Fondue Forks
@throckey.bsky.social
Aspiring failure, grandfather, and fondue fan.
This is fucking awesome!
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is fucking awesome!
Well, good luck with that, FIFA.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Well, good luck with that, FIFA.
Can we put a tariff on prayers?
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Can we put a tariff on prayers?
They may have a fresh set of downs, but they still have to advance the ball.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They may have a fresh set of downs, but they still have to advance the ball.
What is this "bisexual mullet?"
Can you tell it to my heart? My achy breaky heart?
Can you tell it to my heart? My achy breaky heart?
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What is this "bisexual mullet?"
Can you tell it to my heart? My achy breaky heart?
Can you tell it to my heart? My achy breaky heart?
They should probably focus on naming themselves something less lame than "Major League Soccer."
I have no problem with the euro schedule. People need to harden up.
I have no problem with the euro schedule. People need to harden up.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They should probably focus on naming themselves something less lame than "Major League Soccer."
I have no problem with the euro schedule. People need to harden up.
I have no problem with the euro schedule. People need to harden up.
I want everything, all the time. If we have to score 11 goals a game to win all the time, then that's what we need to do.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I want everything, all the time. If we have to score 11 goals a game to win all the time, then that's what we need to do.
Cauliflower is edible.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cauliflower is edible.
And Cody. We got some guys.
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
And Cody. We got some guys.
That's who I was thinking of, but I never got to see him play.
Also Baker-Whiting.
Also Baker-Whiting.
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
That's who I was thinking of, but I never got to see him play.
Also Baker-Whiting.
Also Baker-Whiting.
I think we definitely need at least one new elite level guy on the back line. 60 game seasons are alot for guys like Yeimar and really even Alex. It would be good to get more of our homegrowns into the rotation, cause guys need high level experience to become high level players.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think we definitely need at least one new elite level guy on the back line. 60 game seasons are alot for guys like Yeimar and really even Alex. It would be good to get more of our homegrowns into the rotation, cause guys need high level experience to become high level players.
Who needs a dominatrix when you have the Sounders?
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Who needs a dominatrix when you have the Sounders?
I think we mainly have to get clinical with our finishing. I don't know how many times we had the Minnesota defense completely undressed and could not get the ball in the goal.
The attack is doing all the right things to make opportunities, but the ball has to go in the net.
The attack is doing all the right things to make opportunities, but the ball has to go in the net.
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I think we mainly have to get clinical with our finishing. I don't know how many times we had the Minnesota defense completely undressed and could not get the ball in the goal.
The attack is doing all the right things to make opportunities, but the ball has to go in the net.
The attack is doing all the right things to make opportunities, but the ball has to go in the net.
I've had a couple of Burga cases for my android (s). They are nice looking and work well.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I've had a couple of Burga cases for my android (s). They are nice looking and work well.
Who are Dixit and Bingle? They sound like elves who couldn't make it at Santa's workshop.
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Who are Dixit and Bingle? They sound like elves who couldn't make it at Santa's workshop.
It's like when a pole vaulter gets confused by daylight savings time and vaults into the ground instead of into the sky.
Sometimes they catch fire from the friction with all the dirt, cause, you know dirt has more friction than air.
Sometimes they catch fire from the friction with all the dirt, cause, you know dirt has more friction than air.
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It's like when a pole vaulter gets confused by daylight savings time and vaults into the ground instead of into the sky.
Sometimes they catch fire from the friction with all the dirt, cause, you know dirt has more friction than air.
Sometimes they catch fire from the friction with all the dirt, cause, you know dirt has more friction than air.
Of course the Rite Aid, where I used to get the shots, does not exist, nor does any Rite Aid, anywhere exist, because the whole corporation is gone.
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Of course the Rite Aid, where I used to get the shots, does not exist, nor does any Rite Aid, anywhere exist, because the whole corporation is gone.
I've had no reaction to the last couple, so I'm hoping for an ass-kicking, which would mean my body is learning something, rather than sitting back on it's laurels remembering the good old days and telling all the youngsters how hard is was to have the chauffer drive us to school, up hill, both ways
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I've had no reaction to the last couple, so I'm hoping for an ass-kicking, which would mean my body is learning something, rather than sitting back on it's laurels remembering the good old days and telling all the youngsters how hard is was to have the chauffer drive us to school, up hill, both ways
You are Heisenberg's Women, simultaneously all too much and not enough--as long as you stay in the box.
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You are Heisenberg's Women, simultaneously all too much and not enough--as long as you stay in the box.
It would help if they didn't have an election for every fucking thing.
November 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It would help if they didn't have an election for every fucking thing.
And the video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzr...
Soundgarden - Fell On Black Days
YouTube video by SoundgardenVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
And the video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzr...