Kenny, The Metal Bae
@thevoidalone.bsky.social
Kenny | Metalhead | Nerd | Iowan | Liberal | Caregiver
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Absolute indictment of our media that there isn't round the clock brow beat coverage of this insanity. They are absolutely capable of doing it but refuse to do so.
A Minnesota high school student was nabbed by ICE agents as she was trying to pick up food for her family after work. She was violently dragged from her car and lost her shoes. So, barefoot in the middle of winter, she was put into the back of an unmarked car in a small town (Willmar).
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Absolute indictment of our media that there isn't round the clock brow beat coverage of this insanity. They are absolutely capable of doing it but refuse to do so.
I'm from the future and I have live footage of Usha Vance giving birth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssBW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssBW...
Melisandre gives birth to a shadow
YouTube video by thomas scott
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January 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I'm from the future and I have live footage of Usha Vance giving birth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssBW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssBW...
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So long, buddy. Thanks for two sorta/kinda fun years.
BREAKING NEWS
Dolphins closing in on hiring Jeff Hafley as HC.
Dolphins closing in on hiring Jeff Hafley as HC.
January 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
So long, buddy. Thanks for two sorta/kinda fun years.
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wowwwwwww what a fuckin grab
January 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
wowwwwwww what a fuckin grab
The only thing I can think of when I hear Nick Herbig's name. "As in her big brown eyes" IYKYK
a woman wearing glasses and a blue jacket stands in an office
Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a blue jacket stands in an office and spins around to show a framed picture of one of her beloved pet cats
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January 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The only thing I can think of when I hear Nick Herbig's name. "As in her big brown eyes" IYKYK
Go pack go!!
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Go pack go!!
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really feels like Becca Good saying “go get some lunch, big boy” is when he snapped. the kind of man who joins ICE is absolutely the kind of man who thinks women should die for saying things like that. they absolutely crash out when we aren’t cowering in fear and making them feel scary & powerful
To paraphrase Margaret Atwood…”men are afraid that women will laugh at them, women are afraid that men will kill them”
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
really feels like Becca Good saying “go get some lunch, big boy” is when he snapped. the kind of man who joins ICE is absolutely the kind of man who thinks women should die for saying things like that. they absolutely crash out when we aren’t cowering in fear and making them feel scary & powerful
A friend told me that they had a nap about Jerry Seinfeld being a demon slayer and for some reason this popped straight outta the mind palace. An unexpected bit of joy.
January 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
A friend told me that they had a nap about Jerry Seinfeld being a demon slayer and for some reason this popped straight outta the mind palace. An unexpected bit of joy.
Can we just shut 2026 off already?
Gov. Polis tells CBS that Tina Peters’ sentence was “harsh” and that he’s considering requests to grant her clemency.
There were real concerns among other elected officials that Polis would release Peters. This gives credence to those fears:
www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...
There were real concerns among other elected officials that Polis would release Peters. This gives credence to those fears:
www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...
January 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Can we just shut 2026 off already?
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Ich doinke
Du doinkst
Er/sie/est doinkt
Wir doinken
Ihr doinkt
Sie, sie doinken
Du doinkst
Er/sie/est doinkt
Wir doinken
Ihr doinkt
Sie, sie doinken
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Ich doinke
Du doinkst
Er/sie/est doinkt
Wir doinken
Ihr doinkt
Sie, sie doinken
Du doinkst
Er/sie/est doinkt
Wir doinken
Ihr doinkt
Sie, sie doinken
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So, I think the most important difference between now and the first term, or maybe even just a few months ago, is that the insane batshittery he often says is no longer being ignored by those around him anymore. It's being operationalized. Like, his every whim. Make a Wish for the dying despotic guy
Trump, in a sit down interview on Fox News aired just now, said the US will be conducting land strikes against the cartels.
"We are gonna start now hitting land, with regard to the cartels. The cartels are running Mexico."
"We are gonna start now hitting land, with regard to the cartels. The cartels are running Mexico."
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
So, I think the most important difference between now and the first term, or maybe even just a few months ago, is that the insane batshittery he often says is no longer being ignored by those around him anymore. It's being operationalized. Like, his every whim. Make a Wish for the dying despotic guy
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I believe that this company should be illegal and by the time you get ten seconds in you’ll agree with me
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I believe that this company should be illegal and by the time you get ten seconds in you’ll agree with me
These are gorgeous danger doggos.
