Ventus
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i'm living deliciously (ass is delicious)
Imagine someone discovered a new element & named it Epsteinium & the scientist who discovered it sent an email to Jeff
“This tiny element reminded me of times on your island, the beauty of the sand and the females I met there are my inspiration”
& Jeff replied “yes w both lov, Girls i remember ;)”
“This tiny element reminded me of times on your island, the beauty of the sand and the females I met there are my inspiration”
& Jeff replied “yes w both lov, Girls i remember ;)”
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Imagine someone discovered a new element & named it Epsteinium & the scientist who discovered it sent an email to Jeff
“This tiny element reminded me of times on your island, the beauty of the sand and the females I met there are my inspiration”
& Jeff replied “yes w both lov, Girls i remember ;)”
“This tiny element reminded me of times on your island, the beauty of the sand and the females I met there are my inspiration”
& Jeff replied “yes w both lov, Girls i remember ;)”
If he talk that Racist shit to me he gon be TOM BROKEJAW
From the Epstein files: were Paul Volker and Tom Brokaw really members of a secret society with a "no minorities or women allowed" rule? Brokaw is still around -- worth asking him!
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
If he talk that Racist shit to me he gon be TOM BROKEJAW
Piss genre porn parody: JACOB’S BLADDER
February 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Piss genre porn parody: JACOB’S BLADDER
Fiona Dourif slap me and step on me
January 31, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Fiona Dourif slap me and step on me
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Me every morning in this fucking country
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Me every morning in this fucking country
Truly crazy that Hollywood hasn’t made a better movie than TENET in the past 6 years.
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Truly crazy that Hollywood hasn’t made a better movie than TENET in the past 6 years.
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Great call from the haters.
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Great call from the haters.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Which @wikipedia.org editor hates Logan Marshall-Green? Lmao why did they choose this picture???
December 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Which @wikipedia.org editor hates Logan Marshall-Green? Lmao why did they choose this picture???
The Amazon Prime Video logo kinda looks like a dick now right?
December 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Amazon Prime Video logo kinda looks like a dick now right?
Vecna is Jeffrey Epstein-coded
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Vecna is Jeffrey Epstein-coded
I’ve heard of losing track of time but this is ridiculous
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’ve heard of losing track of time but this is ridiculous
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this is the unspoken but absolutely clear argument at hand.
That’s the thing man. If they are to be taken at their word the only takeaway is that there should be no black people in any job any other white person wants. One quick Google search for any of these jobs would show there are usually one or two minorities are best in a unit of 20 or 30 or more.
UAlbany, one of those, NY state universities, has been hovering around 4 percent tenure track Black faculty since ever. I am THE Black tenure track political scientists. These folks are just little liars.
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
this is the unspoken but absolutely clear argument at hand.
If I had access to the President tonight I’d call him a big chicken for never using a nuke and then I’d start making clucking noises and see if I get removed from the room faster than he can authorize a nuclear strike
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If I had access to the President tonight I’d call him a big chicken for never using a nuke and then I’d start making clucking noises and see if I get removed from the room faster than he can authorize a nuclear strike
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
David Harbour starring in a TV show called “DTF St. Louis” is a little on the nose
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
David Harbour starring in a TV show called “DTF St. Louis” is a little on the nose
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there is no available evidence that donald trump understands what a tariff is, what a trade deficit is, and what the national debt is.
The way Trump talks about the problems he caused by unilaterally imposing tariffs is fairly insane, even by his standards.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
there is no available evidence that donald trump understands what a tariff is, what a trade deficit is, and what the national debt is.
Zach Braff is the worst actor in SAG
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Zach Braff is the worst actor in SAG
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
there wasn’t a The Hunger Games porn parody called The Horny Games, what are we even doing here??
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
there wasn’t a The Hunger Games porn parody called The Horny Games, what are we even doing here??
When I was young the only Bad Bunny we had was Lola Bunny!!
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was young the only Bad Bunny we had was Lola Bunny!!
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
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