Natalia Antonova🇺🇸🇺🇦
@nataliaantonova.bsky.social
Ukrainian-American. Writer. President, Concerned MILFs for America. Safer Dating Now creator. OSINT, but making it girly. Advocate for the glorious Normie Restoration ☀️
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On the future of digital archeology
Our data will be mined in terrifying and poetic ways
open.substack.com
I have been traveling, dealing with threats against my family, burning rose candles, hauling rocks, and thinking of old friends.
So I sat down and wrote about things that previously would be buried and forgotten - except that they will not.
🕯️
open.substack.com/pub/nataliaa...
So I sat down and wrote about things that previously would be buried and forgotten - except that they will not.
🕯️
open.substack.com/pub/nataliaa...
Sweet home Colorado
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sweet home Colorado
Dang, wonder what happened
It’s a mystery
It’s a mystery
‼️ Russia: “Russians warned of a possible banking crisis in the Russian Federation.”
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www.mk.ru/economics/20...
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www.mk.ru/economics/20...
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Dang, wonder what happened
It’s a mystery
It’s a mystery
Happy festive season, my loves
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Happy festive season, my loves
If you got it, flaunt it etc
I've been to Columbia enough times. They're real proud of their Cocks. Put them on everything. Can't turn around without hitting one.
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you got it, flaunt it etc
HAHAHAHAHA
I feel like he and I have something in common, but I just can't put my fingers on it...
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
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I'd like to be in the bleachers when it turns out he's dreadful and having a terrible game so the crowd yells "get Boobie out!!"
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'd like to be in the bleachers when it turns out he's dreadful and having a terrible game so the crowd yells "get Boobie out!!"
It’s not all bad news.
Boobie Feaster has signed with USC.
And when Boobie Feaster starts cooking, the timeline will be ready.
Boobie Feaster has signed with USC.
And when Boobie Feaster starts cooking, the timeline will be ready.
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It’s not all bad news.
Boobie Feaster has signed with USC.
And when Boobie Feaster starts cooking, the timeline will be ready.
Boobie Feaster has signed with USC.
And when Boobie Feaster starts cooking, the timeline will be ready.
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"In conclusion, people need to chill."
a cartoon man with a mustache is sitting in a chair and the word seconded is written below him
Alt: Scruffy. The Janitor. From Futurama. He's looking extremely chill as he leans back in his chair and says "Seconded"
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"In conclusion, people need to chill."
This is what I mean when I talk about the internet driving people crazy.
nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/men-are-ph...
nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/men-are-ph...
Men are physically stronger than women
... This is not a "harmful stereotype." Unless you're nuts.
nataliaantonova.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is what I mean when I talk about the internet driving people crazy.
nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/men-are-ph...
nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/men-are-ph...
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Over the years, I have come across orcs who, despite being born in paradise under the sky, travel around Europe and organize scams. And they always say exactly this: We have everything!
And when I ask, "What are you doing so far from paradise?", I get insults and grumbling.
And when I ask, "What are you doing so far from paradise?", I get insults and grumbling.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Over the years, I have come across orcs who, despite being born in paradise under the sky, travel around Europe and organize scams. And they always say exactly this: We have everything!
And when I ask, "What are you doing so far from paradise?", I get insults and grumbling.
And when I ask, "What are you doing so far from paradise?", I get insults and grumbling.
Reposted by Natalia Antonova🇺🇸🇺🇦
There’s a great joke about this.
Two worms are hanging out in a pile of manure, admiring the green grass and blue sky beyond.
One of them goes, “The world is so beautiful, so why do we choose to live in shit?”
The other one answers, “There’s a word for that. It’s called Motherland.”
Two worms are hanging out in a pile of manure, admiring the green grass and blue sky beyond.
One of them goes, “The world is so beautiful, so why do we choose to live in shit?”
The other one answers, “There’s a word for that. It’s called Motherland.”
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
There’s a great joke about this.
Two worms are hanging out in a pile of manure, admiring the green grass and blue sky beyond.
One of them goes, “The world is so beautiful, so why do we choose to live in shit?”
The other one answers, “There’s a word for that. It’s called Motherland.”
Two worms are hanging out in a pile of manure, admiring the green grass and blue sky beyond.
One of them goes, “The world is so beautiful, so why do we choose to live in shit?”
The other one answers, “There’s a word for that. It’s called Motherland.”
I did, like, a quarter of Christmas decorating with my son (putting decorative deer together as both of you scream in frustration is a great bonding experience!)
I give up for now
… So naturally I’m working on a new recipe featuring braised lamb shanks.
Somebody needs to stop me.
I give up for now
… So naturally I’m working on a new recipe featuring braised lamb shanks.
Somebody needs to stop me.
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I did, like, a quarter of Christmas decorating with my son (putting decorative deer together as both of you scream in frustration is a great bonding experience!)
I give up for now
… So naturally I’m working on a new recipe featuring braised lamb shanks.
Somebody needs to stop me.
I give up for now
… So naturally I’m working on a new recipe featuring braised lamb shanks.
Somebody needs to stop me.
In this season of gratitude, I am especially thankful for Colorado Springs.
