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@steelseries.com staff software engineer. bad poster. he/him

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wario64.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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airbagged.bsky.social
First post of 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
Happy New Year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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billhuntbits.bsky.social
Today on @thedigitalbits.bsky.social website – EXCLUSIVE: Speed Racer (2008) is coming to 4K in 2026 & Happy New Year from The Digital Bits!
thedigitalbits.com/columns/bill...
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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tasnocontext.bsky.social
Game: Super Mario World (1990, SNES)
TAS Author: BrunoVisnadi
Source: tasvideos.org/4144M
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
I really cannot emphasize enough how extremely worth your time this entire series is
Screengrab, showing an image of Wildman Whitehouse in red tinted negative, labeled “Wildman Whitehouse’s September 1858 online meltdown”.
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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katietiedrich.bsky.social
Fred Beans
the back of a car and the trunk says Fred Beans on it in very small letters
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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junlper.beer
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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ryanmcdiarmid.com
why does the oven say piss…
Small screen on the front of an oven, with the temperature (325 degrees) and other information. The main portion says P155 and it looks like it says piss.
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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antlervel.vet
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
Cougar poking its head through wrapping paper
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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gizmouse.bsky.social
>jingle bell noises
>YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
>grandma run over by a reindeer noises
>125.12
>holy chanting
>REAL JOLLY FM
>christmas cookie oven ding
>WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT HOLIDAY CLASSICS
>santa claus going ho ho ho
>THIS AIN'T YOUR GRINCH'S STATION
>imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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adamsandler.click
Ruthkanda Point Never
December 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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davidandress.bsky.social
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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wario64.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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scrubquotes.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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ephymoth.bsky.social
Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits.
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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milph.mom
>2027 >Be a terrorist who unfortunately masterminded a massive attack on the public and want to be immortalized >Kash Patel is on the case >He blames the wrong guy for a week >He makes up evidence on the scene with sharpie that makes you look like an amateur >You plan suicide-by-cop but he never finds you so you die of starvation in your own booby-trapped home >When your body is found, it's ruled as a homicide for two months >Your manifesto accidentally gets deleted by his clerk so nobody ever reads it >He accidentally mismanages all the evidence in your room and takes some home as a souvenir so none of it is admissible >He mispronounces your name wrong in the first public announcement so they get a photo of someone else and everyone says your name wrong for as long as you're in public memory >Every true crime podcast covering your case spends about 75% of it talking about how Kash Patel really fucked up catching you than your actual life story >your wikipedia entry now has Kash Patel's photo on it partway down
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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theonion.com
Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! By Santa Claus
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social
Fallout season 2 is good because walton goggins now has an excuse to say “daddy”every two minutes
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
toadking.com
hell yeah just rewired a smoke alarm without electrocuting myself
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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tiny.baby
watched one battle after another and it was good but man it must have been hard for dicaprio doing those love scenes. teyana taylor is 35
December 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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thechasebeck.bsky.social
Holiday re-upload!

I think something's up with my copy of Muppets Christmas Carol.
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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animaljayson.bsky.social
yet more evidence that vampire survivors and its fans are ontologically evil tbh
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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kohler.bsky.social
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture" Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM