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Swimming back for a sequel.
richard gere with yautja sex worker be like- if you squint I look like david duchovny
yautja sex worker- so uhhhh
yautja sex worker- so uhhhh
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
richard gere with yautja sex worker be like- if you squint I look like david duchovny
yautja sex worker- so uhhhh
yautja sex worker- so uhhhh
avril lavigne’s clone is physically stronger than 32% of zoomer men & 19% of zoomer women
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
avril lavigne’s clone is physically stronger than 32% of zoomer men & 19% of zoomer women
zoomer men have weak urine
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
zoomer men have weak urine
Mothman be like- richard gere is the poor man’s david duchovny- after hitting it & quitting it
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Mothman be like- richard gere is the poor man’s david duchovny- after hitting it & quitting it
They call it the beltway cause it’s a conveyer belt.
Of feces
Of feces
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
They call it the beltway cause it’s a conveyer belt.
Of feces
Of feces
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Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Frog and Toad ate many cookies, one after another.
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
“You know, Toad,” said Frog, with his mouth full, “I think we should stop eating. We will soon be sick.”
Mr Rogers killed three Predators in Vietnam when he was a green beret sniper. One with a throat shot. One he got by triggering a chain explosion of claymore mines. Another he set on fire, blasted its arm off, then stabbed it through the eye.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Mr Rogers killed three Predators in Vietnam when he was a green beret sniper. One with a throat shot. One he got by triggering a chain explosion of claymore mines. Another he set on fire, blasted its arm off, then stabbed it through the eye.
puff the magic dragon mosh pit
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
puff the magic dragon mosh pit
They have some shawarma that’s out of this world
Lead me to the Ald Velothi Outpost.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They have some shawarma that’s out of this world
The bear-Predator fight in Prey was mid.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The bear-Predator fight in Prey was mid.
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Neanderthals were woke
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Neanderthals were woke
Radagast the Brown was known for gliding from tree top to tree top in Mirkwood forest using his enormous scrotum
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Radagast the Brown was known for gliding from tree top to tree top in Mirkwood forest using his enormous scrotum
Vulcan urine is lethal to vampires
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Vulcan urine is lethal to vampires
Weird how Minnesota has all those lakes but no lake monsters. Maybe the Scandinavian immigrants ate them all back in the 1800s
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Weird how Minnesota has all those lakes but no lake monsters. Maybe the Scandinavian immigrants ate them all back in the 1800s
Spock be like- Captain, this panera bread bowl is most, illogical. I have defecated 19 times since consuming it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Spock be like- Captain, this panera bread bowl is most, illogical. I have defecated 19 times since consuming it.
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Toad found a lantern in the attic. “Frog will see this light. I will show him the way out of the woods,” said Toad.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Toad found a lantern in the attic. “Frog will see this light. I will show him the way out of the woods,” said Toad.
the meat death of the universe
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the meat death of the universe
Inventing a British guy that turns into a tractor at the full moon
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Inventing a British guy that turns into a tractor at the full moon
Henry the Eighth time traveling to the present and then fucking a loaded baked potato
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Henry the Eighth time traveling to the present and then fucking a loaded baked potato
Steak & eggs have been at war for 900 years
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Steak & eggs have been at war for 900 years
And that’s when the hotdog started eating Blain’s face. Dark blood coursed down, pooling at his feet. A wet, steady crunching sound was broken up by his hoarse screams. The hotdog kept munching. Sarah sipped her tea and waited. Outside, a chicken barked.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
And that’s when the hotdog started eating Blain’s face. Dark blood coursed down, pooling at his feet. A wet, steady crunching sound was broken up by his hoarse screams. The hotdog kept munching. Sarah sipped her tea and waited. Outside, a chicken barked.
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Frankenstein’s lobster
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Frankenstein’s lobster
Kitchen Nightmares should actually be about gordon ramsey’s shit & disease infested home kitchen
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Kitchen Nightmares should actually be about gordon ramsey’s shit & disease infested home kitchen