Tom
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· Sep 8
Left to Right #13: Arran
The best value golf on the planet?
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Left to Right #13: Arran
An island we will relish returning to with haste.
#golf #arran #visitarran
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An island we will relish returning to with haste.
#golf #arran #visitarran
buttondown.com/lefttoright/archive/left-to-right-13-arran
Haha, thoroughly undeserved 🌳
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Haha, thoroughly undeserved 🌳
JCB is the Goldilocks of golf courses: slightly too wet or too cold and it's closed.
Ideal winter golf conditions this afternoon again. Yesterday was surprisingly good at home, temperatures have firmed the fairways.
Not played for two weeks and it was like, ah yes, I remember why I love it.
Ideal winter golf conditions this afternoon again. Yesterday was surprisingly good at home, temperatures have firmed the fairways.
Not played for two weeks and it was like, ah yes, I remember why I love it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
JCB is the Goldilocks of golf courses: slightly too wet or too cold and it's closed.
Ideal winter golf conditions this afternoon again. Yesterday was surprisingly good at home, temperatures have firmed the fairways.
Not played for two weeks and it was like, ah yes, I remember why I love it.
Ideal winter golf conditions this afternoon again. Yesterday was surprisingly good at home, temperatures have firmed the fairways.
Not played for two weeks and it was like, ah yes, I remember why I love it.
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It's a censorship engine designed to promote ideas that Elon Musk likes and suppress ideas that Elon Musk does not like. I really don't get why this evident fact - that Musk openly admits! - is so hard for so many people to understand
An X user asks Elon Musk why they’re seeing tweets from left-wing lawmakers.
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's a censorship engine designed to promote ideas that Elon Musk likes and suppress ideas that Elon Musk does not like. I really don't get why this evident fact - that Musk openly admits! - is so hard for so many people to understand
Pop the tennis on at 5pm
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pop the tennis on at 5pm
S tier roast side btw
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
S tier roast side btw
Hell of a finish at the DP WT, Rory getting a read on this eagle putt coming up..
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Hell of a finish at the DP WT, Rory getting a read on this eagle putt coming up..
Flippant use of high importance in these emails if you ask me, as sure a sign as any 🚓⚖️
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Flippant use of high importance in these emails if you ask me, as sure a sign as any 🚓⚖️
Unsustainable graphics
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Unsustainable graphics
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when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
Got a Christmas tingle, but also fuck Christmas.
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Got a Christmas tingle, but also fuck Christmas.
Cliché bingo today. If I hear "trees are 90% air" one more time I stg.
Did enjoy saying "well out" when a guy skied his drive barely off the tee. Gotta give a bit back. Went down well. Thanks to Scouse Kyle in the shed prior for that one, much obliged.
Did enjoy saying "well out" when a guy skied his drive barely off the tee. Gotta give a bit back. Went down well. Thanks to Scouse Kyle in the shed prior for that one, much obliged.
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cliché bingo today. If I hear "trees are 90% air" one more time I stg.
Did enjoy saying "well out" when a guy skied his drive barely off the tee. Gotta give a bit back. Went down well. Thanks to Scouse Kyle in the shed prior for that one, much obliged.
Did enjoy saying "well out" when a guy skied his drive barely off the tee. Gotta give a bit back. Went down well. Thanks to Scouse Kyle in the shed prior for that one, much obliged.
Hilarious. Great television.
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hilarious. Great television.
Would be great though, Joe
Buzzing that Joe has got it eventually. #thetraitors 🪙
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Would be great though, Joe
Looking forward to seeing Cat Burns win tonight
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Looking forward to seeing Cat Burns win tonight
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I feel we should have got beyond fireworks as a species. Flashy lights and bangs in the air? Grow, up everyone.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I feel we should have got beyond fireworks as a species. Flashy lights and bangs in the air? Grow, up everyone.
Passed my driving test four years ago today, easy one to remember 🎇🎆🎇
Braced for bad news - six month wait for another in '21 🦠 - then told I got three minors.
Now mobile, started playing golf again the following spring, three and a half years ago.
Steep trajectory since. 🚀
Braced for bad news - six month wait for another in '21 🦠 - then told I got three minors.
Now mobile, started playing golf again the following spring, three and a half years ago.
Steep trajectory since. 🚀
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Passed my driving test four years ago today, easy one to remember 🎇🎆🎇
Braced for bad news - six month wait for another in '21 🦠 - then told I got three minors.
Now mobile, started playing golf again the following spring, three and a half years ago.
Steep trajectory since. 🚀
Braced for bad news - six month wait for another in '21 🦠 - then told I got three minors.
Now mobile, started playing golf again the following spring, three and a half years ago.
Steep trajectory since. 🚀
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Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
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New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
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Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.
Clayton Blackmore: surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
Decent golfer too.
Decent golfer too.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Clayton Blackmore: surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
Decent golfer too.
Decent golfer too.
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microplastics is such a bottom tier generational poison they used to put hard drugs in the sodapop
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
microplastics is such a bottom tier generational poison they used to put hard drugs in the sodapop