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Viewtiful Jay
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-🪴+🐈zaddy
- 👨🏿‍❤️‍👨🏿💍
-D(M)V; PG County
-Neurodivergent gang gang
-Drunk history kinda vibe
-🏳️‍🌈🎾anime🏋🏾‍♂️
-Baby polyglot: 🇧🇷
-IG: BotanicalJesus
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November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I gotta show y'all pics of my flowering tropical plants! I'm so excited
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Pokemon trainer ahh shoes, but the COLOR😍😍😍

I dunno what kind of green that is, but I identify with it.
Adidas x Fear of God Athletics II Basketball 'Court Green'
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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não é normal acordar cansada assim todo dia eu devo ter algum problema neurológico metabólico vitamínico respiratório digestivo intestinal hormonal e também algo de errado com meu espírito
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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hollering
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I don't know what you've got planned
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
August 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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35 years ago today, The Simpsons discovered their house was built on a Native American burial ground. The original “Treehouse of Horror” first aired October 25, 1990.
October 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ok, Ron Isley, I definitely see the vision.
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
These old people going off at this Isley Brothers concert. I'm impressed! (And apparently ageist 😶‍🌫️)
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Now this got me wondering if "Every bottom has a bottom".
They be saying, “Every top has a top.”

Y’all agree? 👀
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Encontro ⏰

-tirinha 068
October 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Also, it's been 25 HUMAN YEARS since Hybrid Theory?!
Happy 25th Anniversary to Linkin Park's debut album 'Hybrid Theory' originally released October 24, 2000 | Listen to the album + read our anniversary tribute by Daryl McIntosh here: album.ink/linkinparkHT
October 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Such an amazing album ❤️ In such formative years, Nelly Furtado got me through some thangs

And it still holds up really well today!

Listen to it, you'll thank me later. No skips, no notes, chefs kiss 💋
Happy 25th Anniversary to Nelly Furtado’s debut album ‘Whoa, Nelly!’ originally released October 24, 2000 | Listen to the album + watch the official videos here: album.ink/NFurtadoWN
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Adele singing a medley:

1. Make you feel my love
2. Lovesong
3. One and Only

Bonus - she sings a medley of Beyonce songs, who then comes out and surprises ADELE with a guest appearance.

Boom!
You can book any artist to perform ONE song at your wedding.

Who are you picking and what are they performing?
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Name an album with zero skips.

Self-titled - Corinne Bailey Rae
October 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I have a whole class on teaching people how to move from praise to encouragement
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Introvert but willing to discuss American Dad
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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AI is like that time I woke up and found a U2 album I didn't ask for on my iPod.

I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Random relationship (romantic and platonic) advice: Find someone who makes you want to work it out and improve overall as a person.

2026 will be 10 yr married and 15 yr since we started dating! No relationship is perfect, but I have a fun marriage and a strong, supportive, swangin' husband lol.
October 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I love the sense of community here.

My relationship hit some bumpy waves, but now it's smooth sailing again. Communication and working on issues that are multilayered were vital.

Shout out to @mainery27.bsky.social and @blackranga.blacksky.app for the great relationship advice!
October 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Mood.... We still gagging 😮‍💨😩
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Toddlers have a “being mean to everyone” phase, which helps them learn the important skill of being mean to everyone
October 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM