@tired-native.bsky.social
I wanted to make my profile less cringey. I can’t think of anything.
Me: Native, Ft Peck Reservation, living off the Rez.
I block right-wingers. I don’t owe them a dialogue.
Me: Native, Ft Peck Reservation, living off the Rez.
I block right-wingers. I don’t owe them a dialogue.
Or maybe this is more subtle?
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Or maybe this is more subtle?
If I had one wish this holiday season.
December 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If I had one wish this holiday season.
I’d ask how the Manosphere is coping with the brutal defeats of Jake Paul and Andrew Tate, but there’s a reason why the Manosphere is filled with lonely incels.
December 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’d ask how the Manosphere is coping with the brutal defeats of Jake Paul and Andrew Tate, but there’s a reason why the Manosphere is filled with lonely incels.
My dog is sulking because I’m having ribs with beans and rice and he isn’t.
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My dog is sulking because I’m having ribs with beans and rice and he isn’t.
11 years ago today, I took this picture of this little man as he stood, for the first time, on the stairs at the entry of my house. He stopped right there, unsure if this was a good idea.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
11 years ago today, I took this picture of this little man as he stood, for the first time, on the stairs at the entry of my house. He stopped right there, unsure if this was a good idea.
in comparison to that extra 500 calories:
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
in comparison to that extra 500 calories:
I just finished a 27 month vaccine trial. I want to do another now. 😊
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I just finished a 27 month vaccine trial. I want to do another now. 😊
Uncanny. Totally separated at birth.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Uncanny. Totally separated at birth.
Maybe Taco Bell should be the standard.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Maybe Taco Bell should be the standard.
A clumsy attempt at plating before I mixed them all into the hash anyway.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A clumsy attempt at plating before I mixed them all into the hash anyway.
No. They don’t. Stop showing off already.
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
No. They don’t. Stop showing off already.
Honestly, I think the better side won in this exchange:
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Honestly, I think the better side won in this exchange:
The jeans with a broken zipper has a label inside that says "TODAY IS YOUR DAY."
Is it though? Is it?
This means I used all my bad luck on the jeans. I bought two tickets to a 50/50 where the prize is $22k. I am essentially a shoo-in to win.
3/3
Is it though? Is it?
This means I used all my bad luck on the jeans. I bought two tickets to a 50/50 where the prize is $22k. I am essentially a shoo-in to win.
3/3
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The jeans with a broken zipper has a label inside that says "TODAY IS YOUR DAY."
Is it though? Is it?
This means I used all my bad luck on the jeans. I bought two tickets to a 50/50 where the prize is $22k. I am essentially a shoo-in to win.
3/3
Is it though? Is it?
This means I used all my bad luck on the jeans. I bought two tickets to a 50/50 where the prize is $22k. I am essentially a shoo-in to win.
3/3
Which leads to one of the best moments on Late Night with David Letterman.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Which leads to one of the best moments on Late Night with David Letterman.
That little puppy is cute, but... I still have to disagree
*throws down the glove*
*throws down the glove*
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That little puppy is cute, but... I still have to disagree
*throws down the glove*
*throws down the glove*
I may want to consider a better thing to do with my time when I’m dealing with insomnia. This went a little too far maybe?
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I may want to consider a better thing to do with my time when I’m dealing with insomnia. This went a little too far maybe?
Sadly, I can no longer detect what is and is not parody with these weird assholes anymore.
October 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sadly, I can no longer detect what is and is not parody with these weird assholes anymore.
Rez dog spotted in Ft Kipp Montana with their plushie.
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Rez dog spotted in Ft Kipp Montana with their plushie.
These 2 boys were staring me down just minutes ago. As I got closer, I noticed that the path I was taking went right in between them and small herd of doe. Since it’s early mating season, I walked around them. I think my dog was ready for a fight, though. He’s not always the smartest.
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
These 2 boys were staring me down just minutes ago. As I got closer, I noticed that the path I was taking went right in between them and small herd of doe. Since it’s early mating season, I walked around them. I think my dog was ready for a fight, though. He’s not always the smartest.
This innovation in fashion is evil and I am certain it's only purpose is to entertain those witnessing someone struggling to button them after noticing that they were not buttoned after leaving the house.
September 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This innovation in fashion is evil and I am certain it's only purpose is to entertain those witnessing someone struggling to button them after noticing that they were not buttoned after leaving the house.
Thank god we live in a country where something like this couldn't possibly... umm... *cough*
September 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Thank god we live in a country where something like this couldn't possibly... umm... *cough*
One of my favorites.
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
One of my favorites.