Brian
@therealbrian.bsky.social
He/him - ducking the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune - rural barkeep, recovering lawyer, recent empty nester, bi+🌈 originally NorCal 🦈🪼🌲, now the Prairie 🌾🍁❄️ - typos are part of the brand.
Treaty 6 - by the North Saskatchewan
Treaty 6 - by the North Saskatchewan
Pinned
Brian
@therealbrian.bsky.social
· Nov 6
I really did not think the Leopards Eating Faces Party's platform to immanentize the eschaton would be such a hit with the US electorate.
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Today is Décadi the 10th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate the pickaxe.#JacobinDay
More information on the pickaxe
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate the pickaxe.#JacobinDay
More information on the pickaxe
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today is Décadi the 10th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate the pickaxe.#JacobinDay
More information on the pickaxe
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate the pickaxe.#JacobinDay
More information on the pickaxe
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An American Werewolf in Zootopia
Once Upon a Time in Zootopia
Gangs of Zootopia
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
An American Werewolf in Zootopia
Once Upon a Time in Zootopia
Gangs of Zootopia
No Zootopia for Old Men
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Once Upon a Time in Zootopia
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Today is Nonidi the 9th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate juniper.#JacobinDay
More information on juniper
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate juniper.#JacobinDay
More information on juniper
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today is Nonidi the 9th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate juniper.#JacobinDay
More information on juniper
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate juniper.#JacobinDay
More information on juniper
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Black Beer
Deer
Fox
Opossum
Turkey 🦃
Black Beer
Deer
Fox
Opossum
Turkey 🦃
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Bison
California sea lions
Sea Otters
Sandhill cranes
Moose
Bison
California sea lions
Sea Otters
Sandhill cranes
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Deer
Hedgehog
Fox
Peregrin falcon
Asian hornet
Deer
Hedgehog
Fox
Peregrin falcon
Asian hornet
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Black Beer
Deer
Fox
Opossum
Turkey 🦃
Black Beer
Deer
Fox
Opossum
Turkey 🦃
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Bison
California sea lions
Sea Otters
Sandhill cranes
Moose
Bison
California sea lions
Sea Otters
Sandhill cranes
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Deer
Hedgehog
Fox
Peregrin falcon
Asian hornet
Deer
Hedgehog
Fox
Peregrin falcon
Asian hornet
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Hedgehog
Roe deer
Badger
Muntjac deer
Fox
I live in the Cotswolds, okay?
Hedgehog
Roe deer
Badger
Muntjac deer
Fox
I live in the Cotswolds, okay?
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Bison
California sea lions
Sea Otters
Sandhill cranes
Moose
Bison
California sea lions
Sea Otters
Sandhill cranes
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Post something random or have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Post something random or have an awful December.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Anthrax/Public Enemy
Chuck Berry
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Metallica
Primus
Anthrax/Public Enemy
Chuck Berry
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Metallica
Primus
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Tragically Hip
The Odds
Our Lady Peace
Metric
Sloan
Tragically Hip
The Odds
Our Lady Peace
Metric
Sloan
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
• Emmylou Harris
• Simon & Garfunkel
• Dave Matthews
• The Waiting
• [Redacted. I will never admit it.]
• Emmylou Harris
• Simon & Garfunkel
• Dave Matthews
• The Waiting
• [Redacted. I will never admit it.]
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Anthrax/Public Enemy
Chuck Berry
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Metallica
Primus
Anthrax/Public Enemy
Chuck Berry
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Metallica
Primus
Post something random or have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Post something random or have an awful December.
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
hoarfrost against a gray sky
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
hoarfrost against a gray sky
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BUMPUSES!! SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!
A Christmas Story
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
BUMPUSES!! SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
That's how Big Sunset gets you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
That's how Big Sunset gets you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
That's how Big Sunset gets you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
That's how Big Sunset gets you.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
Look at this photograph
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Look at this photograph
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Me, watching the linesman go to heroic lengths to keep the hockey players apart.
a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
Alt: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me, watching the linesman go to heroic lengths to keep the hockey players apart.
If you see this, QTP with a GIF of one of your favorite wild animals
I like these critters so much, I have one tattooed on my arm.
I like these critters so much, I have one tattooed on my arm.
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you see this, QTP with a GIF of one of your favorite wild animals
I like these critters so much, I have one tattooed on my arm.
I like these critters so much, I have one tattooed on my arm.
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Tree growing through some farm equipment. (Trying to get on the "Poplar With Friends" feed)
April 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tree growing through some farm equipment. (Trying to get on the "Poplar With Friends" feed)
Our joint in the morning sun.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Our joint in the morning sun.
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JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
WASHINGTON D.C. - American Vice President JD Vance has posted online, slamming the country of Canada's economic and immigration policies, which insiders reveal stems from hurt feelings over being sexu...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
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It takes 225 million years or so for the Solar System to make one orbit around the galaxy. Sharks evolved long enough ago that they’ve done it twice.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It takes 225 million years or so for the Solar System to make one orbit around the galaxy. Sharks evolved long enough ago that they’ve done it twice.
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed (if you feel like it).
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed (if you feel like it).