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Swimming back for a sequel.
Sad. I wish hospitals would change their practices. Oh well. Insurance companies
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sad. I wish hospitals would change their practices. Oh well. Insurance companies
He’s basically Orson Welles for Gen Xers
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
He’s basically Orson Welles for Gen Xers
Yeah but then the next day I wake up in a different universe
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yeah but then the next day I wake up in a different universe
Pterodactyl jerky
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Pterodactyl jerky
I hate spiderman so for different reasons I agree
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I hate spiderman so for different reasons I agree
He didn’t do anything! His character’s whole arc was wussing out from going after bad haircut guy. He sucked.
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He didn’t do anything! His character’s whole arc was wussing out from going after bad haircut guy. He sucked.
does make me think all those ancien regime french aristocrats & ancient roman emperors & their lackeys really were hopelessly depraved & stupid
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
does make me think all those ancien regime french aristocrats & ancient roman emperors & their lackeys really were hopelessly depraved & stupid
He’d grease up umpires who angered him and eat them whole. That’s how marlene dietrich fell in love with him.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
He’d grease up umpires who angered him and eat them whole. That’s how marlene dietrich fell in love with him.
A cycle. Like the Phoenix
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A cycle. Like the Phoenix
The only entertaining sheriff character was alan rickman in that shitty kevin costner Robin Hood movie
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The only entertaining sheriff character was alan rickman in that shitty kevin costner Robin Hood movie
The only kind Babe Ruth endorsed
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The only kind Babe Ruth endorsed
I’d much rather watch the horse show
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’d much rather watch the horse show
Goodwill Hunting?
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Goodwill Hunting?
rfk hasn’t unlocked that power yet.
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
rfk hasn’t unlocked that power yet.