Thermidorian Reaction
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A hero to my valet.
I finally placed Bovino: dude is just Axon from holy mountain.
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I finally placed Bovino: dude is just Axon from holy mountain.
One thing I learned studying the East German and Soviet legal system is it’s very easy to let yourself become a defense attorney at a show trial. *You* aren’t one of the bad ones. *You’re* the only good one. Fighting for the accused!
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
One thing I learned studying the East German and Soviet legal system is it’s very easy to let yourself become a defense attorney at a show trial. *You* aren’t one of the bad ones. *You’re* the only good one. Fighting for the accused!
This is a tragedy, but I also kind of hope it was Juan Carlos I visiting Minneapolis.
Per the Minnesota Reformer, Juan Carlos is reported to be a U.S. resident (green card holder), though they have not verified this. No word on Juan Carlos's whereabouts or condition. Grateful to nurse Monica Bicking for the video, and note the screenshot
minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/12/u...
minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/12/u...
January 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
This is a tragedy, but I also kind of hope it was Juan Carlos I visiting Minneapolis.
I got an email that began “Opposing counsel is out there using AI tools to make their work better” and I was like “oooh tell me more I’m going to get opposing counsel sanctioned” but it turns out it was a solicitor trying to sell me said tools.
January 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I got an email that began “Opposing counsel is out there using AI tools to make their work better” and I was like “oooh tell me more I’m going to get opposing counsel sanctioned” but it turns out it was a solicitor trying to sell me said tools.
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the exact moment dilbert guy died the cerebus guy was filled with his shithead energy, like in highlander when one of them gets their head cut off
January 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the exact moment dilbert guy died the cerebus guy was filled with his shithead energy, like in highlander when one of them gets their head cut off
I feel like the girl in Two Princes obviously should have picked the rich, socially connected guy who adored her. Like, I don’t even really get what the Spin Doctors’ pitch is.
January 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I feel like the girl in Two Princes obviously should have picked the rich, socially connected guy who adored her. Like, I don’t even really get what the Spin Doctors’ pitch is.
Reached levels of “guy who wears a suit” where people are getting irrationally mad at me when I don’t wear a suit.
January 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Reached levels of “guy who wears a suit” where people are getting irrationally mad at me when I don’t wear a suit.
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Thank God Latin America is Delta’s domain.
Otherwise we’d already have fifteen new SEAL podcasts, sponsorship deals, newly launched protein powders, and a social media catfight about who it was that yoinked Maduro out of bed.
Otherwise we’d already have fifteen new SEAL podcasts, sponsorship deals, newly launched protein powders, and a social media catfight about who it was that yoinked Maduro out of bed.
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Thank God Latin America is Delta’s domain.
Otherwise we’d already have fifteen new SEAL podcasts, sponsorship deals, newly launched protein powders, and a social media catfight about who it was that yoinked Maduro out of bed.
Otherwise we’d already have fifteen new SEAL podcasts, sponsorship deals, newly launched protein powders, and a social media catfight about who it was that yoinked Maduro out of bed.
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Somehow, the neocons returned
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Somehow, the neocons returned
Everyone who marketed bad Santa should have been fired for not coming up with this.
Christmas comes surly this year
on Tuesday...
it works
it works
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Everyone who marketed bad Santa should have been fired for not coming up with this.
If vox did not exist the people in need of an example of a media company that should not have been invented would have to invent it.
We have moved beyond the need for Vox.
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If vox did not exist the people in need of an example of a media company that should not have been invented would have to invent it.
Responding to all the ideas from the boys in the group chat with “lol everyone like if you agree then let’s do an overt act in furtherance of the plan.”
Dear Bluesky hammer&sickle crowd:
That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent.
That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Responding to all the ideas from the boys in the group chat with “lol everyone like if you agree then let’s do an overt act in furtherance of the plan.”
Made the mistake of telling the four year old we used to own the cats’ mom but she ran away 13 years ago so I’m now in spending Saturday putting up lost posters for an extremely dead cat.
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Made the mistake of telling the four year old we used to own the cats’ mom but she ran away 13 years ago so I’m now in spending Saturday putting up lost posters for an extremely dead cat.
If you’re wondering if Draw Steel is a good ttrpg then behold the story of my progressive financial ruin:
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If you’re wondering if Draw Steel is a good ttrpg then behold the story of my progressive financial ruin:
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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Why does Epstein Island look like a level from a 2008 Rainbow Six game?
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Why does Epstein Island look like a level from a 2008 Rainbow Six game?
These leaks that he is incompetent, venal, and unethical are an obvious ploy to ingratiate himself with Trump.
A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
These leaks that he is incompetent, venal, and unethical are an obvious ploy to ingratiate himself with Trump.
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A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
Update: I have reattached skipper’s leg for the second time, but the limb will never have its original functionality. A tragedy. Daughter remains insistent that it makes no sense for skipper to not be able to do the splits if Barbie can.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Update: I have reattached skipper’s leg for the second time, but the limb will never have its original functionality. A tragedy. Daughter remains insistent that it makes no sense for skipper to not be able to do the splits if Barbie can.
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if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
Finally putting a stop to endless wars in the Mideast, albeit with the emphasis in that phrase not exactly where I want it.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Finally putting a stop to endless wars in the Mideast, albeit with the emphasis in that phrase not exactly where I want it.
“Now, on the cusp of totalizing victory, we will destroy the opposing party once and for all.”
*4-8 years later*
“Ah, we’ll get ‘em next time.”
*4-8 years later*
“Ah, we’ll get ‘em next time.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“Now, on the cusp of totalizing victory, we will destroy the opposing party once and for all.”
*4-8 years later*
“Ah, we’ll get ‘em next time.”
*4-8 years later*
“Ah, we’ll get ‘em next time.”
The answer, horribly, was yes.
Ok… so… are we talking about the nyc mayoral race until f—-ing November then?
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The answer, horribly, was yes.
Finally got my daughter singing Huntrix as
“It’s just a part of me, Bone Thugs N’ Harmony
My voice inside me lies, this is what it sounds like.. when doves cry.”
“It’s just a part of me, Bone Thugs N’ Harmony
My voice inside me lies, this is what it sounds like.. when doves cry.”
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Finally got my daughter singing Huntrix as
“It’s just a part of me, Bone Thugs N’ Harmony
My voice inside me lies, this is what it sounds like.. when doves cry.”
“It’s just a part of me, Bone Thugs N’ Harmony
My voice inside me lies, this is what it sounds like.. when doves cry.”