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This is the worst timeline. Time to press the reboot button!
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"... Your ancestors are all the proof you need, that progress is possible, not guaranteed. It will only be made if we keep marching, keep marching on" - Shaina Taub, from SUFFS
🏳️🌈👬🎮🎶📺🎬🐱🐶💙 DC
"... Your ancestors are all the proof you need, that progress is possible, not guaranteed. It will only be made if we keep marching, keep marching on" - Shaina Taub, from SUFFS
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Another day, another TEN missed opportunities for the DNC to speak on behalf of Dems about the abomination of the day.
Mark Kelly shouldn’t have to defend himself alone.
The DNC, the national Dem PARTY should be speaking up for him and the other members of Congress all over the place.
WHYYYYY
Mark Kelly shouldn’t have to defend himself alone.
The DNC, the national Dem PARTY should be speaking up for him and the other members of Congress all over the place.
WHYYYYY
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Keeping this list handy for a reminder of who I *won't* be donating to in 2026 if they're going to be this fucking simplistic and binary ("Socialism bad.") in their thinking and governing. 🙄
86 Democrats Condemn Socialism as Zohran Mamdani Meets With Trump
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries appeared to lead the charge.
www.yahoo.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Keeping this list handy for a reminder of who I *won't* be donating to in 2026 if they're going to be this fucking simplistic and binary ("Socialism bad.") in their thinking and governing. 🙄
Like, on the one hand, I get it. It's a ROLE PLAYING game.
On the other hand, in the year 2025, IDGAF that I got what some are calling "the boring" ending. This game made me smile through and through, and that ending was precisely what I needed from the world right now.
On the other hand, in the year 2025, IDGAF that I got what some are calling "the boring" ending. This game made me smile through and through, and that ending was precisely what I needed from the world right now.
The Dispatch devs want you to be jerks more often
Stop being so nice
www.polygon.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Like, on the one hand, I get it. It's a ROLE PLAYING game.
On the other hand, in the year 2025, IDGAF that I got what some are calling "the boring" ending. This game made me smile through and through, and that ending was precisely what I needed from the world right now.
On the other hand, in the year 2025, IDGAF that I got what some are calling "the boring" ending. This game made me smile through and through, and that ending was precisely what I needed from the world right now.
But a 🏳️🌈 flag is apparently grounds for immediate termination at the FBI
So we can officially call them fucking fascists now, right? They're not even trying to hide it anymore 🤬🖕
So we can officially call them fucking fascists now, right? They're not even trying to hide it anymore 🤬🖕
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
But a 🏳️🌈 flag is apparently grounds for immediate termination at the FBI
So we can officially call them fucking fascists now, right? They're not even trying to hide it anymore 🤬🖕
So we can officially call them fucking fascists now, right? They're not even trying to hide it anymore 🤬🖕
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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You probably saw videos of a nighttime raid in Chicago. Agents rappelling from a helicopter, bursting down doors, questioning brown-skinned immigrants.
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
You probably saw videos of a nighttime raid in Chicago. Agents rappelling from a helicopter, bursting down doors, questioning brown-skinned immigrants.
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
We investigated -- and found little evidence to support the government’s claims about Tren de Aragua.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
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WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
And Kim Davis, whose hair and clothes have never known the loving touch of a gay man, can fuck right off back to Kentucky 🖕
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
And Kim Davis, whose hair and clothes have never known the loving touch of a gay man, can fuck right off back to Kentucky 🖕
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Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
To the cowards who cave to this plan and fall for this trick AGAIN - millions of Americans, including your own constituents, will suffer and lose access to life-saving healthcare as a result of your actions.
You should be ashamed.
And Chuck, you failed to lead AGAIN, 'no' vote or not. Step down.
You should be ashamed.
And Chuck, you failed to lead AGAIN, 'no' vote or not. Step down.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
To the cowards who cave to this plan and fall for this trick AGAIN - millions of Americans, including your own constituents, will suffer and lose access to life-saving healthcare as a result of your actions.
You should be ashamed.
And Chuck, you failed to lead AGAIN, 'no' vote or not. Step down.
You should be ashamed.
And Chuck, you failed to lead AGAIN, 'no' vote or not. Step down.
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Trump:
- Doesn’t want to talk about prices or employment.
- Is asking SCOTUS *right now* to let him stop funding SNAP so he can use hunger as a weapon.
- Is still lying about trillions of dollars in tariffs.
All while he builds a ballroom and remodels the White House.
- Doesn’t want to talk about prices or employment.
