what do you know about vampires
Vampires can't even trust their neighbors these nights 🙄
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
what do you know about vampires
YES WE KNOW MOTHERFUCKER
February 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
YES WE KNOW MOTHERFUCKER
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
DAD ENTERS THE ROOM
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
DAD ENTERS THE ROOM
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Y'all, ICE thugs are still terrorizing people in Minneapolis and St. Paul.
They are counting on America looking away, and it's currently working. Please tell everyone you know, please reach out to people with huge followings, and ask them to help refocus our attention on the ongoing abuses.
They are counting on America looking away, and it's currently working. Please tell everyone you know, please reach out to people with huge followings, and ask them to help refocus our attention on the ongoing abuses.
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Y'all, ICE thugs are still terrorizing people in Minneapolis and St. Paul.
They are counting on America looking away, and it's currently working. Please tell everyone you know, please reach out to people with huge followings, and ask them to help refocus our attention on the ongoing abuses.
They are counting on America looking away, and it's currently working. Please tell everyone you know, please reach out to people with huge followings, and ask them to help refocus our attention on the ongoing abuses.
Visiting friends?
[3 AM]
Me: Why are any of us here, really?
Zoo security guard: I'm asking about you, specifically.
Me: Why are any of us here, really?
Zoo security guard: I'm asking about you, specifically.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Visiting friends?
trump voters are the real epstein class
This is horrifying for so many reasons. The one I'm thinking of right now is the billion dollars spent to torture and terrorize and imprison people could easily buy all of us healthcare, child care, parental leave, affordable housing ... all the things the Epstein Class swears we can't afford.
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
trump voters are the real epstein class
dwalves
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
dwalves
I mean it was a good concert and all
but if I dropped like eight grand in travel lodging and tickets to see it in person
I might be a little annoyed that half the show was performed inside a corn maze
but if I dropped like eight grand in travel lodging and tickets to see it in person
I might be a little annoyed that half the show was performed inside a corn maze
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I mean it was a good concert and all
but if I dropped like eight grand in travel lodging and tickets to see it in person
I might be a little annoyed that half the show was performed inside a corn maze
but if I dropped like eight grand in travel lodging and tickets to see it in person
I might be a little annoyed that half the show was performed inside a corn maze
Oh come on this is not how we build trust
February 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Oh come on this is not how we build trust
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
are…uhh…are we the penis?
It's one of the big ones, but I'm a little concerned about this Sin of Empathy shit that's been gaining ground
I've had a few benzos and I'm ready to just come out and say it: "Original Sin" is the absolute worst religious concept that humanity ever invented
And that's a competitive category
And that's a competitive category
February 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
It's one of the big ones, but I'm a little concerned about this Sin of Empathy shit that's been gaining ground
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Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
That's fair. It's not like she's bad, though, or even a jerk - she's actually pretty nice. But she had plenty of reason to leave already, you know? "When you told me you used to chase tornadoes, I thought it was just a metaphor."
Well Gertz had to be the exposition proxy for the audience and EVERY 90s movie had to feature a divorce.
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
That's fair. It's not like she's bad, though, or even a jerk - she's actually pretty nice. But she had plenty of reason to leave already, you know? "When you told me you used to chase tornadoes, I thought it was just a metaphor."
Melissa: None of you have ever seen an F5?
Bill: ...Just one of us.
Jo: *mirror-wipe shot*
Yeah. This was written to be Jo's movie.
Bill: ...Just one of us.
Jo: *mirror-wipe shot*
Yeah. This was written to be Jo's movie.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Melissa: None of you have ever seen an F5?
Bill: ...Just one of us.
Jo: *mirror-wipe shot*
Yeah. This was written to be Jo's movie.
Bill: ...Just one of us.
Jo: *mirror-wipe shot*
Yeah. This was written to be Jo's movie.
Twister. The movie should have been Helen Hunt and her ridiculous idiots on a chase when her boring ex shows up. Paxton is important, but he needed to be a subplot.
Name a movie that has a great concept but poor execution
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Twister. The movie should have been Helen Hunt and her ridiculous idiots on a chase when her boring ex shows up. Paxton is important, but he needed to be a subplot.
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go off jack white
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
go off jack white
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
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He's disabled. They're going to murder him because he's disabled.
A man taken into custody in Rochester Thursday by federal immigration agents and now held at the Whipple Federal Building in the Twin Cities is a recent organ transplant recipient who is without his needed anti-rejection medication, state Rep. Kim Hicks tells MPR News.
Transplant recipient arrested by federal agents in Rochester needs medicine, state representative says
State Rep. Kim Hicks told MPR News she drove to the Whipple Federal Building near Ft. Snelling Thursday night to give the man his medication but authorities wouldn't take it without a doctor's note. S...
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
He's disabled. They're going to murder him because he's disabled.
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absolutely not, not a damn chance
I will NOT hear slander like this of this pillar of the community, by today's standards he's practically a socialist now anyway
I will NOT hear slander like this of this pillar of the community, by today's standards he's practically a socialist now anyway
Scrooge McDuck is 💯 in the files
Jeffrey Epstein, hard at work
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
absolutely not, not a damn chance
I will NOT hear slander like this of this pillar of the community, by today's standards he's practically a socialist now anyway
I will NOT hear slander like this of this pillar of the community, by today's standards he's practically a socialist now anyway
I don't even pay for water and sewer, it's all taken care of
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I don't even pay for water and sewer, it's all taken care of
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we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
we invented the condom before steel.
Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.
We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
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Every once in awhile a Republican tears their skin mask off to reveal they are actually alien beings
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Every once in awhile a Republican tears their skin mask off to reveal they are actually alien beings
dream
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
dream