LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
@thequeso.bsky.social
405 ‘til I die.
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Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
Spoke an hour plus long frost delay into existence and now the Malort bottle is calling the name of the Quesos
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Spoke an hour plus long frost delay into existence and now the Malort bottle is calling the name of the Quesos
well this is fun
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
well this is fun
fuck you it's my money.
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
fuck you it's my money.
Had to turn around because I missed that we also needed poultry herbs.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Had to turn around because I missed that we also needed poultry herbs.
Had to turn around because I missed that we also needed poultry herbs.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Had to turn around because I missed that we also needed poultry herbs.
Why am I cooking fajitas the Tuesday before Thanksgiving this is too much effort
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Why am I cooking fajitas the Tuesday before Thanksgiving this is too much effort
one of you beautiful people surely has a subscription to the Tulsa World and can share the details of what I am positive is a delightful, heartwarming story.
Gotta have a full handle on the origin story of every current and future conservative grifter, you know.
Gotta have a full handle on the origin story of every current and future conservative grifter, you know.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
one of you beautiful people surely has a subscription to the Tulsa World and can share the details of what I am positive is a delightful, heartwarming story.
Gotta have a full handle on the origin story of every current and future conservative grifter, you know.
Gotta have a full handle on the origin story of every current and future conservative grifter, you know.
It’s Ruby’s 4th birthday so we will let her.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It’s Ruby’s 4th birthday so we will let her.
Arguably Oklahoma’s best defensive player is a D-tackle that wears rec specs
Cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, the internet’s premier podcast for rec spec wearers and those who love them
Cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, the internet’s premier podcast for rec spec wearers and those who love them
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Arguably Oklahoma’s best defensive player is a D-tackle that wears rec specs
Cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, the internet’s premier podcast for rec spec wearers and those who love them
Cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, the internet’s premier podcast for rec spec wearers and those who love them
So my hairdresser loves RFK Jr and has described the unspeakable things she would do with him at least twice, so should I send her this or just hell her it exists? Or have my wife send it to her?
Obviously not the first, but the latter two right?
Obviously not the first, but the latter two right?
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So my hairdresser loves RFK Jr and has described the unspeakable things she would do with him at least twice, so should I send her this or just hell her it exists? Or have my wife send it to her?
Obviously not the first, but the latter two right?
Obviously not the first, but the latter two right?
I love all of you; this is the only excerpt you need to read. You. Don’t. Need. To. Read. The. Poetry.
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I love all of you; this is the only excerpt you need to read. You. Don’t. Need. To. Read. The. Poetry.
Upgrade your lactase supplement
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Upgrade your lactase supplement
hitting that hide post for me like a hammer
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hitting that hide post for me like a hammer
This block was a long time coming
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This block was a long time coming
Ruby you idiot.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ruby you idiot.
weighed in the TX case today:
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
weighed in the TX case today:
The only Tulsa product that shall enter this house (simply because it’s so good)
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The only Tulsa product that shall enter this house (simply because it’s so good)
Can check!
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Can check!
Seems legit?
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Seems legit?
the full quote is better, because it picks up after that.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the full quote is better, because it picks up after that.
I legitimately don't have a problem with either of these, and I lived through the post 2012 "demographics is destiny" talk
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I legitimately don't have a problem with either of these, and I lived through the post 2012 "demographics is destiny" talk
There are easier places to sleep, dog.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
There are easier places to sleep, dog.
but also, wtf
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
but also, wtf