- Is asking SCOTUS *right now* to let him stop funding SNAP so he can use hunger as a weapon.
- Is still lying about trillions of dollars in tariffs.
All while he builds a ballroom and remodels the White House.
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Trump:
- Doesn’t want to talk about prices or employment.
- Is asking SCOTUS *right now* to let him stop funding SNAP so he can use hunger as a weapon.
- Is still lying about trillions of dollars in tariffs.
All while he builds a ballroom and remodels the White House.
- Doesn’t want to talk about prices or employment.
- Is asking SCOTUS *right now* to let him stop funding SNAP so he can use hunger as a weapon.
- Is still lying about trillions of dollars in tariffs.
All while he builds a ballroom and remodels the White House.
But in a bit of levity, there's at least this today... Also, the correct fucking decision
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
apnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
But in a bit of levity, there's at least this today... Also, the correct fucking decision
Cruelty for the sake of cruelty from the fascists.
Our work continues, even after a good Tuesday.
Our work continues, even after a good Tuesday.
Supreme Court lets Trump block transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers
The Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s administration to enforce a policy blocking transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers that align with their gender iden...
apnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Cruelty for the sake of cruelty from the fascists.
Our work continues, even after a good Tuesday.
Our work continues, even after a good Tuesday.
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So Mississippi, Virginia, North Carolina, and Georgia are now blue states? Good to know, Mikey!
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So Mississippi, Virginia, North Carolina, and Georgia are now blue states? Good to know, Mikey!
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They’ll insist this is a
one-off victory — something that can only happen in New York & nowhere else.
They’re wrong.
New York is the world financial capital — home of Wall Street & billionaires from across the globe.
If everyday people can defeat oligarchs here, we can defeat oligarchy anywhere.
one-off victory — something that can only happen in New York & nowhere else.
They’re wrong.
New York is the world financial capital — home of Wall Street & billionaires from across the globe.
If everyday people can defeat oligarchs here, we can defeat oligarchy anywhere.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
They’ll insist this is a
one-off victory — something that can only happen in New York & nowhere else.
They’re wrong.
New York is the world financial capital — home of Wall Street & billionaires from across the globe.
If everyday people can defeat oligarchs here, we can defeat oligarchy anywhere.
one-off victory — something that can only happen in New York & nowhere else.
They’re wrong.
New York is the world financial capital — home of Wall Street & billionaires from across the globe.
If everyday people can defeat oligarchs here, we can defeat oligarchy anywhere.
It's a good night for pro-democracy, pro-Constitution voters. 💙💙💙
Bad night for fascists. 🤷♂️🤣🖕
Bad night for fascists. 🤷♂️🤣🖕
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It's a good night for pro-democracy, pro-Constitution voters. 💙💙💙
Bad night for fascists. 🤷♂️🤣🖕
Bad night for fascists. 🤷♂️🤣🖕
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
From the Nobel Prize site: "In 1984 and 1985, John Clarke, Michel H. Devoret and John M. Martinis conducted a series of experiments with an electronic circuit built of superconductor..."
Let me repeat that first part: "In 1984 and 1985..."
Sad, weak, senile, fucking idiot. 🤦♂️
Let me repeat that first part: "In 1984 and 1985..."
Sad, weak, senile, fucking idiot. 🤦♂️
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
From the Nobel Prize site: "In 1984 and 1985, John Clarke, Michel H. Devoret and John M. Martinis conducted a series of experiments with an electronic circuit built of superconductor..."
Let me repeat that first part: "In 1984 and 1985..."
Sad, weak, senile, fucking idiot. 🤦♂️
Let me repeat that first part: "In 1984 and 1985..."
Sad, weak, senile, fucking idiot. 🤦♂️
Texas is first.
We warned our conservative family and friends this was coming, and they ignored us.
Which fucking, homophobic, fascist-run state is next? 🤬
We warned our conservative family and friends this was coming, and they ignored us.
Which fucking, homophobic, fascist-run state is next? 🤬
Texas Supreme Court rules that judges can refuse to marry same-sex couples
“It is not a violation of these canons for a judge to publicly refrain from performing a wedding ceremony based upon a sincerely held religious belief,” the Texas Supreme Court ruled.
www.advocate.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Texas is first.
We warned our conservative family and friends this was coming, and they ignored us.
Which fucking, homophobic, fascist-run state is next? 🤬
We warned our conservative family and friends this was coming, and they ignored us.
Which fucking, homophobic, fascist-run state is next? 🤬
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October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM