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sean
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Political commentator for FoxNews Woke Division
Chiropractors that break your bones and your spirit
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My sewer runneth over
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Chris Berman crawling out of his grave to go WOOP
Oh man, this angle.
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Anaheim Ducks home attendance is pretty poor
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
46 Versions, One At A Time
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I just bought a pack of AA batteries
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Slumped
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
46 Virgins, One At A Time
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Burnin Down
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Mozambique
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Pass me that cranberry goo!

#HappyCranksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I am a prince I have it all
I hear your footsteps through the wall
I wait in silence for your call
Then take a shot and watch you fall
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
America is finally realizing that Beez In The Trap is an all time banger
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wonder if The Sopranos is censored in the great nation of China
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
People have been cumming into socks for generations
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
JD Vance is gonna be the president lol
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
My two qualms with Mr President Trump is that grocery prices are high and that he committed statutory rape with the most famous sex trafficker in human history
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I feel like I probably drank some Keystone Light with this kid at Penn State back in the day
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A planet’s rotation is how long its day be lol
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I will be there at the Lincoln Theatre in Raleigh
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM