F This Fitzgerald
@timidwerewolf.bsky.social
Writer-Performer. For Sale by Exorcist from DREAD, Ahoy Comics, Lifeline Comics (Ringo Nominated Hairology), The Hard Times, The Weekly Humorist & the rest VIEWS ARE MY OWN. https://t.co/UfxLNhUXU7
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
Finally got to watch the new Welcome to Derry, and I gotta tell you, I love the Bob Gray/Periwinkle backstory. I watch several more episodes of their carnival adventures. Also the outlandish look of Pennywise finally makes design sense.
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Finally got to watch the new Welcome to Derry, and I gotta tell you, I love the Bob Gray/Periwinkle backstory. I watch several more episodes of their carnival adventures. Also the outlandish look of Pennywise finally makes design sense.
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i like that being an author or writer is one of the few creative endeavors they can’t really turn into a Bake Off style competition show because there’s very little screen interest in watching twelve people in sweatpants mainline snack foods while clacking away on a laptop
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i like that being an author or writer is one of the few creative endeavors they can’t really turn into a Bake Off style competition show because there’s very little screen interest in watching twelve people in sweatpants mainline snack foods while clacking away on a laptop
Please don’t do this. They’re intelligent creatures.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Please don’t do this. They’re intelligent creatures.
Rewatching Home Alone as an adult, I’m made absolutely furious by Marv flooding people’s houses. You absolute monster! You robbed me AND made my house inhabitable in the middle of winter!
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Rewatching Home Alone as an adult, I’m made absolutely furious by Marv flooding people’s houses. You absolute monster! You robbed me AND made my house inhabitable in the middle of winter!
My work wanted us to decorate an ornament.
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My work wanted us to decorate an ornament.
Some people know it's the holiday season when they hear Mariah Carey. I always know it's the holidays because our once quiet small town is now absolutely teeming with beautiful but unfulfilled big city executives all being wooed by our ruggedly handsome carpenter/mayor Jamie.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Some people know it's the holiday season when they hear Mariah Carey. I always know it's the holidays because our once quiet small town is now absolutely teeming with beautiful but unfulfilled big city executives all being wooed by our ruggedly handsome carpenter/mayor Jamie.
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rock and roll photos
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
rock and roll photos
A lot of folks are acting like Quentin Tarantino hasn’t been a blow-hard this entire time. I say this as a fan. Like any artist sometimes his thoughts are inciteful. Sometimes he’s full of shit. Sometimes his work is brilliant, sometimes it’s self-indulgent donk.
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A lot of folks are acting like Quentin Tarantino hasn’t been a blow-hard this entire time. I say this as a fan. Like any artist sometimes his thoughts are inciteful. Sometimes he’s full of shit. Sometimes his work is brilliant, sometimes it’s self-indulgent donk.
If you want a good cry, watch Life of Chuck. Damn, just a killer character piece, with so many great faces in it. It was a JOY to see Mia Sara and Heather Langenkamp onscreen. Carl Lumbly, Matthew Lillard…just so many great character parts. The best!
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If you want a good cry, watch Life of Chuck. Damn, just a killer character piece, with so many great faces in it. It was a JOY to see Mia Sara and Heather Langenkamp onscreen. Carl Lumbly, Matthew Lillard…just so many great character parts. The best!
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can we give her an award now for having written this thirty years ago
Reading through old comics magazines and ran across the piece of genius from
@colleendoran.bsky.social
in Hero Illustrated. #LurkingEffeminancy
@colleendoran.bsky.social
in Hero Illustrated. #LurkingEffeminancy
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
can we give her an award now for having written this thirty years ago
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Reading through old comics magazines and ran across the piece of genius from
@colleendoran.bsky.social
in Hero Illustrated. #LurkingEffeminancy
@colleendoran.bsky.social
in Hero Illustrated. #LurkingEffeminancy
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Reading through old comics magazines and ran across the piece of genius from
@colleendoran.bsky.social
in Hero Illustrated. #LurkingEffeminancy
@colleendoran.bsky.social
in Hero Illustrated. #LurkingEffeminancy
The internet is down at my library and all my coworkers are freaking out. Everyone’s preparing for patrons to be mad and yell at us, and I feel uniquely suited to this moment. My philosophy is if I didn’t want to disappoint those around me, I never should have gone into the arts.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The internet is down at my library and all my coworkers are freaking out. Everyone’s preparing for patrons to be mad and yell at us, and I feel uniquely suited to this moment. My philosophy is if I didn’t want to disappoint those around me, I never should have gone into the arts.
Everything is just so goddamned dumb and mean.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Everything is just so goddamned dumb and mean.
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I feel like Dr Seuss would kill himself over the Grinch promoting Walmart with AI
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I feel like Dr Seuss would kill himself over the Grinch promoting Walmart with AI
My Criswell prediction: Pete Hegseth is going to attempt to end it, and botches the job. So he STILL has to stand trial for war crimes but now his face looks like a closed fist with one googley eye.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My Criswell prediction: Pete Hegseth is going to attempt to end it, and botches the job. So he STILL has to stand trial for war crimes but now his face looks like a closed fist with one googley eye.
So I just went to grocery store in my hometown and it was like the opening to Batman ‘89. A guy picking out of the garbage can. Salvation Army Santa ringing a bell out front. Security guard at the front of the store. We’re doing great, folks! USA! USA!
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
So I just went to grocery store in my hometown and it was like the opening to Batman ‘89. A guy picking out of the garbage can. Salvation Army Santa ringing a bell out front. Security guard at the front of the store. We’re doing great, folks! USA! USA!
The best part about wearing a mask to work is being able to mouth the words “What the fuck” and not get in trouble.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The best part about wearing a mask to work is being able to mouth the words “What the fuck” and not get in trouble.
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Joyce Carol Tokes …is that anything?
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Joyce Carol Tokes …is that anything?
Currently building puppets for a play my friend is directing. My wife asks “Are we housing these?” Clearly remembering the last time I made a puppet it was an 8 foot tall and 12 foot wide monstrosity in our tiny apartment.
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Currently building puppets for a play my friend is directing. My wife asks “Are we housing these?” Clearly remembering the last time I made a puppet it was an 8 foot tall and 12 foot wide monstrosity in our tiny apartment.
Here’s a Rob Walker Comedy Hot Take ™ : Comedy roasts only work if you’re famous. If you’re just using it as a format, it just looks like two strangers being mean to each other.
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Here’s a Rob Walker Comedy Hot Take ™ : Comedy roasts only work if you’re famous. If you’re just using it as a format, it just looks like two strangers being mean to each other.
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Who wants sparkles?
$5 shipping U.S.
International we'll talk, lol
$5 shipping U.S.
International we'll talk, lol
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Who wants sparkles?
$5 shipping U.S.
International we'll talk, lol
$5 shipping U.S.
International we'll talk, lol