Erik
@therealchromatic.bsky.social
He/him. SF Bay Area | Motorcycles, cats & dogs | E-bike lover | Gym struggler | Italian food enthusiast & amateur chef. No LGB without T. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🏍️ 🚲 🏋️ 🐱 🐶 https://linktr.ee/TheRealChromatic
I love that most of the Black Friday posts are variations on a theme: fuck capitalism, eat the rich, where the actual shit are the Epstein files?
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I love that most of the Black Friday posts are variations on a theme: fuck capitalism, eat the rich, where the actual shit are the Epstein files?
My Fall Mule cocktail: 3 jiggers St. George Spiced Pear liqueur, 1 jigger Tito's vodka, 2 jiggers of Martha’s cranberry/sichuan pepper/bay leaf shrub, 1 baby can of ginger beer, squeeze of lime, top with club soda to balance the sweetness.
Our Cranberry Shrub Is the Sweet-Tart Holiday Drink Every Party Needs
This cranberry shrub is a sweet-tart mix of fruit, sugar, and vinegar that makes a syrup-like base to dilute with seltzer. It can be made up to a month ahead.
www.marthastewart.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My Fall Mule cocktail: 3 jiggers St. George Spiced Pear liqueur, 1 jigger Tito's vodka, 2 jiggers of Martha’s cranberry/sichuan pepper/bay leaf shrub, 1 baby can of ginger beer, squeeze of lime, top with club soda to balance the sweetness.
🍾 Congrats, Sean! Cc @hedonia.bsky.social 🎉
Meet Sean Timberlake, The Bee’s new food and dining reporter
Meet our new food & dining reporter, Sean Timberlake
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November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🍾 Congrats, Sean! Cc @hedonia.bsky.social 🎉
TIL that Doritos liqueur exists. This timeline is the best.
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
TIL that Doritos liqueur exists. This timeline is the best.
Do you have queers or trans ppl coming to your friends or family dinner? Do you consider yourself an ally? I love that! We just spent a pre-thanksgiving ppl with lovely people who believe so, and yet… there was a lot of discomfort for us. Ask yourself some questions…
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Do you have queers or trans ppl coming to your friends or family dinner? Do you consider yourself an ally? I love that! We just spent a pre-thanksgiving ppl with lovely people who believe so, and yet… there was a lot of discomfort for us. Ask yourself some questions…
Make oligarch-fucking unfashionable again.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Make oligarch-fucking unfashionable again.
I’ve muted so many words/tags that when my trending topic (singular) is simply “Star Wars rankings” I know there is some bullshit brewing.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’ve muted so many words/tags that when my trending topic (singular) is simply “Star Wars rankings” I know there is some bullshit brewing.
So Beecher’s Handmade Cheese may* be the best airport meal, Mac and cheese, and grilled cheese I’ve ever had.
*definitely.
*definitely.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So Beecher’s Handmade Cheese may* be the best airport meal, Mac and cheese, and grilled cheese I’ve ever had.
*definitely.
*definitely.
Hark! Bsky brings us great tidings of utter bullshit!
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hark! Bsky brings us great tidings of utter bullshit!
Reposted by Erik
EXCLUSIVE: A forced detransition policy had disastrous effects in one Georgia prison, according to the manager of the medical unit there.
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
EXCLUSIVE: Forced Detransitions ‘Nearly Toppled’ Medical Unit in Georgia Prison During Care Ban — Assigned
In the midst of a lawsuit, a Georgia prison resumes gender affirming care for trans inmates.
www.assignedmedia.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
EXCLUSIVE: A forced detransition policy had disastrous effects in one Georgia prison, according to the manager of the medical unit there.
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
The policy is on hold due to a court order requiring prisons to re-start hormone treatments for incarcerated people in GA.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Reposted by Erik
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
If you tip using the #Starbucks app, does 100% of it go to the folks at the counter? I sort of want to buy a pack of mints and then dump the remainder of my Starbucks bucks on the baristas and never darken their doorstep again.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If you tip using the #Starbucks app, does 100% of it go to the folks at the counter? I sort of want to buy a pack of mints and then dump the remainder of my Starbucks bucks on the baristas and never darken their doorstep again.
Wow what a dizzying array of fuck off today
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wow what a dizzying array of fuck off today
Reposted by Erik
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
Oh. Ohhh! oooOoohhh!! (The adorable courtship call of the male eider duck. It’s like someone discovering a foot massage for the first time!)
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From the oddlysatisfying community on Reddit: Courtship call of a male eider duck
Explore this post and more from the oddlysatisfying community
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November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Oh. Ohhh! oooOoohhh!! (The adorable courtship call of the male eider duck. It’s like someone discovering a foot massage for the first time!)
www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...
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Fuck Trump, the SCOTUS majority, and their bullshit shadow docket. We will still be trans; you cannot disappear us even if you take away our dignity in this way.
Supreme Court lets Trump block transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers
The Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s administration to enforce a policy blocking transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers that align with their gender iden...
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November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I hope Sean Dunn celebrates by going to a real sub shop for a good sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I hope Sean Dunn celebrates by going to a real sub shop for a good sandwich.
Sangwich shops everywhere today better have some felony footlong specials.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Sangwich shops everywhere today better have some felony footlong specials.
Disable your Ring cameras. Now.
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Disable your Ring cameras. Now.
I mean, would I love to help my neighbors with their lost pets? Yes. Do I want Amazon‘s robots rifling my surveillance footage “starting with lost pets?” I THINK FUCKING NOT. Time to put a screwdriver thru the lens on that camera, methinks.
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I mean, would I love to help my neighbors with their lost pets? Yes. Do I want Amazon‘s robots rifling my surveillance footage “starting with lost pets?” I THINK FUCKING NOT. Time to put a screwdriver thru the lens on that camera, methinks.
Unclear why my contact lens etailer decided to abuse my email attention re NHL franchise founding info in 1924, but good fucking bye, lens dot com
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Unclear why my contact lens etailer decided to abuse my email attention re NHL franchise founding info in 1924, but good fucking bye, lens dot com