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405 ‘til I die.

Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
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Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun

I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.

The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
Down Cemetery Road…dang.

Also a friend of mine apparently does this music, or supervises it, for this show and how do I say that it’s not good?
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
A final Thanksgiving point - for $20 we did nice plastic flatware and china. Throwing it away instead of doing dishes was absolutely worth $20.

Next time we’re making all of the dishes in hotel pans.
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The wife has fallen asleep and the two questions are 1) what tv show am I going to watch that she doesn’t want to watch; and 2) how much of this apple pie can I eat that she won’t notice tomorrow.

A third question also materializes: does she remember that I bought a bottle of Beaujolais nouveau?
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The epidemic of two point conversions chasing the points is killing us all
Oh gods I was this guy today when my father in law brought up Dan Campbell going for it when he could have gotten a field goal to make it a one possession game and instead it stayed a two possession game.

I have never felt so old. Get the points and rely on your defense!
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I will die on the hill, and take as many of my attackers with me as I can, that Harrison Ford was a terrible, terribly cast Jack Ryan and that Patriot Games a is a terrible adaptation of the book and Clear and Present Danger is actually worse.

The Hunt is the only good Clancy movie.
alec baldwin is a better actor than harrison ford send tweet
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Brother has a six month old that I spent a lot of the afternoon carrying around like a particularly smiley doll, which was great until I realized that I would be 60 when he turned 18.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The only thing that sudden amnesia would have going for it is getting to watch The Hunt for Red October for the first time again.
thomas has talked me into watching red october, which i’ve never seen bc why would i want to watch that

he told me it stars “murderbot’s father” and tim curry

i know sean connery has the world’s worst accent in it
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The wife’s best friend and her husband sponsored three families of Afghan refugees in the immediate aftermath of the fall of Kabul. They were all three interpreters assisting the US army, all three families have 7-8 kids each.

The amount of effort those people expend just to survive here is insane
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The youngest has been tasked with running the shop vac and this is her Super Bowl
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Got flustered by a last second booze order, didn’t have an ID, failed to talk my way through that at check out and forgot to get ice.

On to grocery store #2.
Alright gram, grocery store run #1
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Alright gram, grocery store run #1
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, or as it is otherwise known, Theater Kid Olympics.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I would like to file a formal complaint that someone designate me as an adult for Thanksgiving purposes.

I should not have to host yet, I am not that old.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It is men’s basketball
Wait what Gonzaga sport are you watching because it can’t be men’s basketball.
And this Gonzaga team doesn’t look good.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
GRAND OPENING GRAND CLOSING
The new Vanity Fair editor sought to make his magazine less woke and some of his first moves were hiring Olivia Nuzzi, publishing an abstract nude of Nuzzi by a person now alleged to have made illegal recordings on her behalf, and putting only men in the Hollywood issue
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
For a moment today I confused an Australian climate influencer who clearly knows shit about fuck about American energy markets with a principal of a respected American firm, and the thirty seconds where I had to double check who it was made me double check my thought process.

I was right.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Oh no our fave is talking about how good British sandwiches are mute thread and forget it ever happened
it is very strange to me that Americans just cannot do packaged, relatively cheap sandwiches. they're fucking awful here. (handmade sandwiches are often great, but, like, the £2.75 Tesco's 'good but not great' sandwich is a missing piece)
It is a huge problem to me that sandwiches in the US are both delicious and stupidly expensive.

There are days I miss a prawn mayo or tuna sandwich meal deal from Boots or WH Smith.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Fuck you you fat fuck.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump calls for reinvestigation of all Afghan refugees who entered under Biden admin after National Guard shooting.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh God this shit is disgusting
Alright so our now totally lactose intolerant eldest only has one request for Thanksgiving- the Queso family french silk pie, which is really just whipped cream and butter.

So we’re going to make a couple test pies today with plant oil butter and see if it takes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reposted by LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
I Bet This Shit Hits So Hard If You're Stupid
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
The Will Stancil Show Could Be the Future
A racist TV series making fun of a minor social-media celebrity has attracted millions of viewers—and demonstrates the alarming possibilities of AI.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yeah all of the things that OliviaNuzzi did are an order of magnitude worse than what Ryan Lizza did.
I'm seeing a few journalists unload on Ryan Lizza, although not by name, and uh, I have some questions about why this crossed the line and other things didn't or whether we've just got a coordination point for finally unloading on a style of journalism.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Reposted by LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
hey new followers 👋🏽 thought i should re-introduce myself.

i’m the guy who turns motion smoothing back on your parents’ TV right after you leave. what started as a hobby turned into a full-fledged career
December 24, 2024 at 7:57 PM
This is how you do it, James Franklin
SOURCE: LSU has given Brian Kelly formal written notice that he has been terminated without cause and that it will fulfill the obligation of his nearly $54 million buyout.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I will say this, Lizza isn’t employed as a journalist, he’s just a lover scorned who was involved in criminal proceedings for a long period. Nuzzi wasn’t sitting on war plans or criminal conspiracies, she was just cheating to help her lover.

I’m a terrible person, so I’d do the same thing.
Let he who has not helped hide multiple breaches of professional ethics and possibly federal law for their partner throw the first stone

In other news, a massive stone shortage has driven up the price of throwing stones on commodity exchanges across the country.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
An error in judgement: assigning the contract to prosecute the former president of the United States for racketeering to her romantic partner, who had negligible trial experience, let alone criminal trial experience.
D.A. Fani Willis had the courage, the grit, the experience, the facts, and the law to bring Trump to account.
It is so disappointing that an error in her judgment gave Trump’s team the opening they needed to have her removed from the case.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Georgia prosecutor who took over 2020 election interference case drops charges against Trump and others
Pete Skandalakis, who took over the case after Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis was disqualified, said the case was "without precedent."
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM