Tess the Autesstic
@theothermcboots.bsky.social
38 | He/They 💍 | Bi, Genderqueer
Neurodiversity Advocate (ADHD, ASD, CPTSD)
Theater kid 🎭 | Weeaboo 🎌
Cat Zad 🐈⬛ | Polar Bear 🐻❄️
Former legacy MMO QA & Turbine vet
Cosmerenaut & Sanderfan
Newly aspiring writer
Neurodiversity Advocate (ADHD, ASD, CPTSD)
Theater kid 🎭 | Weeaboo 🎌
Cat Zad 🐈⬛ | Polar Bear 🐻❄️
Former legacy MMO QA & Turbine vet
Cosmerenaut & Sanderfan
Newly aspiring writer
Pinned
I am working on setting up a blog, but I had a hell of a childhood, and need to start writing it down somewhere. I don't super know that this qualifies as a crashout, but Bluesky it is. (Re)skeets going forward won't just be doom and gloom and trauma, but I welcome comments. Hi. 🤎
www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconn...
I know I'm a day late to this, and generally I try to love everyone. But there's a big difference between loving your fellow person and liking them.
So I say this with all the love in my heart, galapagos to hell you turtle-lookin-ass jerko.
I know I'm a day late to this, and generally I try to love everyone. But there's a big difference between loving your fellow person and liking them.
So I say this with all the love in my heart, galapagos to hell you turtle-lookin-ass jerko.
Ailing Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized
The former Senate majority leader missed Senate votes on Monday and Tuesday.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconn...
I know I'm a day late to this, and generally I try to love everyone. But there's a big difference between loving your fellow person and liking them.
So I say this with all the love in my heart, galapagos to hell you turtle-lookin-ass jerko.
I know I'm a day late to this, and generally I try to love everyone. But there's a big difference between loving your fellow person and liking them.
So I say this with all the love in my heart, galapagos to hell you turtle-lookin-ass jerko.
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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I want smaller newspapers with actual fact-based reporting made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding.
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I want smaller newspapers with actual fact-based reporting made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding.
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One of the most prestigious papers in the world is gone so billionaires can knock out the last pillar of public trust in order to control our governments and hook you on influencers peddling their products for the rest of our lives
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
One of the most prestigious papers in the world is gone so billionaires can knock out the last pillar of public trust in order to control our governments and hook you on influencers peddling their products for the rest of our lives
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The only way you're going to find a better alternative from Adobe is to use, support, and stick with a worse alternative until it gets better.
I can personally attest this works. Yes it's painful, frustrating, and time consuming. But the payoff is incredibly rewarding.
The only way out is through.
I can personally attest this works. Yes it's painful, frustrating, and time consuming. But the payoff is incredibly rewarding.
The only way out is through.
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The only way you're going to find a better alternative from Adobe is to use, support, and stick with a worse alternative until it gets better.
I can personally attest this works. Yes it's painful, frustrating, and time consuming. But the payoff is incredibly rewarding.
The only way out is through.
I can personally attest this works. Yes it's painful, frustrating, and time consuming. But the payoff is incredibly rewarding.
The only way out is through.
In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Hmm.
Question to all my peoples.
What songs do you consider truly perfect? The sort of songs that you listen to it and the idea of someone else doing it, or messing with it, just seems like heresy? The sort of song that is almost a shoo in for a top 50 all timers at least?
My first: Billie Jean.
Question to all my peoples.
What songs do you consider truly perfect? The sort of songs that you listen to it and the idea of someone else doing it, or messing with it, just seems like heresy? The sort of song that is almost a shoo in for a top 50 all timers at least?
My first: Billie Jean.
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
At first blush this looks like an action-oriented Three Vikings and that is *awesome*
✨ A pixelated world awaits you in Wings of Endless 🦉, an action RPG from solo dev Isoca Games where you control three heroes at once! 🎮
🛒 Wings of Endless is now available on all platforms!
#ActionRPG
🛒 Wings of Endless is now available on all platforms!
#ActionRPG
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
At first blush this looks like an action-oriented Three Vikings and that is *awesome*
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So, Nexon, what's good?
February 4, 2026 at 12:57 PM
So, Nexon, what's good?
