Ow I stubbed my toe need kissies

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December: what he say fuck me for?

Hear me out

If you pronounce it “Blue Sky” instead of “Blueskee,” that would be correct, but I still won’t talk to you

Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot

the o in “hole” is really just there as an example

The guy at the Christmas tree place was pretty aggressively trying to upsell me so I said 'calm down Spruce Lee' and oooh boy could that kid roundhouse kick

Looking for some new friends to interact with.

Some of my interests include
- fault in our stars
- Ḯ̵̢͇̥̞̣̄̽̿ ̷̳̝̤̎̎͐̌̕b̷̮̩̘̟̻͌̂͗͒͝l̴͕̆́͂͝ë̵̱̪́ê̸̛̛̮̥̯̻̂̀d̴̺͉̺͠ ̵̞̫̝̞̠̂̈̅f̴̬͚͍̲̌̈́r̷̼͍̫͌͊̈͆͘o̶̜̦̬̳͛͝m̴̻͎̳̓̅͐͗ ̶̩̄̊͛̒ṫ̴̛͉̖͌͘h̷̰̪͙͍̫̓̀ẻ̸̛͕̘ ̷̛̯͈͈͜͝w̴̨̢̜̟̅́̂ỏ̵̹͍̭̱̀u̴͖̓̇͠n̷̩͔̗̯̜̈́͆͗͆͝d̶̼̻̜͇̳́̎̏͗ ̸̫̅̚͠o̶͓̝͖̬͇͂͝f̵̺̙̌ͅ ̶͙̞̓̉̂͠ͅḩ̴̝̠̋͗̈̾e̴͕͖̊̔͊́͑ĺ̴̨̖͌̆́̾ͅl̴̼͐́̌̃̕ï̶̧̛̲̳̐̀s̶̛̼̤̞͈̱̀̎h̷̛͙̾̃ ̵̯͓̘̠͓̉͆̄͋k̶͚̟̜̿̈͜ͅn̸̢̖̲̲̊͂̌͝í̷̖v̶̡̹͇̯͝͠ͅe̴̺̬̣̍s̸̮̳̹̯͖͂̀

Can’t wait to expand my social circle!

Here's some relationship advice - spend the entire dinner advocating for an octal numerical system over our current decimal one. It's not that hard, dweeb

What if Cheerios became sentient and took over the major governments of the world