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
These are gorgeous danger doggos.
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This story has been updated. Stick with OPB as we confirm details: www.opb.org/article/2026...
Federal agents shoot 2 people in East Portland
Two people were shot Thursday by federal officers operating in East Portland, according to the Portland Police Bureau. The victims were transported to a local hospital. It was not immediately clear th...
www.opb.org
January 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
This story has been updated. Stick with OPB as we confirm details: www.opb.org/article/2026...
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this is a deliberate, obvious, ham-handed coverup by an administration that hopes to use it to provoke even more violent confrontations to feed their social media addiction
The state Bureau of Criminal Apprehension says they've been informed by the FBI that US DOJ has said FBI will solely lead the investigation into Renee Nicole Good's killing by a federal officer. State investigators no longer have access to "case materials, scene evidence/investigative interviews"
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
this is a deliberate, obvious, ham-handed coverup by an administration that hopes to use it to provoke even more violent confrontations to feed their social media addiction
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
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I’m seeing a lot of people predict that “the right wing media is going to turn this story for Trump” and “they’re going to work overtime to make America forget this” and you should tell that to all these people out there in Minnesota in fucking January. This can matter. This will matter.
A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’m seeing a lot of people predict that “the right wing media is going to turn this story for Trump” and “they’re going to work overtime to make America forget this” and you should tell that to all these people out there in Minnesota in fucking January. This can matter. This will matter.
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There's an uncanny valley of human names you can't use for naming dogs (e.g., naming a dog Ashley or Matthew is sociopathy; naming a dog Kevin or Steve is hilarious and fine)
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
There's an uncanny valley of human names you can't use for naming dogs (e.g., naming a dog Ashley or Matthew is sociopathy; naming a dog Kevin or Steve is hilarious and fine)
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I don't care if cats decided to domesticate themselves and are manipulating us to do their bidding. My life is better for their having done so.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I don't care if cats decided to domesticate themselves and are manipulating us to do their bidding. My life is better for their having done so.
I don't think shitposts are very funny. They're either just s0 r4nd0m xD, irony poisoned, or shock jock stuff.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I don't think shitposts are very funny. They're either just s0 r4nd0m xD, irony poisoned, or shock jock stuff.
Mario Bros 1-3 & SMW
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1
Spyro 1 & 2
Tomb Raider
Donkey Kong Country trilogy
Diddy Kong Racing
Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow
GoldenEye/TND
MK3 (arcade + console)
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1
Spyro 1 & 2
Tomb Raider
Donkey Kong Country trilogy
Diddy Kong Racing
Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow
GoldenEye/TND
MK3 (arcade + console)
What’s your favorite video game that’s at least 27 years old (so 1999 or earlier)? Let’s get a list of classics going.
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Mario Bros 1-3 & SMW
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1
Spyro 1 & 2
Tomb Raider
Donkey Kong Country trilogy
Diddy Kong Racing
Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow
GoldenEye/TND
MK3 (arcade + console)
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1
Spyro 1 & 2
Tomb Raider
Donkey Kong Country trilogy
Diddy Kong Racing
Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow
GoldenEye/TND
MK3 (arcade + console)
Once it was clear Malik Willis wasn't playing and neither was JL I couldn't even bring myself to watch it. I am glad I protected myself from psychic damage so I can be prepared to withstand it if the bears game goes badly for us.
A Packers-Vikings game today?
Didn't happen. Fiction. We made it up. It never happened. Not real. It's pure fiction.
Playoffs, though? Those are real. @texwestern.bsky.social and @tylerdbrooke.bsky.social break down next week's Wild Card matchups and more in tonight's Repack!
Didn't happen. Fiction. We made it up. It never happened. Not real. It's pure fiction.
Playoffs, though? Those are real. @texwestern.bsky.social and @tylerdbrooke.bsky.social break down next week's Wild Card matchups and more in tonight's Repack!
The Repack, Week 18: Packers-Vikings Didn't Actually Happen
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January 5, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Once it was clear Malik Willis wasn't playing and neither was JL I couldn't even bring myself to watch it. I am glad I protected myself from psychic damage so I can be prepared to withstand it if the bears game goes badly for us.