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Installed a sexy buizel mod because I hate the angler and
As much as I hate to admit it
I now understand why people use nsfw mods in games
Maybe it's the fact I enjoy being open and shameless with sexual things
But having horny stuff around casually like just another normal thing
Is oddly nice
As much as I hate to admit it
I now understand why people use nsfw mods in games
Maybe it's the fact I enjoy being open and shameless with sexual things
But having horny stuff around casually like just another normal thing
Is oddly nice
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Installed a sexy buizel mod because I hate the angler and
As much as I hate to admit it
I now understand why people use nsfw mods in games
Maybe it's the fact I enjoy being open and shameless with sexual things
But having horny stuff around casually like just another normal thing
Is oddly nice
As much as I hate to admit it
I now understand why people use nsfw mods in games
Maybe it's the fact I enjoy being open and shameless with sexual things
But having horny stuff around casually like just another normal thing
Is oddly nice
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Kink friends! Engaging in some safe sane play can be really grounding, as you likely already know!
I wanna take a min & say out loud: it’s awesome & totally healthy if your consensual play is regulating for you
If you’re feeling guilty/shame I can write it on a prescription pad for you if it helps
I wanna take a min & say out loud: it’s awesome & totally healthy if your consensual play is regulating for you
If you’re feeling guilty/shame I can write it on a prescription pad for you if it helps
Things you can try if you're disassociating:
intense sensory experiences (cold shower, hot sauce, sour candy, brisk run, dancing, cooking w/ strong smells, aromatherapy, heavy weight/pressure, etc.)
repetitive bilateral gross motor tasks (swimming, rock climbing, rowing, elliptical, biking, etc.)
intense sensory experiences (cold shower, hot sauce, sour candy, brisk run, dancing, cooking w/ strong smells, aromatherapy, heavy weight/pressure, etc.)
repetitive bilateral gross motor tasks (swimming, rock climbing, rowing, elliptical, biking, etc.)
If you’re spiraling hard into panic or disassociating, having a flashback, and/or really losing it
Try gripping ice in your hands as hard and long as you can until it melts a bit, over a sink or a towel
It helps ground us in a mental health crisis
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Just thought I’d share. No reason. 😅
Try gripping ice in your hands as hard and long as you can until it melts a bit, over a sink or a towel
It helps ground us in a mental health crisis
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Just thought I’d share. No reason. 😅
February 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Kink friends! Engaging in some safe sane play can be really grounding, as you likely already know!
I wanna take a min & say out loud: it’s awesome & totally healthy if your consensual play is regulating for you
If you’re feeling guilty/shame I can write it on a prescription pad for you if it helps
I wanna take a min & say out loud: it’s awesome & totally healthy if your consensual play is regulating for you
If you’re feeling guilty/shame I can write it on a prescription pad for you if it helps
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Full Bad Bunny speech
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Full Bad Bunny speech
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This is so well written. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This is so well written. 💔
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
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Is it fascism yet?
Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Is it fascism yet?
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ICE is getting ready to come for Haitians next week. Help the families JD Vance smeared with his ugly racist lies. This is an organization in Springfield connected to the Haitian community there. They need our help.
ancljkuy.donorsupport.co/page/FUNDVDT...
ancljkuy.donorsupport.co/page/FUNDVDT...
Stand with Haitian Families in Crisis
Build the Emergency Fund that protects families when everything feels uncertain. The end of TPS. Increasing ICE actions. Families losing work authorization overnight. For Haitian parents and children ...
ancljkuy.donorsupport.co
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 PM
ICE is getting ready to come for Haitians next week. Help the families JD Vance smeared with his ugly racist lies. This is an organization in Springfield connected to the Haitian community there. They need our help.
ancljkuy.donorsupport.co/page/FUNDVDT...
ancljkuy.donorsupport.co/page/FUNDVDT...
Ad comes on, incredibly Kardashian looking pregnant woman with a purse puppy and a Drake lookin ass thugsband, from new england, loving the area, and wanting to buy OUR houses for cash. 'Because WEEEE! :gestures widely to tum and self: want to buy more!'
Fucking Christ.
Fucking Christ.
a cartoon man with glasses holds a microphone in his hand
ALT: a cartoon man with glasses holds a microphone in his hand
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Ad comes on, incredibly Kardashian looking pregnant woman with a purse puppy and a Drake lookin ass thugsband, from new england, loving the area, and wanting to buy OUR houses for cash. 'Because WEEEE! :gestures widely to tum and self: want to buy more!'
