Goldy
@theonlytruegoldy.bsky.social
Shitposts in the woods
Icon by Katnay from Fur Affinity
Icon by Katnay from Fur Affinity
I have nice things to look forward to. n.n
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I have nice things to look forward to. n.n
Never backseat a Toby Fox game, you're absolutely goddamned right
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Never backseat a Toby Fox game, you're absolutely goddamned right
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Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
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I’m very correctly playing Tomodachi Life.
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I’m very correctly playing Tomodachi Life.
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During afternoon tea, platters of blackberry scones, wedges of autumn nutcheese, apple tarts with honey, bowls of meadowcream, apple cider, and mint an' apple tea were passed around, their delicious aromas tantalizing.
February 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
During afternoon tea, platters of blackberry scones, wedges of autumn nutcheese, apple tarts with honey, bowls of meadowcream, apple cider, and mint an' apple tea were passed around, their delicious aromas tantalizing.
Doing the "resist the temptation to poke the hornet nest" dance.
*dance dance*
*dance dance*
January 31, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Doing the "resist the temptation to poke the hornet nest" dance.
*dance dance*
*dance dance*
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would you believe i could not find any clips of the workout routine from blippo+ on youtube so i made one myself & now i expect us all to do this every morning
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
would you believe i could not find any clips of the workout routine from blippo+ on youtube so i made one myself & now i expect us all to do this every morning
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if i walk around a lot while talking to you on the phone, that's my equivalent of a dog wagging its tail
January 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
if i walk around a lot while talking to you on the phone, that's my equivalent of a dog wagging its tail
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had a dream that i was at a party where a cute bear woman ate some other girl. and then she let me kiss her. fucking awesome dream, what
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 PM
had a dream that i was at a party where a cute bear woman ate some other girl. and then she let me kiss her. fucking awesome dream, what
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I was on the “Nook actually isn’t all that terrible” train until NH, where he lives up to the meme of being a ruthless, exploitative capitalist. At every turn, he demands payment for the privilege of laboring for his interests.
The game should be called Animal Crossing: Mask Off.
The game should be called Animal Crossing: Mask Off.
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I was on the “Nook actually isn’t all that terrible” train until NH, where he lives up to the meme of being a ruthless, exploitative capitalist. At every turn, he demands payment for the privilege of laboring for his interests.
The game should be called Animal Crossing: Mask Off.
The game should be called Animal Crossing: Mask Off.
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*warning* Blippo+ does NOT cure horniness!
Everyone stop being horny and go download Blippo+ TODAY
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
*warning* Blippo+ does NOT cure horniness!
I think what we're all losing sight of is how pretty I am. :3
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I think what we're all losing sight of is how pretty I am. :3
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Hey, if you need a reason to not support any upcoming Earthworm Jim stuff.....you can go on X, The Torment App and see the creator Doug TenNapel talk about how great AI is and quote tweeting everyone who disagrees.
I wouldn't suggest it though.
I wouldn't suggest it though.
January 24, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Hey, if you need a reason to not support any upcoming Earthworm Jim stuff.....you can go on X, The Torment App and see the creator Doug TenNapel talk about how great AI is and quote tweeting everyone who disagrees.
I wouldn't suggest it though.
I wouldn't suggest it though.
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my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
Soft vore is when you of in the soft prey of out hard eat the prey
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Soft vore is when you of in the soft prey of out hard eat the prey
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Sometimes it’s too cold for a lunch walk so we build some lunch LEGO and it’s been so nice. A little tray lets us build on our laps on the couch and not lose pieces. Anything to have less phone time is good!
January 28, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Sometimes it’s too cold for a lunch walk so we build some lunch LEGO and it’s been so nice. A little tray lets us build on our laps on the couch and not lose pieces. Anything to have less phone time is good!
I had a dream that I had got together with the Boston's Favorite Son folks and we'd rented out a high school theater to enact Chad Kroeger's Summer Slam Dunk.
January 28, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I had a dream that I had got together with the Boston's Favorite Son folks and we'd rented out a high school theater to enact Chad Kroeger's Summer Slam Dunk.
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Just started Blippo+ and I am fully wonked. Glorious, glorious thing.
January 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Just started Blippo+ and I am fully wonked. Glorious, glorious thing.
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in my head, 7 animals are fighting desperately to wear a trench coat and appear as a regular human being
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
in my head, 7 animals are fighting desperately to wear a trench coat and appear as a regular human being
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pour over, black (2/2)
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
pour over, black (2/2)
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pour over, black (1/2)
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
pour over, black (1/2)
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I love being weird with you xox
January 26, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I love being weird with you xox
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every bear dreams of munching tourists, no matter what they tell you
for @barnem.wobbl.xyz.ap.brid.gy!!
for @barnem.wobbl.xyz.ap.brid.gy!!
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
every bear dreams of munching tourists, no matter what they tell you
for @barnem.wobbl.xyz.ap.brid.gy!!
for @barnem.wobbl.xyz.ap.brid.gy!!
That's my secret, Cap.
I'm a bear.
I'm a bear.
January 24, 2026 at 10:02 PM
That's my secret, Cap.
I'm a bear.
I'm a bear.