tired-native.bsky.social
@tired-native.bsky.social
I wanted to make my profile less cringey. I can’t think of anything.
Me: Native, Ft Peck Reservation, living off the Rez.

I block right-wingers. I don’t owe them a dialogue.
“Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person” is worth watching.
December 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They say when a dog faces away from you that it’s a sign of trust.

I wish this gaseous beast trusted me less than he does.
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Is Tales from the Rez worth a short term AMC subscription?
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My dog is being a pest. Would someone please come over and take him for a walk?
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I cannot stress how this makes me happy. She has worked with me, in detail, to change three items.

The man involved in my order a couple months ago tried to replace butternut squash with carrots.
My instacart shopper is a woman. Thank god.
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My instacart shopper is a woman. Thank god.
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My dog loves cuddling the most when I am using my electric blanket.
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’d ask how the Manosphere is coping with the brutal defeats of Jake Paul and Andrew Tate, but there’s a reason why the Manosphere is filled with lonely incels.
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Tonight, many of you call this the first day of winter. An elder once told me that tonight is the center moon, which actually marks the mid-point of winter. Tomorrow is the younger brother of the center moon which means days will start to become longer again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My dog is sulking because I’m having ribs with beans and rice and he isn’t.
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Came home after an afternoon navigating around Christians fighting their war on Christmas and made myself a Fitzgerald (with Hendricks).

So naturally, Im all fancy and stuff.
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I should have bought that vacation package to Cancun. My GF is off to Switzerland with her boys and mine is still giving me the silent treatment because I cant afford to rent a studio apartment for him and his cat.
December 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is it too early to make tacos?

A. Absolutely not! I follow you for hard hitting questions like this.

B. Way too early and I could never be a good trusted friend for you.
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Fascist Right:

Would it even be family if you couldn't be toxic, condescending and abusive towards your family members without consequence?
Wild that right-wing families somehow aren’t to blame for their longstanding and systematic snubbing of queer and lefty children.
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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ALL I said was "you're a damn commie bastard who is going to hell for being a faggot, and there you will burn in all eternity, along with all the Palestinians I'm glad are dying, I hope you get your healthcare taken away and all your friends kidnapped"

And then they RUINED CHRISTMAS for NO REASON
Wild that right-wing families somehow aren’t to blame for their longstanding and systematic snubbing of queer and lefty children.
July 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Could someone talk me out of going to Cancun on Saturday to drink beach drinks and walk along the beach?
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You are driving in a lane that converges with another lane. Do you let one car merge ahead of you - or are you an asshole?
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’ve never been a fan of Noam Chomsky. So much shit he’s written to put a happy face on genocide is the starting point for me. Learning how he and Epstein were so chummy is not even surprising to me. He was probably trying to teach him how to manufacture consent.
December 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
In my house, there is a 22 year-old and a 56 year-old. One of us is of the age where people die of heart attacks shoveling snow. And the other one is lazy. so before I go shovel my driveway, I’m going to change the beneficiary name on my life insurance. Kidding.
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Someone call me when they make driving with my knees more efficient.
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I was just told to bring a change of clothes for tomorrow when I show up for my date this evening. 🙃
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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A series of promo links where you can stream our music:
artists.landr.com/057829616745
Everything's a Crime - Dear Sweet Friend - Single
Listen to Dear Sweet Friend - Single by Everything's a Crime.
artists.landr.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If you want me to follow back, have some posts for me to read first. Im tired of scammers.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I may strangle the boy but at the moment I am not entirely sure if the loss of oxygen to his brain would have a noticeable affect him.
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM