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Like how bitcoin is an STI? Or have you ever seen the horror movie IT FOLLOWS? (This article is terrible. Altman’s ex boyfriend’s roommate or “roommate” appears to have been the victim, but I don’t expect bitcoin journalists to concern themselves with facts.)

www.cryptopolitan.com/how-sam-altm...

Ty! Came here to say exactly this. Pirate every disgusting raggedy-ass, POS, transphobic, dead-eyed, soulless, oligarch-fucking word you feel you just read from this corpse of a news paper.

For basic gays, status is a substitute. How do you think any of these quislings get laid? Or the $$ of ppl like Altman? Make them embarrassing unfuckable pariahs who aren’t ever allowed amongst decent people again.

EDDIE! Lick my cakes!!

Have you met basic gays? They’ll host a serial killer if the 🍆 is good.

That is common wisdom indicated by plenty of photographic documentation.

Do you need an adult? Blink twice if I should call the spca.

Also, tell me you don’t have any gays in your political campaign without telling me.

This is also a good thing:

Plz have proactive convos with your queerdos before, during, & after your holiday gatherings to let them know you actually care. It may be uncomfortable for you, but may be the most foundation-shoring thing you can do with us this year. We are scared, angry, & close to done with your nonchalance.

Did you know we see you giving money to Hobby Lobby, Chick-Fil-A, Home Depot, and other companies who gleefully donate to causes that want us dead dead dead, “but it’s just so difficult to find an alternative!1!” and it makes us wonder* if you really give a single flying fuck about us? (*not really)

Is your super cute table decor courtesy of hobby lobby? Did you know the Supreme Court granted them and every other cute lil “family” company the right to decline health care to queers and women because of how they think their god wants us dead or bearing fetuses to term even if it kills us?

If your friendly, sassy, dependably fashionable married gay friends seem a little off, did you know that the Supreme Court has given every indication they’ll invalidate gay marriage? We won’t be able to sit with our loved ones in the hospital in many states if there’s a car accident or worse.

Not to mention that the government is actively, daily threatening to revoke their passports. Yeah, like they won’t be able to leave or enter the country. That’s literal actual Nazi stuff!

Do you know what it might have cost them to be there? If they’re traveling & trans or non-binary, they likely had or will have a sanctioned humiliating & traumatic physical & emotional assault in the TSA security line you sail through with no more inconvenience than removing your belt.