Tony Casagrande, biggest of houses.
@tonybighouse.bsky.social
TTRPG player and speed run fan. Also gaming on PC and console. Socially awkward, sometimes funny, mostly harmless. On the spectrum. He/him.
I have no money, so don't bother trying to scam me.
I have no money, so don't bother trying to scam me.
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We live in a country with plenty of money and resources to ensure that no one ever goes hungry, or has to sleep in the street, or has to go without medical/dental care, or worry about basic needs because they can't work.
Instead, we charge money for everything and if you can't afford it, you die.
Instead, we charge money for everything and if you can't afford it, you die.
Me, to myself: "It's actually a nice day out, I should probably go do something today."
My body: "FUCK, and I cannot stress this enough, YOU."
Me: "That's a fair point."
My body: "FUCK, and I cannot stress this enough, YOU."
Me: "That's a fair point."
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Me, to myself: "It's actually a nice day out, I should probably go do something today."
My body: "FUCK, and I cannot stress this enough, YOU."
Me: "That's a fair point."
My body: "FUCK, and I cannot stress this enough, YOU."
Me: "That's a fair point."
MAGA probably hates the Calibri font because they think the name sounds woke or gay or some dumb shit. "Can't have no fruity fonts in our gubmint, no sir."
Really, though, this font BS is just another distraction from, well... *gestures at everything* ...and of course, Epstein.
It's not working.
Really, though, this font BS is just another distraction from, well... *gestures at everything* ...and of course, Epstein.
It's not working.
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
MAGA probably hates the Calibri font because they think the name sounds woke or gay or some dumb shit. "Can't have no fruity fonts in our gubmint, no sir."
Really, though, this font BS is just another distraction from, well... *gestures at everything* ...and of course, Epstein.
It's not working.
Really, though, this font BS is just another distraction from, well... *gestures at everything* ...and of course, Epstein.
It's not working.
Damn, that's sad.
Rob Reiner Mourned by Hollywood’s Stunned A-List: ‘We Lost One of the Few Good Men’
Celebrities are paying tribute to director and actor Rob Reiner, who was found dead along with his wife Michele on Sunday.
variety.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Damn, that's sad.
The orange jackass wants shootings to continue because he knows the left's knee-jerk response is to call for banning guns. This not only gets the right worked up against the left for attacking the 2nd amendment, it also discourages the left from owning guns at all. Now why would he want that?
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The orange jackass wants shootings to continue because he knows the left's knee-jerk response is to call for banning guns. This not only gets the right worked up against the left for attacking the 2nd amendment, it also discourages the left from owning guns at all. Now why would he want that?
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♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh the weather outside is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
And US prices: frightful
And the ICE attacks are frightful
And war crimes, also frightful
And the president's mental & physical health: frightful
And our rights being stripped, way frightful
And human trafficking: so frightful
And everything else is frightful
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♫ and a partridge in a bear tree
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
♫ and a partridge in a bear tree
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So now this shows up when you try to browse #Amazon in a private window or incognito mode, clicking on it ends up undoing the privacy so they can still track you and the stuff you look up ends up in your Amazon browsing history anyway. Amazon, that's some old bullshit.
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
So now this shows up when you try to browse #Amazon in a private window or incognito mode, clicking on it ends up undoing the privacy so they can still track you and the stuff you look up ends up in your Amazon browsing history anyway. Amazon, that's some old bullshit.
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I don't have a Spotify account. Never have, probably never will since they run ads for ICE recruitment. Screw them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I don't have a Spotify account. Never have, probably never will since they run ads for ICE recruitment. Screw them.
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ya don't mess with the arctic circle
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
ya don't mess with the arctic circle
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We're stopping the production of pennies because the US doesn't make cents anymore.
I apologize for nothing.
I apologize for nothing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We're stopping the production of pennies because the US doesn't make cents anymore.
I apologize for nothing.
I apologize for nothing.
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i’m so full i could shit a horse
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i’m so full i could shit a horse
This for me but make it Caramelldansen, because I won't have to see or hear it.
All three dancers with my face, leave the girl bods and hair for good measure, just to keep 'em questioning the meaning of it. For YEARS.
All three dancers with my face, leave the girl bods and hair for good measure, just to keep 'em questioning the meaning of it. For YEARS.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This for me but make it Caramelldansen, because I won't have to see or hear it.
All three dancers with my face, leave the girl bods and hair for good measure, just to keep 'em questioning the meaning of it. For YEARS.
All three dancers with my face, leave the girl bods and hair for good measure, just to keep 'em questioning the meaning of it. For YEARS.
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Not an ad, I just love these damn things and they're on sale so I ordered another pair.
These are my do-everything scissors. Great for the kitchen, too. They come apart to clean, come with a sharpener, bottle opener, and wire cutters.
Just a really good pair of scissors, they never let me down.
These are my do-everything scissors. Great for the kitchen, too. They come apart to clean, come with a sharpener, bottle opener, and wire cutters.
Just a really good pair of scissors, they never let me down.
Amazon.com : Fiskars Garden Scissors, 7-in-1 Garden Shears Multi-Tool with Sheath, Great for Plant Trimming, Cutting Nursery Pots, Bags, and Wire : Patio, Lawn & Garden
Amazon.com : Fiskars Garden Scissors, 7-in-1 Garden Shears Multi-Tool with Sheath, Great for Plant Trimming, Cutting Nursery Pots, Bags, and Wire : Patio, Lawn & Garden
www.amazon.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not an ad, I just love these damn things and they're on sale so I ordered another pair.
These are my do-everything scissors. Great for the kitchen, too. They come apart to clean, come with a sharpener, bottle opener, and wire cutters.
Just a really good pair of scissors, they never let me down.
These are my do-everything scissors. Great for the kitchen, too. They come apart to clean, come with a sharpener, bottle opener, and wire cutters.
Just a really good pair of scissors, they never let me down.
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my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
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A tiny bit of shameless self-promotion because the gifting season is creeping up on us. If you’re after something delicious, handcrafted, and ethical, my chocolate boxes, bars, and treats make really lovely gifts. Treat yourself, treat someone else, or both, I won’t judge! Reshares appreciated! 🍫✨
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A tiny bit of shameless self-promotion because the gifting season is creeping up on us. If you’re after something delicious, handcrafted, and ethical, my chocolate boxes, bars, and treats make really lovely gifts. Treat yourself, treat someone else, or both, I won’t judge! Reshares appreciated! 🍫✨
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.