying we need to appeal to the “center,” which is the word he uses instead of “average” because his primary audience is overachieving try hards who refuse to admit how mid they are, but yeah he’s not good at reaching average people and that’s who you really need
He keeps saying we need to appeal to the “center,” which is the word he uses instead of “average” because his primary audience is overachieving try hards who refuse to admit how mid they are, but yeah he’s not good at reaching average people and that’s who you really need
Hm what could have been a radicalizing event for young people in 2014, it’s a real mystery, Ivy League professors just can’t figure it out
I’ve got antenna tv and it’s fantastic actually, includes 6 PBS channels

I wish there was more experimental content, but it’s also way over-regulated relative to cable and the internet, bring back Saturday morning cartoons and let them swear on late night talk shows!
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Guess who's still getting paid in this shutdown? ICE agents! They're even getting signing bonuses- that's YOUR tax dollars- we can't afford to fund SNAP or air traffic controllers, but we ARE paying Proud Boys and Neo-Nazis to cover their faces and attack our citizens.
#BREAKING: Today in #Aurora, a #Chicago suburb, ICE agents surrounded the car of a U.S. citizen in a parking lot, firing into her windshield as she screamed that her children were inside.
“I didn’t leave Twitter, Twitter left me”
It’s like a non-non-non-problem, my birth certificate has the wrong guy on it, that’s a real non-problem
Casual reminder that the whitest condiment is Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce

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Also completely misunderstands how they lost to Steam, it wasn’t that users weren’t interested in alternatives, but that Steam/Valve enjoy video games and treat them like an art form, instead of just another sector for a conglomerate to absorb
Reminder that Giuliani was married to his cousin
This is what happens when you auction IPs to the highest bidder, money takes over and crashes out. A functioning studio, eg Nintendo, treasures, protects, and sustains its fiction, they don't boom and bust, they craft through ups and downs. The first love has to be the project, not the money.
A notable exception, it’s no secret the rich folks are extremely tuned in to economic outcomes and use their substantial influence accordingly

This is to the extent that a lot voters gauge that they can either politically align themselves with the rich and hope for favor or abandon hope
What’s antifa’s favorite type of roadshow? Antiquefa
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Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
The movie’s biggest problem imo was the soundtrack, just jamming every single “iconic” song in there like an overwrought high school history presentation
Running for president, here’s my platform: surrender to feminism
ABC’s TGIF was the worst

Rewatching Step by Step, whenever you turn it off you get sick to your stomach, just from returning to an unscripted reality
Me if you consider the Stardew Valley character creation process to be a psychological examination
We need more time travel buzzkill. It’s straight up impossible! Stop writing plots around it!
And now you’re your own grandma good job