Loose Seal
@theotherlucille.bsky.social
secret agent. from the other app. she/her.
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Loose Seal
@theotherlucille.bsky.social
· Nov 21
imitation crab is the highest form of flattery crab
I am on one rn ngl
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I am on one rn ngl
I can’t do this anymore and I need options other than die
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I can’t do this anymore and I need options other than die
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A single ball of falafel is called a falafum
July 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A single ball of falafel is called a falafum
I’d rather not date someone with the same name as my ex but unfortunately that excludes 50% of all men
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’d rather not date someone with the same name as my ex but unfortunately that excludes 50% of all men
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they can’t keep giving us hours
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
they can’t keep giving us hours
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are we allowed to talk about how communism is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
are we allowed to talk about how communism is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
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theyre calling them the uncoolest pieces of shit of all time
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
theyre calling them the uncoolest pieces of shit of all time
The most reliable red flag I’ve encountered in dating is a fedora. I tried to be open minded, but the circumstantial evidence is piling up
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The most reliable red flag I’ve encountered in dating is a fedora. I tried to be open minded, but the circumstantial evidence is piling up
A bumper sticker that says “body on board”
November 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A bumper sticker that says “body on board”
what do men put in totes
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
what do men put in totes
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Defunding SNAP is class warfare
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Defunding SNAP is class warfare
Defunding SNAP is class warfare
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Defunding SNAP is class warfare
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bill maher has passed away after being made to shut up for five god damn minutes this evening. doctors say the comedian and talk show host likely died of a "broken heart" which they note was "black as coal" and "no bigger than an acorn" though it rolled under a cabinet before measurements were taken
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
bill maher has passed away after being made to shut up for five god damn minutes this evening. doctors say the comedian and talk show host likely died of a "broken heart" which they note was "black as coal" and "no bigger than an acorn" though it rolled under a cabinet before measurements were taken
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For medical reasons I will now hit you with a hammer
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
For medical reasons I will now hit you with a hammer
You might think living by the water would be peaceful, but the horrors I hear at night during low tide…. 😳
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You might think living by the water would be peaceful, but the horrors I hear at night during low tide…. 😳
HE’S FIRED AND DISGRACED ASFUCK AHAHAHAHAHAAH
What’s funny about me joking to my boss that I was gonna be his boss one day is that NAH BITCH IMA GET YOU FIRED LMAO
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
HE’S FIRED AND DISGRACED ASFUCK AHAHAHAHAHAAH
Things I have been called lately
Ally
They
Woman
Doctor
Velma
Ally
They
Woman
Doctor
Velma
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Things I have been called lately
Ally
They
Woman
Doctor
Velma
Ally
They
Woman
Doctor
Velma
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Bluesky still never beating the allegations.
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Bluesky still never beating the allegations.
What’s funny about me joking to my boss that I was gonna be his boss one day is that NAH BITCH IMA GET YOU FIRED LMAO
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What’s funny about me joking to my boss that I was gonna be his boss one day is that NAH BITCH IMA GET YOU FIRED LMAO
Sometimes you are the nonchalant dachshund and sometimes you are the relentless bird
October 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Sometimes you are the nonchalant dachshund and sometimes you are the relentless bird
My family def has a group chat that I’m not in. Good.
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My family def has a group chat that I’m not in. Good.
I’m falling off the bones
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m falling off the bones
Caught him taking dead wife flashback footage of me 😞
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Caught him taking dead wife flashback footage of me 😞