The town that makes me write like no other place.
(You’ll see what I mean soon)
When I first visited in 2021, I knew I’d be playing the long game.
The town that makes me write like no other place.
(You’ll see what I mean soon)
When I first visited in 2021, I knew I’d be playing the long game.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
In this season of gratitude, I am especially thankful for Colorado Springs.
The town that makes me write like no other place.
(You’ll see what I mean soon)
When I first visited in 2021, I knew I’d be playing the long game.
The town that makes me write like no other place.
(You’ll see what I mean soon)
When I first visited in 2021, I knew I’d be playing the long game.
My good boy joined me in watching Good Boy tonight.
Holy God, I was not prepared.
Holy God, I was not prepared.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My good boy joined me in watching Good Boy tonight.
Holy God, I was not prepared.
Holy God, I was not prepared.
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Aw, that's cute! :)
And here's the piece, it's still online, which is nice. (Although the yet another new publisher has auto-video playing on site load these days, boo)
www.zdnet.com/article/a-se...
And here's the piece, it's still online, which is nice. (Although the yet another new publisher has auto-video playing on site load these days, boo)
www.zdnet.com/article/a-se...
A security researcher easily found my passwords and more: How my digital footprints left me surprisingly over-exposed
The internet never forgets information that we post online - and, as I discovered, old information can come back to haunt you.
www.zdnet.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Aw, that's cute! :)
And here's the piece, it's still online, which is nice. (Although the yet another new publisher has auto-video playing on site load these days, boo)
www.zdnet.com/article/a-se...
And here's the piece, it's still online, which is nice. (Although the yet another new publisher has auto-video playing on site load these days, boo)
www.zdnet.com/article/a-se...
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And Russian drone destroyed it, the fire truck. The fire truck that was of no danger to Russia or Russia people.
Its only crime was that it was trying to save the lives of people that Russia bombs.
Its only crime was that it was trying to save the lives of people that Russia bombs.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
And Russian drone destroyed it, the fire truck. The fire truck that was of no danger to Russia or Russia people.
Its only crime was that it was trying to save the lives of people that Russia bombs.
Its only crime was that it was trying to save the lives of people that Russia bombs.
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"Do some digital archeology on yourself. Maybe you will realize something. Maybe you will marvel at how far you’ve gotten. Or you will realize that there is something in particular you need to do. Or you will remember an old friend. Try it, if you can. Drop down into a cavern & shine a flashlight."
I have been traveling, dealing with threats against my family, burning rose candles, hauling rocks, and thinking of old friends.
So I sat down and wrote about things that previously would be buried and forgotten - except that they will not.
🕯️
open.substack.com/pub/nataliaa...
So I sat down and wrote about things that previously would be buried and forgotten - except that they will not.
🕯️
open.substack.com/pub/nataliaa...
On the future of digital archeology
Our data will be mined in terrifying and poetic ways
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Do some digital archeology on yourself. Maybe you will realize something. Maybe you will marvel at how far you’ve gotten. Or you will realize that there is something in particular you need to do. Or you will remember an old friend. Try it, if you can. Drop down into a cavern & shine a flashlight."
I love this!
My friend David and I met on a niche Tolkien forum, so I 100% relate
And thank you ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
My friend David and I met on a niche Tolkien forum, so I 100% relate
And thank you ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Love this piece, Natalia. Has me thinking about a piece I wrote a few years back about examining my own digital past. TLDR: cyber researcher was able to take info about me from breaches and discover a long forgotten forum account - including photos of the forum meetup.
Nothing bad, just very geeky😅
Nothing bad, just very geeky😅
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I love this!
My friend David and I met on a niche Tolkien forum, so I 100% relate
And thank you ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
My friend David and I met on a niche Tolkien forum, so I 100% relate
And thank you ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
I have been traveling, dealing with threats against my family, burning rose candles, hauling rocks, and thinking of old friends.
So I sat down and wrote about things that previously would be buried and forgotten - except that they will not.
🕯️
open.substack.com/pub/nataliaa...
So I sat down and wrote about things that previously would be buried and forgotten - except that they will not.
🕯️
open.substack.com/pub/nataliaa...
On the future of digital archeology
Our data will be mined in terrifying and poetic ways
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I have been traveling, dealing with threats against my family, burning rose candles, hauling rocks, and thinking of old friends.
So I sat down and wrote about things that previously would be buried and forgotten - except that they will not.
🕯️
open.substack.com/pub/nataliaa...
So I sat down and wrote about things that previously would be buried and forgotten - except that they will not.
🕯️
open.substack.com/pub/nataliaa...
A hardened criminal. Multiple felonies against landscaping. Multiple felonies against bedding.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A hardened criminal. Multiple felonies against landscaping. Multiple felonies against bedding.
To quote Henry Winkler,
Look at what we share as Americans!
Look at what we share as Americans!
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
To quote Henry Winkler,
Look at what we share as Americans!
Look at what we share as Americans!
More cultural appropriation FFS
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
More cultural appropriation FFS
Fair
A wheat ale?!?! Now I’M offended
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Fair
My culture is not your craft beer 😤
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My culture is not your craft beer 😤