Fucking Christ.
Fucking Christ.
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This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
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In 2020 Nippon Ichi Software released Labyrinth of Galleria: The Moon Society in Japan with explicitly Genderless and Intersex options for party members, and a explicitly transgender story character that is treated as their identified gender.
2020. What use is there acknowledging chuds in 2026?
2020. What use is there acknowledging chuds in 2026?
January 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
In 2020 Nippon Ichi Software released Labyrinth of Galleria: The Moon Society in Japan with explicitly Genderless and Intersex options for party members, and a explicitly transgender story character that is treated as their identified gender.
2020. What use is there acknowledging chuds in 2026?
2020. What use is there acknowledging chuds in 2026?
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& I think about the current ICE detention situation
I am so so so SO sad
& angry!
I know what it looks like when the state IS watching and SOME rules ARE enforced
It must be so terrifying
it must be SO dangerous
it must be so infectious
it must be SO deadly
please let them out
let them all out
I am so so so SO sad
& angry!
I know what it looks like when the state IS watching and SOME rules ARE enforced
It must be so terrifying
it must be SO dangerous
it must be so infectious
it must be SO deadly
please let them out
let them all out
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
& I think about the current ICE detention situation
I am so so so SO sad
& angry!
I know what it looks like when the state IS watching and SOME rules ARE enforced
It must be so terrifying
it must be SO dangerous
it must be so infectious
it must be SO deadly
please let them out
let them all out
I am so so so SO sad
& angry!
I know what it looks like when the state IS watching and SOME rules ARE enforced
It must be so terrifying
it must be SO dangerous
it must be so infectious
it must be SO deadly
please let them out
let them all out
Just went to share this elsewhere, shared screenshot for context because embedding sucks, and lol accidentally perfect timestamp.
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Just went to share this elsewhere, shared screenshot for context because embedding sucks, and lol accidentally perfect timestamp.
Yknow, I've always loved characters in fantasy that use staves: Mat, Kilik, Seung Mi-na, Kaladin, Wayne (okay he uses dueling canes, but still).
Figuring out I'm hyper mobile and have kinda just muscled through cuz I had to...why *shouldn't* I start carrying my old bo around with me? Balance aid!
Figuring out I'm hyper mobile and have kinda just muscled through cuz I had to...why *shouldn't* I start carrying my old bo around with me? Balance aid!
January 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Yknow, I've always loved characters in fantasy that use staves: Mat, Kilik, Seung Mi-na, Kaladin, Wayne (okay he uses dueling canes, but still).
Figuring out I'm hyper mobile and have kinda just muscled through cuz I had to...why *shouldn't* I start carrying my old bo around with me? Balance aid!
Figuring out I'm hyper mobile and have kinda just muscled through cuz I had to...why *shouldn't* I start carrying my old bo around with me? Balance aid!
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I think one of the most frustrating things for many neurodivergent people is that we cannot understand why people don’t give a fuck about things that could make the world a better and kinder place - that’s what happens when your emotional circuitry doesn’t work “effectively”
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I think one of the most frustrating things for many neurodivergent people is that we cannot understand why people don’t give a fuck about things that could make the world a better and kinder place - that’s what happens when your emotional circuitry doesn’t work “effectively”
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It went great! I made my anti-ICE statement and begged people to call @shaheen.senate.gov and @hassan.senate.gov's offices to demand they defund DHS by NOT voting in support tomorrow, and changing their behavior where they've previously been happy to surrender us to fascism
LAST MINUTE: I will be part of a panel discussion on Monday, 1/26, at 11am EST on zoom
We will be discussing "What is autism?" not as a lecture, but as a multi-faceted conversation discussing diagnosis, culture, personal experiences & more
wanna see me talk to folks about stuff &/or ask questions?
We will be discussing "What is autism?" not as a lecture, but as a multi-faceted conversation discussing diagnosis, culture, personal experiences & more
wanna see me talk to folks about stuff &/or ask questions?
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It went great! I made my anti-ICE statement and begged people to call @shaheen.senate.gov and @hassan.senate.gov's offices to demand they defund DHS by NOT voting in support tomorrow, and changing their behavior where they've previously been happy to surrender us to fascism