Fondue Forks
@throckey.bsky.social
Aspiring failure, grandfather, and fondue fan.
To be fair, she really is a lot more intimidating in her Darth Vader helmet.
Wilson Already Endorsed for 2nd Term After Promising Death Will Come Swiftly to Her Enemies: tinyurl.com/58nz7udn
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
To be fair, she really is a lot more intimidating in her Darth Vader helmet.
I'm not really a big podcast guy, but Blue City Blues has some interesting discussions on Seattle politics, which I am far enough away from to listen with bemusement.
bluecityblues.beam.ly
bluecityblues.beam.ly
The Blue City Blues podcast aims to pick up where Dan Savage’s Urban Archipelago idea left off, with a national perspective on the present and the future of urban America.
bluecityblues.beam.ly
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm not really a big podcast guy, but Blue City Blues has some interesting discussions on Seattle politics, which I am far enough away from to listen with bemusement.
bluecityblues.beam.ly
bluecityblues.beam.ly
It might be time to ramp up guillotine production.
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It might be time to ramp up guillotine production.
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Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)
Fell on black days...
This is the local report: theneedling.com/2019/09/02/s...
Sunshine Soon to be Replaced by Eternal, Inescapable Darkness
By Seadiff Nass, Needling Meteorologist The forecast isn’t looking good. No, my friend, it looks grim indeed. I’ve been studying my meteorological charts and my radars, and the number of spid…
theneedling.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Fell on black days...
I don't want to be gross old man shaming, because I kinda am one, but Eww.
Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz Experience Sexual Awakening After Playing Doctor Together: tinyurl.com/38shxejx
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don't want to be gross old man shaming, because I kinda am one, but Eww.
Well if one billionaire does it you know the rest are going to follow right along. Zuckerberg will prolly fire up an whole nother Hawaiian island for more ball room.
Musk's are in orbit and haven't descended. or something
Musk's are in orbit and haven't descended. or something
East Bezos Ball Demolished to Make Way for More Ball Room: tinyurl.com/4hucab54
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Well if one billionaire does it you know the rest are going to follow right along. Zuckerberg will prolly fire up an whole nother Hawaiian island for more ball room.
Musk's are in orbit and haven't descended. or something
Musk's are in orbit and haven't descended. or something
The American Psychological Association points out that Mariners fanhood is still not as delusional as longing for a Seattle NBA franchise.
I mean at least there's a chance with the M's...
I mean at least there's a chance with the M's...
DSM-5 Now Includes Mariners Fanhood as a Legitimate Form of Depression: tinyurl.com/5e8a65zt
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The American Psychological Association points out that Mariners fanhood is still not as delusional as longing for a Seattle NBA franchise.
I mean at least there's a chance with the M's...
I mean at least there's a chance with the M's...
Thank god they haven't broken out the accordions
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thank god they haven't broken out the accordions
Some guys just don't know how to help a gal. I always tip with gift certificates to Chick-fil-A, so that they can get themselves a yummy sandwich and maybe meet a decent Christian man like myself, who will let them dance for me, while making me a yummy sandwich for free. That's being an ally!
Feminist Ally Tips Stripper with Democracy Vouchers: tinyurl.com/2jr5hnwc
October 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Some guys just don't know how to help a gal. I always tip with gift certificates to Chick-fil-A, so that they can get themselves a yummy sandwich and maybe meet a decent Christian man like myself, who will let them dance for me, while making me a yummy sandwich for free. That's being an ally!
To be fair, I lose the better part of a day every time I get lured in there.
National Guard Already Lost at Powell’s Books: tinyurl.com/4mw4n9h2
September 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
To be fair, I lose the better part of a day every time I get lured in there.
Yeah well the EatYourFuckingVegetablesian Republic is going to smack both of these guy's heads together.
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://theonion.com/fritolaysia-cuts-off-chiplomatic-relations-with-snakist-1819568143/
September 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yeah well the EatYourFuckingVegetablesian Republic is going to smack both of these guy's heads together.
Taking a couple of Tylenol before painting this morning. I heard it will make me artistic.
September 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Taking a couple of Tylenol before painting this morning. I heard it will make me artistic.
I don't want to alarm anybody, but I am a fall bitch, trading out my Carhartt shirt for a turtleneck sweater and adding cinnamon to my coffee before heading out to buy the best gourds.
Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise: tinyurl.com/yc574b4r
September 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I don't want to alarm anybody, but I am a fall bitch, trading out my Carhartt shirt for a turtleneck sweater and adding cinnamon to my coffee before heading out to buy the best gourds.
Well, I guess if you're a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit, you can just go fuck yourself because there won't be a midnight train going anywhere.
Go ahead and stop believing any time now people.
Go ahead and stop believing any time now people.
Midnight Light Rail Test Last Time It Will Ever Run That Late: tinyurl.com/45xm34js
September 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Well, I guess if you're a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit, you can just go fuck yourself because there won't be a midnight train going anywhere.
Go ahead and stop believing any time now people.
Go ahead and stop believing any time now people.
"Content moderation is totally worth it" says satiric website, as it's content slowly gets moderated out of view.
Bluesky took down our CK post. Still up on the other socials.
They’ve already started a GoFundMe for the 2nd Amendment. And the gun.
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Content moderation is totally worth it" says satiric website, as it's content slowly gets moderated out of view.
My wife should have known better for over 30 years now.
‘Find Him, Fix Him’ App Helps Seattle Men Who Need Therapy Find Women Who Should Know Better: tinyurl.com/59v24vtb
September 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My wife should have known better for over 30 years now.
Good triumphs over Richie Rich.
Your goal-scorers in the Leagues Cup were Osaze De Rosario (Defiance), Alex Roldan (draft pick) and PAUL MOTHER FUCKING ROTHROCK (Seattle).
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Good triumphs over Richie Rich.
And for all you doubters out there, I can do a Zoom Ouija Board session, speaking with dead people who are voting in our elections.
Rep. Jeff Van Drew claims he’s spoken to “large numbers” of dead people who had mail ballots sent to them
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
And for all you doubters out there, I can do a Zoom Ouija Board session, speaking with dead people who are voting in our elections.
I feel seen...
Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues https://theonion.com/affluent-white-man-enjoys-causes-the-blues-1819565488/
August 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I feel seen...
This should be the future of ice skating.
August 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This should be the future of ice skating.
I should have chocolate for breakfast. That's what good people get, and I'm a good person.
August 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I should have chocolate for breakfast. That's what good people get, and I'm a good person.
More rampant fascism, this time from down ballot participants. Goodspaceguy should let the voters not select his unsuccessor for the future.
The indifference of the people shall not be silenced!
The indifference of the people shall not be silenced!
Goodspaceguy Names Greatspacegal Successor to Intergalactic Political Campaign Empire: tinyurl.com/yvpy94nx
August 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
More rampant fascism, this time from down ballot participants. Goodspaceguy should let the voters not select his unsuccessor for the future.
The indifference of the people shall not be silenced!
The indifference of the people shall not be silenced!
Forest fires make for pretty sunsets...
July 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Forest fires make for pretty sunsets...
Okay Needling, is there something maybe bothering you that you haven't been able to talk about?
I get it, these things are hard, and that nude beach was very traumatic for me as well.
I get it, these things are hard, and that nude beach was very traumatic for me as well.
Office Workers Secretly Waiting for Landing Seaplane to Decapitate Paddleboarder: tinyurl.com/4dxm8yke
July 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Okay Needling, is there something maybe bothering you that you haven't been able to talk about?
I get it, these things are hard, and that nude beach was very traumatic for me as well.
I get it, these things are hard, and that nude beach was very traumatic for me as well.