TMI Queen (Amy)
@tmiqueen.bsky.social
Pirate enthusiast from the Island of Misfit Sex Toys. Grandma aged, so give me all the NSFW. 😂
Taika and a puppy.
I died.
I died.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Taika and a puppy.
I died.
I died.
Also, my son is dating a baker this year. I can’t wait to see what we’re having for dessert. 😋🤤😋
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Also, my son is dating a baker this year. I can’t wait to see what we’re having for dessert. 😋🤤😋
I never eat past 1p on Thanksgiving and my son says he wants to have dinner at 4p.
I literally starve myself all day so I can pig out all day on the food.
I might die. 😂😂😂
I literally starve myself all day so I can pig out all day on the food.
I might die. 😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I never eat past 1p on Thanksgiving and my son says he wants to have dinner at 4p.
I literally starve myself all day so I can pig out all day on the food.
I might die. 😂😂😂
I literally starve myself all day so I can pig out all day on the food.
I might die. 😂😂😂
Happy Pangsgiving. Enjoy your ritual sacrifice (with pie).
a woman in a red dress is saying but it 's a sham with yams
ALT: a woman in a red dress is saying but it 's a sham with yams
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November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Happy Pangsgiving. Enjoy your ritual sacrifice (with pie).
Welp…this should be fun
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Welp…this should be fun
Back to work today. Half my voice returned and loaded up on meds. Thankful for a sit down job. 🙌🏻
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Back to work today. Half my voice returned and loaded up on meds. Thankful for a sit down job. 🙌🏻
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Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
Dear baby Jesus in the manger….🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Dear baby Jesus in the manger….🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Just one opportunity to get my fingers tangled up in those fluffy curls 🤤🤤🤤#TaikaTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just one opportunity to get my fingers tangled up in those fluffy curls 🤤🤤🤤#TaikaTuesday
X-ray tech: Any chance you could be pregnant?
Me: Not unless it’s the second coming of Christ
X-ray tech proceeds to almost collapse to the floor from laughter.
🤷🏻♀️🤰🏻🙅🏻♀️
Me: Not unless it’s the second coming of Christ
X-ray tech proceeds to almost collapse to the floor from laughter.
🤷🏻♀️🤰🏻🙅🏻♀️
Looks to be viral. Getting a chest X-ray to be on the safe side. Might get an inhaler. Wheeeeee….
Called off sick today and getting checked out. Hoping they give me some good antibiotics and maybe a nebulizer. 🙏🏼
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
X-ray tech: Any chance you could be pregnant?
Me: Not unless it’s the second coming of Christ
X-ray tech proceeds to almost collapse to the floor from laughter.
🤷🏻♀️🤰🏻🙅🏻♀️
Me: Not unless it’s the second coming of Christ
X-ray tech proceeds to almost collapse to the floor from laughter.
🤷🏻♀️🤰🏻🙅🏻♀️
Looks to be viral. Getting a chest X-ray to be on the safe side. Might get an inhaler. Wheeeeee….
Called off sick today and getting checked out. Hoping they give me some good antibiotics and maybe a nebulizer. 🙏🏼
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Looks to be viral. Getting a chest X-ray to be on the safe side. Might get an inhaler. Wheeeeee….
Called off sick today and getting checked out. Hoping they give me some good antibiotics and maybe a nebulizer. 🙏🏼
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Called off sick today and getting checked out. Hoping they give me some good antibiotics and maybe a nebulizer. 🙏🏼
😏😏😏
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
😏😏😏
Pretty sure I’m gonna have to go to the Walk-In or ER today. I’m coughing up the grossest stuff and wheezing every time I exhale.
When I talk, I sound like a three pack a day chain smoker.
Ughhhhhhhh…..
When I talk, I sound like a three pack a day chain smoker.
Ughhhhhhhh…..
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Pretty sure I’m gonna have to go to the Walk-In or ER today. I’m coughing up the grossest stuff and wheezing every time I exhale.
When I talk, I sound like a three pack a day chain smoker.
Ughhhhhhhh…..
When I talk, I sound like a three pack a day chain smoker.
Ughhhhhhhh…..
Currently playing a game of “Did a mosquito get caught in my sleeve or should I grab my Epi-Pen?”
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November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Currently playing a game of “Did a mosquito get caught in my sleeve or should I grab my Epi-Pen?”
😬😬😬
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the YEARNING 🥺😭
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the YEARNING 🥺😭
This line was 100% written by David Jenkins and you can’t convince me otherwise…
Actually, everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children's breath.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
This line was 100% written by David Jenkins and you can’t convince me otherwise…
Happy Thursday from the #RhysDarbyFaction
Cheers m’dears! 🥂
Cheers m’dears! 🥂
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy Thursday from the #RhysDarbyFaction
Cheers m’dears! 🥂
Cheers m’dears! 🥂
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen:
-Pink
-NKOTB
-Rick Springfield 🥰
-NIN
-Green Day
-Pink
-NKOTB
-Rick Springfield 🥰
-NIN
-Green Day
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen.
-Hozier
-King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
-CAAMP
-Superorganism
-The Shins and Spoon
-Hozier
-King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
-CAAMP
-Superorganism
-The Shins and Spoon
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen.
-Brandi Carlile
-The Highwomen (featuring Brandi Carlile 😅)
-Brandi Carlile
-Ride
-Indubious
-Brandi Carlile
-The Highwomen (featuring Brandi Carlile 😅)
-Brandi Carlile
-Ride
-Indubious
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen:
-Pink
-NKOTB
-Rick Springfield 🥰
-NIN
-Green Day
-Pink
-NKOTB
-Rick Springfield 🥰
-NIN
-Green Day
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gentlebeard kisses now available in one convenient bundle
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
gentlebeard kisses now available in one convenient bundle
Stede speech bubble
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Stede speech bubble
Me: Wow! My mental health is the best it’s ever been!
Then @kalansphantomff.bsky.social starts writing a Skyfic…🤣🤣😫
Then @kalansphantomff.bsky.social starts writing a Skyfic…🤣🤣😫
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me: Wow! My mental health is the best it’s ever been!
Then @kalansphantomff.bsky.social starts writing a Skyfic…🤣🤣😫
Then @kalansphantomff.bsky.social starts writing a Skyfic…🤣🤣😫
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It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later